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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"

Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now "

Perfect title for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Number one this week in '86.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Number one this week in '86.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now

Perfect title for tonight "

I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Number one this week in '86.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube

"

As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"

Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now

Perfect title for tonight

I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on "

Gin judging by the news

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now

Perfect title for tonight

I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on

Gin judging by the news "

Feck has babs been robbed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now

Perfect title for tonight

I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on "

I might have a Quality Street or two in a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Number one this week in '86.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube

As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight "

We don't want any saw losers.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"

Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now

Perfect title for tonight

I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on

Gin judging by the news

Feck has babs been robbed "

Nah none left there

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Number one this week in '86.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube

As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight

We don't want any saw losers."

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Number one this week in '86.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube

As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight

We don't want any saw losers.

Cheese "

And?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now

Perfect title for tonight

I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on

Gin judging by the news

Feck has babs been robbed

Nah none left there "

Heavy night last night eh

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Number one this week in '86.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube

As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight

We don't want any saw losers.

Cheese

And?!"

Custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Number one this week in '86.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube

As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight

We don't want any saw losers.

Cheese

And?!

Custard creams "

And four little bags of skittles

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning it's 06.30 waiting for a train and it's raining

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning it's 06.30 waiting for a train and it's raining "

8:00 dark and dismal here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx"

Morning eenie

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx

Morning eenie "

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx

Morning eenie

Morning all "

Morning sami

Conk out last night?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx

Morning eenie

Morning all

Morning sami

Conk out last night? "

Morning Mistress! Yes I did conk out last night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx

Morning eenie

Morning all

Morning sami

Conk out last night?

Morning Mistress! Yes I did conk out last night "

I thought so

Catch you later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Typically busy Monday here... But waving hello from the ladies room

*WAVES*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Typically busy Monday here... But waving hello from the ladies room

*WAVES*"

I hope you stamped your feet

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Typically busy Monday here... But waving hello from the ladies room

*WAVES*"

*WAVES* at Eenie

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Typically busy Monday here... But waving hello from the ladies room

*WAVES*

I hope you stamped your feet "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Car booked in for mot at 3....keep your fingers crossed for me

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Car booked in for mot at 3....keep your fingers crossed for me "

Ooh, hope it passed

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Thought about you today ,Mistress. Was visiting Dad and we were talking about holidays and he said he had a lovely holiday in Whitby, don't think he went to the Goth weekend though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Car booked in for mot at 3....keep your fingers crossed for me

Ooh, hope it passed "

It did yay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought about you today ,Mistress. Was visiting Dad and we were talking about holidays and he said he had a lovely holiday in Whitby, don't think he went to the Goth weekend though! "

Take him there again next month

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Car booked in for mot at 3....keep your fingers crossed for me

Ooh, hope it passed

It did yay

"

Hurrah!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thought about you today ,Mistress. Was visiting Dad and we were talking about holidays and he said he had a lovely holiday in Whitby, don't think he went to the Goth weekend though!

Take him there again next month "

Bless him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now "

Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie "

Just here to see if they can find a brain cell

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie

Just here to see if they can find a brain cell "

Haha, well I'm sure they will

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now "

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie

Just here to see if they can find a brain cell

Haha, well I'm sure they will "

Just the one, any more and I'd be dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie

Just here to see if they can find a brain cell "

Why did they tell you to take your shoes off?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week "

Ohhh heck, that's no good. Hope you're OK?? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie

Just here to see if they can find a brain cell

Why did they tell you to take your shoes off? "

Yep!!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week "

We keep the NHS going between us!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

Ohhh heck, that's no good. Hope you're OK?? x"

Yeah a lot of on going checks...but I'm feeling bloody good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

We keep the NHS going between us! "

Or we are the drain the younguns talk about

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

We keep the NHS going between us!

Or we are the drain the younguns talk about"

No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

We keep the NHS going between us!

Or we are the drain the younguns talk about

No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using "

Nice reply

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

Ohhh heck, that's no good. Hope you're OK?? x

Yeah a lot of on going checks...but I'm feeling bloody good "

Good news!! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

We keep the NHS going between us!

Or we are the drain the younguns talk about

No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using "

Well said

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

We keep the NHS going between us!

Or we are the drain the younguns talk about

No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using

Nice reply "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now

I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week

We keep the NHS going between us!

Or we are the drain the younguns talk about

No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using

Well said "

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all xxx

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all xxx"

Morning Voddy xxx

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning sami xxxpasses a instant

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning sami xxxpasses a instant "

Thank you darling and didn't realise it was your birthday! Have a fabulous day! Xxx Are you doing anything nice today?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning all xxx"

Good afternoon and happy birthday _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all xxx

Good afternoon and happy birthday _oddy "

thankyou sweetness xx

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today "

Oh dear...no good?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning all xxx

Good afternoon and happy birthday _oddy thankyou sweetness xx"

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

Oh dear...no good?"

Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

Oh dear...no good?

Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy "

Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

Oh dear...no good?

Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy

Oh dear, so you've got to look for another! "

Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours

Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

Oh dear...no good?

Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy

Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!

Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours

Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first"

So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

Oh dear...no good?

Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy

Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!

Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours

Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first

So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat "

Seems the way to go

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

Oh dear...no good?

Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy

Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!

Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours

Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first

So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat

Seems the way to go"

You sound well cheesed off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

Oh dear...no good?

Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy

Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!

Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours

Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first

So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat

Seems the way to go

You sound well cheesed off "

Will send pics later..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today

Oh dear...no good?

Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy

Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!

Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours

Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first

So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat

Seems the way to go

You sound well cheesed off

Will send pics later.. "

Ok

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Just had a look on Amazon 'tail coats'. A lot of them are polyester, which are very flimsy, but whilst I was looking, they'd got canes with a silver cap on for a couple of quid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a look on Amazon 'tail coats'. A lot of them are polyester, which are very flimsy, but whilst I was looking, they'd got canes with a silver cap on for a couple of quid. "

Seen if you can pm a link

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Panic over....got a long leather coat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy birthday Voddy

Evening everyone else

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Panic over....got a long leather coat "

Great!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Happy birthday Voddy

Evening everyone else "

Evening sweetie! Have you had a good day?

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Panic over....got a long leather coat "
looks good init too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too "

I'm not too sure

If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too

I'm not too sure

If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days"

Keep looking

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too

I'm not too sure

If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days

Keep looking "

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Voddy

Happy birthday to you!

Hope you've had a great day xx

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too

I'm not too sure

If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days"

You need to change your name to Keanu

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Im loving the shirt!

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Ello Sami

Ello mistress

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Voddy

Happy birthday to you!

Hope you've had a great day xx "

Think she must be celebrating,Paul

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress "

Bloodyhell its paul

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress "

Ello Paul! Howz you?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul "

Bloody hell, it's Dash! How are you?

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul "

Bloodyhell it's rash

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Ello Paul! Howz you? "

Not too shabby thanks, your fine self?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Ello Paul! Howz you?

Not too shabby thanks, your fine self? "

Not so bad, thank you Paul.xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too

I'm not too sure

If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days

Keep looking

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Ello Paul! Howz you?

Not too shabby thanks, your fine self?

Not so bad, thank you Paul.xx"

Bloodhell its paul and _amiss!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too

I'm not too sure

If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days

You need to change your name to Keanu "

Who's he?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

The boyz are back in town!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt! "

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Ello Paul! Howz you?

Not too shabby thanks, your fine self?

Not so bad, thank you Paul.xx

Bloodhell its paul and _amiss!!"

I know!...OMG.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks"

Tart

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress "

Alright Paul mate

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

Tart"

Bakewell?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul "

Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

Tart

Bakewell? "

Custard tart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul

Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?"

Naaaa been busy pal

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul

Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?"

Ee's been deep sea diving....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

Tart"

Ah so that's what you've been calling me...doh I thought it was twat. ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here! "

Voddy will be pissed now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

Tart

Ah so that's what you've been calling me...doh I thought it was twat. .."

You know i carnt spell properly.....but you are a well dressed twat

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul

Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?

Naaaa been busy pal"

Ah telling your bosses how to run there businesses eh

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now "

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul

Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?

Ee's been deep sea diving.... "

He can't fecking swim

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all

"

BUGGER.....you made me jump...nearly wet myself!...

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy "

i dont drink sami but i might start

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul

Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?

Ee's been deep sea diving....

He can't fecking swim "

Feck you im a bloody dolphin

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all

"

Evening Voddy, have you had a lovely birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

Tart

Ah so that's what you've been calling me...doh I thought it was twat. ..

You know i carnt spell properly.....but you are a well dressed twat "

I'll take that as a compliment. ..cont. ..I can't spell either

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ello Sami

Ello mistress

Bloodyhell its paul

Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?

Ee's been deep sea diving....

He can't fecking swim "

Thought he was a mermaid....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/03/18 22:53:34]

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start"

No don't do that, it does funny things to you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

"

You been ing

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks"

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start"

Ave my custard creams

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again "

That's good news, well done you!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start

Ave my custard creams "

Can I have a couple?

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start

No don't do that, it does funny things to you! "

what like tell people what i really think of them

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start

Ave my custard creams

Can I have a couple? "

passes a box full

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start

No don't do that, it does funny things to you! what like tell people what i really think of them"

Yep, that's one of the things....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!

Voddy will be pissed now

Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start

Ave my custard creams

Can I have a couple? passes a box full "

Ooh, lovely, thank you

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

That's good news, well done you! "

Must be cos I've started eating fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

That's good news, well done you!

Must be cos I've started eating fruit? "

Tart

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

That's good news, well done you!

Must be cos I've started eating fruit? "

Haha...

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

That's good news, well done you!

Must be cos I've started eating fruit? "

apple pies are good

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

That's good news, well done you!

Must be cos I've started eating fruit?

Tart"

Nah, apples and bananas.

Wouldn't mind nibbling on a tasty tart tho

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

That's good news, well done you!

Must be cos I've started eating fruit? apple pies are good"

They are good....they have fruit in them!...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

That's good news, well done you!

Must be cos I've started eating fruit?

Tart

Nah, apples and bananas.

Wouldn't mind nibbling on a tasty tart tho"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again "

A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite "

Tut....

Cats bum.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite "

That killed that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite

Tut....

Cats bum..... "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite

That killed that "

That...would kill anything...

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite "
yeah we know you have bog roll dangling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite

That killed that

That...would kill anything... "

Just call me domestos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite yeah we know you have bog roll dangling"

Thats my ruffled front

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite yeah we know you have bog roll dangling

Thats my ruffled front "

No don't wipe your a*** on your new shirt!....

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome "

Cheers I'll give 'm a try

I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome

Cheers I'll give 'm a try

I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit "

Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite yeah we know you have bog roll dangling

Thats my ruffled front

No don't wipe your a*** on your new shirt!.... "

Thats back in my laydee half of the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome

Cheers I'll give 'm a try

I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit "

Stop jumping on the bus back home then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome

Cheers I'll give 'm a try

I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit

Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day "

I love them on a woman...easy access

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite yeah we know you have bog roll dangling

Thats my ruffled front

No don't wipe your a*** on your new shirt!....

Thats back in my laydee half of the wardrobe "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome

Cheers I'll give 'm a try

I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit

Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day

I love them on a woman...easy access "

...or my jim jams...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome

Cheers I'll give 'm a try

I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit

Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day

I love them on a woman...easy access

...or my jim jams... "

Swush

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im loving the shirt!

Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks

I've put 5 lb on in a month!

Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again

A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome

Cheers I'll give 'm a try

I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit

Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day

I love them on a woman...easy access

...or my jim jams...

Swush "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was"

I liked doddy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was"

I bet it will

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was

I liked doddy "

Yah, me too...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was

I liked doddy

Yah, me too... "

Chubby was talking about him on the local telly news last night...he said what I liked about ken Dodd was he had time for the likes of me!

And that sums it up as many have said he had no airs and graces

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

watching him now on channel 5

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was

I liked doddy

Yah, me too...

Chubby was talking about him on the local telly news last night...he said what I liked about ken Dodd was he had time for the likes of me!

And that sums it up as many have said he had no airs and graces "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"watching him now on channel 5

"

I would imagine they'll be quite a few programs on, in his remembrance

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Right, lovely friends, off to na nights, see ya the morrow.

Xxx

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right, lovely friends, off to na nights, see ya the morrow.

Xxx"

na night chuck xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"watching him now on channel 5

"

I should change over. ..got jim Davidson on...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right, lovely friends, off to na nights, see ya the morrow.

Xxx"

Night night sami...hope Mr has a conk on xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right, lovely friends, off to na nights, see ya the morrow.

Xxxna night chuck xxx"

It's me and you birthday girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning all

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all "

Morning Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning all

Morning Mistress "

Guess where I've been

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all

Morning Mistress

Guess where I've been "

Shopping or.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning all

Morning Mistress

Guess where I've been

Shopping or..... "

Both now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Hello and goodbye

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