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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins. "
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins. "
I’m pretty sure she will let you know. I know I would and do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours"
After couple of hours she would probably wanna watch the news to see if she's on it because nobody ever went down for 2 hours lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you really spend hours down there or do you just mean you really really like to do it. 
I really really like to do it  "
That sounds better than down there for hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you really spend hours down there or do you just mean you really really like to do it.
I really really like to do it
That sounds better than down there for hours "
I would like you spend hours eating your pussy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you really spend hours down there or do you just mean you really really like to do it.
I really really like to do it
That sounds better than down there for hours
I would like you spend hours eating your pussy "
I'll be clock watching after about 10 minutes (thats clock  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you really spend hours down there or do you just mean you really really like to do it.
I really really like to do it
That sounds better than down there for hours
I would like you spend hours eating your pussy
I'll be clock watching after about 10 minutes (thats clock )"
No need for watching the clock, people from guiness world record are watching us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m usually bored after a couple of minutes. Hours down there!! I’ll make sure I bring a good book lol "
You guessed it right it's naked book reading event |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never understand why guys say they could spend hours down there...if you are spending hours down there you are doing it wrong.
If a girl spent hours sucking my cock I’d be concerned as she’s clearly not very good at it ?? |
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"Could you really spend hours down there or do you just mean you really really like to do it.
I really really like to do it
That sounds better than down there for hours
I would like you spend hours eating your pussy "
You want a woman to eat her own pussy? Wow what a fantasy lol..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours"
What he said  .... too much of a good thing can also be too much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m usually bored after a couple of minutes. Hours down there!! I’ll make sure I bring a good book lol "
This is something I’ve actually been wanting to try oddly enough
How about have her face sit, she’ll move when she’s had enough |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins. "
I’d say it was for the guy to listen to the lady’s response and reactions, thereby ensuring that the lady gets what the lady wants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say that I enjoy the giving for as long as I know that the lady is enjoying the receiving
Oooh nice to know "
And as you said earlier in the thread, you'd let me know if I were going wrong too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It depends if you’re any good, as in if it is working for me. If you’re getting me off, then I’m happy with a good session, if you’re all jab,jab, suck, poke a finger like something you read about once then don’t even bother. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"I would say that I enjoy the giving for as long as I know that the lady is enjoying the receiving
Oooh nice to know
And as you said earlier in the thread, you'd let me know if I were going wrong too "
I sure would. You’d know if you were doing it right too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every girl is different, my ex wife could have a good 6 or 7 orgasms through oral and fingering but my ex gf was done after one and she was too sensitive after that. Gauge her body language and reactions, you will know when she’s had enough because she grab you by the shoulders and hoist you towards her. Or just tell her to guide you if you’re unsure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would say that I enjoy the giving for as long as I know that the lady is enjoying the receiving
Oooh nice to know
And as you said earlier in the thread, you'd let me know if I were going wrong too
I sure would. You’d know if you were doing it right too "
Very nice to know |
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I mean they all say " I could spend hours down there eating pussy" but truth be told, most guys are like a pig hunting for truffles, snuffling at you amd slipping in a digit because they think that will make you come.
You aren't meant to eat it.
You need to caress with your tongue, gently suck, nibble the clit lightly, stroke fingers along and around before slowly sliding them in.
Not just poke your tongue out and waggle it side to side.  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I mean they all say " I could spend hours down there eating pussy" but truth be told, most guys are like a pig hunting for truffles, snuffling at you amd slipping in a digit because they think that will make you come.
You aren't meant to eat it.
You need to caress with your tongue, gently suck, nibble the clit lightly, stroke fingers along and around before slowly sliding them in.
Not just poke your tongue out and waggle it side to side. "
That’s where I am going wrong |
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"I never understand why guys say they could spend hours down there...if you are spending hours down there you are doing it wrong.
If a girl spent hours sucking my cock I’d be concerned as she’s clearly not very good at it ??"
Clearly you are doing something wrong!!!! ...... I like a guy to spend hours down there as I like to keep Cumming and Cumming . . .So in that case id call you a crap shag and selfish if you didn't spend the time on me! |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours"
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating..... |
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well I have found you will be told when a lady wants Dick if you are doing it right you may just have to wait,if shebis enjoying best to keep pleasing.
"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins. "
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"If I'm down there 30mins the fingers start to warm up. I like doing it too but over 30mins should never be necessary. "
.... you aren't a women so you wouldn't know!!! I wouldn't be happy with that!!! Why deprive us! So you are a selfish lover then! Who are you to tell a women she can't Cum anymore??? You will never make a love Doctor!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating....."
Cryptic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I'm down there 30mins the fingers start to warm up. I like doing it too but over 30mins should never be necessary. .... you aren't a women so you wouldn't know!!! I wouldn't be happy with that!!! Why deprive us! So you are a selfish lover then! Who are you to tell a women she can't Cum anymore??? You will never make a love Doctor!
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Would you suck a guy off for an hour? I've had sexathons with past partners that would have lasted hours and I'd have been down on them 2+ hrs over the course of a weekend but at 30min ish intervals. Its not like I start a timer and stop licking at 00:00. It's might go to a bit of finger play or rubbing the head of my Penis off the clit or maybe just actual sex but personally my neck, tongue and Jaws get sore if I'm there too long haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a few issues with this post.
Firstly “eating” pussy is that really an option? It sounds as if you are feasting on a McDonald’s fillet of fish. Is it not about touch sensual caressing and feeling?
Secondly why does sex need to be prescriptive so as to engage in one pleasurable act for a set period of time?
Just go with the flow and see what happens. If that’s not your gig I have a spend sheet and stopwatch you can borrow. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
Cryptic"
There is a consequence to every action..someone thinks Im stupid, sit back and enjoy the ride...
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins. "
After the moaning has reached its crescendo its time for a cuddle. If she falls asleep you've done a good job. Your turn will come as she'll not forget you after that. |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating....."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I mean they all say " I could spend hours down there eating pussy" but truth be told, most guys are like a pig hunting for truffles, snuffling at you amd slipping in a digit because they think that will make you come.
You aren't meant to eat it.
You need to caress with your tongue, gently suck, nibble the clit lightly, stroke fingers along and around before slowly sliding them in.
Not just poke your tongue out and waggle it side to side. "
Seems ive been using a decent method for a long time now. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
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work it out!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!"
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous? |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?"
Oh yes of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins. "
Watch for fur balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course"
Did I guess right? |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right? "
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question. |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question. "
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location "
I couldnt possible write names or locations now pink could I
hah. Last Friday in Birm..... ....thats not the point and of no interest to me, good luck!
I'm saying no more...like a puff of smoke he will be gone for what he did to me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My long term partner gave me the most amazing oral for about 5 minutes, then put his head up and said "You want me to fuck you now, don't you".
I could only now and pant a little "Yes".
Normally, I'm not that bothered about receiving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location "
I thought he was on this thread. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread. "
Yes that's correct. |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread.
Yes that's correct."
I'm very confused. Who was doing what where?
No one was doing anything to me, I'm sure of that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh Jesus, when did sex become so “joint the dots” rather than feeling and sensing in the situation.
Maybe just listen, ask, feel. "
Jesus, could you be anymore patronising. He's asking a question and probably wants advice not some cock sure idiot blowing his own dick! |
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"Oh Jesus, when did sex become so “joint the dots” rather than feeling and sensing in the situation.
Maybe just listen, ask, feel.
Jesus, could you be anymore patronising. He's asking a question and probably wants advice not some cock sure idiot blowing his own dick! "
He's right though. |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread.
Yes that's correct."
Ah, the plot thickens. |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I couldnt possible write names or locations now pink could I
hah. Last Friday in Birm..... ....thats not the point and of no interest to me, good luck!
I'm saying no more...like a puff of smoke he will be gone for what he did to me x"
He licked your pussy in Birmingham and you farted? |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I couldnt possible write names or locations now pink could I
hah. Last Friday in Birm..... ....thats not the point and of no interest to me, good luck!
I'm saying no more...like a puff of smoke he will be gone for what he did to me x
He licked your pussy in Birmingham and you farted?"
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread.
Yes that's correct.
Ah, the plot thickens."
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread.
Yes that's correct.
Ah, the plot thickens.
Are you ready to make a guess? "
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread.
Yes that's correct.
Ah, the plot thickens.
Are you ready to make a guess? "
That could possibly come under naming and shaming, which isn't allowed. |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread.
Yes that's correct.
Ah, the plot thickens.
Are you ready to make a guess?
That could possibly come under naming and shaming, which isn't allowed. "
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread.
Yes that's correct.
Ah, the plot thickens.
Are you ready to make a guess?
That could possibly come under naming and shaming, which isn't allowed.
I can’t play Cluedo here can I? "
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours
Maybe you should ask the snake in the thread which pie hes now eating.....
work it out!!
Your ex is shagging someone else and you're jealous?
Oh yes of course
Did I guess right?
No. I don't do jealous never have done. I also don't tolerate liers or people that are deceitful with no true intent. I also will not be treated as if Im stupid.
Karma has no deadline and I have a lot of time.
Hope that answers the question.
Oh this is like Cluedo, so far we have an unidentified tongue licking an unidentified foof in an unidentified location
I thought he was on this thread.
Yes that's correct.
Ah, the plot thickens.
Are you ready to make a guess?
That could possibly come under naming and shaming, which isn't allowed.
I can’t play Cluedo here can I?
If you give him a Pseudonym you should be ok. Don't quote me though. "
That would be Pie Licker |
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I personally dont give to recieve and could happily just keep going untill she cant take anymore, im lucky enough to have had some very good verification and they all say the same that im very good with my tongue and fingers, i love going down on a woman and seem to be able to adapt to the woman im doing it with, i start slowly and listening to her breathing and noises and feeling her movements and muscle spasms i will respond to them things and it seems to work for me and my partner and i pride myself in that, and if i get anything back at the end of it then all good, if not im not disappointed as iv pleasured her and thats the important thing to me x |
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Just make me cum once while you are down there and if it’s taking hours then you are doing it wrong somehow, plus i’d be worried about jaw ache for the other person, do you need a straw to keep fluids up with a glass of water? Can I read a good book? What about a wee break?!
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"I'm lost ...the custard creams are kicking in
I've cut down on the custard creams. I'm on like two a day now, man.
Packets?"
Pack it in, two custard creams. |
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"I never understand why guys say they could spend hours down there...if you are spending hours down there you are doing it wrong.
If a girl spent hours sucking my cock I’d be concerned as she’s clearly not very good at it ??"
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Clearly, and as illustrated by the varied replies on this thread, some people enjoy oral more than others.
I hadn't discovered the delights of receiving oral for an extended period of time until recently, and I think I've been converted... But if the person doing it wasn't any good at it I'd be bored!
Still even getting fantastic oral there comes a time where I need that hard cock inside me... |
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"That guy there, with his tonguen in the kitchen? #pielicker
Definitely the kitchen if there’s a pie
Pie and Liquer?
Pie and a pint surely? Although the beverage might be a clue "
I never was good at the cryptic
Shall we just make some assumptions? |
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"Could you really spend hours down there or do you just mean you really really like to do it.
I really really like to do it
That sounds better than down there for hours
I would like you spend hours eating your pussy
I'll be clock watching after about 10 minutes (thats clock )
No need for watching the clock, people from guiness world record are watching us "
I thought it was Sydney University !! |
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Everyone I'd say is different the point I think is more about realising and understanding what the person your with desires rather than setting a time limit. I really like to give a lady oral personally and could happily do it for a long time but if it's not what that lady wants or your not giving her the pleasure she desires it's ether time to move on or time to learn to do it beter or back to my original point time to learn what she likes and wants
That's my two pence worth hope it makes sense lol have fun everyone x |
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"That guy there, with his tonguen in the kitchen? #pielicker
Definitely the kitchen if there’s a pie
Pie and Liquer?
Pie and a pint surely? Although the beverage might be a clue
I never was good at the cryptic
Shall we just make some assumptions? "
What about we try eenie meenie miney mo, not an exact science but if I’ve counted correctly (not easy with all these liquors) we have a 1:19 chance of getting it right. That’s an assumption right? |
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"That guy there, with his tonguen in the kitchen? #pielicker
Definitely the kitchen if there’s a pie
Pie and Liquer?
Pie and a pint surely? Although the beverage might be a clue
I never was good at the cryptic
Shall we just make some assumptions?
What about we try eenie meenie miney mo, not an exact science but if I’ve counted correctly (not easy with all these liquors) we have a 1:19 chance of getting it right. That’s an assumption right? "
This is like when someone eats your pussy for too long...boring  |
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Sex isnt science.....its art...
One persond recipe isnt the answer....
You arent enjoying 'eating pussy' if you are looking at it like a science....amd if you arent really enjoying it...neither is she..
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Once Mrs H has had a couple of orgasm's from having her pussy licked then she is ready for fucking, usually takes about 10 minutes.
If after 10/15 minutes she hasn't had one then he really doesn't know what he is doing so he had better fuck her or fuck off. |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time
but what’s suitable 20-30mins. "
If you hear either zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"s, candy crush music or her talking to her mum on the phone it's a good sign she's had enough and is bored |
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Personally I like to suck cock first, then like to be fucked a little before I enjoy some cunilingus ....go straight down on me and it doesn’t really do too much for me.....well unless you kiss me first and tease my clit through clothes.....oh I don’t bloody know ..... |
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"That guy there, with his tonguen in the kitchen? #pielicker
Definitely the kitchen if there’s a pie
Pie and Liquer?
Pie and a pint surely? Although the beverage might be a clue
I never was good at the cryptic
Shall we just make some assumptions?
What about we try eenie meenie miney mo, not an exact science but if I’ve counted correctly (not easy with all these liquors) we have a 1:19 chance of getting it right. That’s an assumption right?
This is like when someone eats your pussy for too long...boring "
We need a climax |
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"That guy there, with his tonguen in the kitchen? #pielicker
Definitely the kitchen if there’s a pie
Pie and Liquer?
Pie and a pint surely? Although the beverage might be a clue
I never was good at the cryptic
Shall we just make some assumptions?
What about we try eenie meenie miney mo, not an exact science but if I’ve counted correctly (not easy with all these liquors) we have a 1:19 chance of getting it right. That’s an assumption right?
This is like when someone eats your pussy for too long...boring
We need a climax "
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"Still lost
Have another custard cream
Are other biscuits available?
I’ve got Jaffa cakes
I'm not happy that there are 2 less now."
Get yourself down to Aldi there’s more in the packet and they taste the same, I tried them out |
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"That guy there, with his tonguen in the kitchen? #pielicker
Definitely the kitchen if there’s a pie
Pie and Liquer?
Pie and a pint surely? Although the beverage might be a clue
I never was good at the cryptic
Shall we just make some assumptions?
What about we try eenie meenie miney mo, not an exact science but if I’ve counted correctly (not easy with all these liquors) we have a 1:19 chance of getting it right. That’s an assumption right?
This is like when someone eats your pussy for too long...boring
We need a climax
I fear it will be an anti- climax "
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"Still lost
Have another custard cream
Are other biscuits available?
I’ve got Jaffa cakes
I'm not happy that there are 2 less now.
Get yourself down to Aldi there’s more in the packet and they taste the same, I tried them out "
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"What ever you do, don't blow inside the fajiner.
My friend Mark (who is a ninja) said if you blow up a girls fajiner she will die! 
Oh gosh. How did he find out?"
I know right!
He wouldn't tell me but I had just imagined he had blown up a girl's fanny and killed her. He's killed loads of people (as he is a ninja). |
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"What ever you do, don't blow inside the fajiner.
My friend Mark (who is a ninja) said if you blow up a girls fajiner she will die!
Oh gosh. How did he find out?
I know right!
He wouldn't tell me but I had just imagined he had blown up a girl's fanny and killed her. He's killed loads of people (as he is a ninja)."
Death by fajiner inflation |
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I like it until I’ve cum to be honest OP and that’s not normally more than 10 mins if he’s in the right place with his tongue
it’s when they replace tongue with a flick of the finger and think I haven’t noticed... |
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"OP, surely until she cums or tells you to stick the kettle on?.. but women can keep Cumming so why limit her!  "
Guys think we can cum continually for hours non stop. How little do they know about us! |
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"OP, surely until she cums or tells you to stick the kettle on?.. but women can keep Cumming so why limit her!
Guys think we can cum continually for hours non stop. How little do they know about us! "
... well some of us CAN! |
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"Go with the flow. If she's come, move on. If she hasn't come after 20 minutes, it's probably not happening, move on...
Absolutely "
Don’t just move on if she cums, make her cum again and again until she literally can’t take any more and then move on and fuck her deeply. |
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"Go with the flow. If she's come, move on. If she hasn't come after 20 minutes, it's probably not happening, move on...
Absolutely
Don’t just move on if she cums, make her cum again and again until she literally can’t take any more and then move on and fuck her deeply. "
I like the sound of this though.. |
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"Go with the flow. If she's come, move on. If she hasn't come after 20 minutes, it's probably not happening, move on...
Absolutely
Don’t just move on if she cums, make her cum again and again until she literally can’t take any more and then move on and fuck her deeply.
I like the sound of this though.. "
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"Go with the flow. If she's come, move on. If she hasn't come after 20 minutes, it's probably not happening, move on...
Absolutely
Don’t just move on if she cums, make her cum again and again until she literally can’t take any more and then move on and fuck her deeply. "
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I'd say keep going until I cum or can't take it any longer and need to fuck, in which case I'd let you know. Unless it's going pretty badly in which case after 5 or so minutes I can tell it's not going anywhere and I'll say something.
When I'm going down on a girl I keep going until she either cums or she stops me. Sometimes she cums and I'll keep going until she stops me. Its kinda obviously If she wants to stop you'll know about it...other than that nom nom nom. |
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A woman is in a coma, and the nurse tending to her notices that whenever she is sponge bathing the woman, the woman's vital signs jump a little on all of the machines an screens. So the nurse calls the husband and says 'come down to the hospital, i think i know how to get your wife out of this coma.' so the husband hurries down, and asks the nurse what he can do. The nurse says, ' i think that oral sex will bring her out of her coma, it will arrouse her enough to bring her out of the coma.' so the nurse closes the cutains, and leaves the husband with his wife in the room. Moments later, the man comes running out of the room, flustered. The nurse, worried, asks him what happened. the husband says, 'I don't know, I think that she started choking.'
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"Could you really spend hours down there or do you just mean you really really like to do it. "
Or that you don't have the imagination to try anything else? |
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"Ladies and gents welcome to comment.
Q: Now i love eating pussy and could spend hours down there but what is a reasonable time before she wants some dick
I know there isn’t a set period of time but what’s suitable 20-30mins.
Without sounding like I’m full of myself. A few minutes until she’s came.
You can always go back down later.
I’ve never met a woman who wants a man going down on her for hours"
Oh, though they're in the minority, I have... And one must always give a lady what she wants.. |
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