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"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.
What expressions tickle your funny bone?"
One we heard a while ago was "get in the fucking sea". We laughed for ages. |
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over a year ago
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" Heard in many engineering companies across the land..... "you don't have to be a cunt to work here, but it helps if you've got one..""
Was that out of bitterness or misogyny? |
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over a year ago
Hull |
"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.
What expressions tickle your funny bone?"
I think the full expression is, cry me a river build a bridge and get the fuck over it. 
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"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.
What expressions tickle your funny bone?"
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits 
Ms  |
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"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.
What expressions tickle your funny bone?
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
Ms "
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Most people might not get this but an old friend of my mine once got into an argument with his then gf and came out with “if you wanna get myspacey about it”. I guess they were arguing about my space but it cracked me up. - skittles |
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"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.
What expressions tickle your funny bone?"
he/she has a face made for radio |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was told the other day that I was hotter than a junkie's spoon. That made me laugh."
He sent that to about 50 women. There is a thread on it somewhere lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop.
Or the more risky version......
Sweating like a paedo in a playground"
Or 'Sweating like a cat in a Chinese Takeaway' lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop.
Or the more risky version......
Sweating like a paedo in a playground
Or 'Sweating like a cat in a Chinese Takeaway' lol"
Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish and chip shop! |
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over a year ago
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You can't make pears grow on the apple tree; and, you can have anything you want in life as long as long as you're prepared to pay (translations of Spanish sayings) |
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So slightly nerdy, but tickles me.....Rocket scientist discussing the failure on launch of rocket, 'It suffered and unplanned, kinetic disassembly during the launch phase' ! |
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