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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Theres a zombie apocalypse.. The closest object to your left is the only thing you've got to defend yourself.. How will you get on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At the moment nothing

But if I was sat at home....a dachshund, a dachshund with 3 inch long legs....come at us motherfuckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At the moment nothing

But if I was sat at home....a dachshund, a dachshund with 3 inch long legs....come at us motherfuckers

Sounds like a decent sacrifice to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pillow... fuck.

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

A teenager. I think the zombies should be worried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lighter. I'm safe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At the moment nothing

But if I was sat at home....a dachshund, a dachshund with 3 inch long legs....come at us motherfuckers

Sounds like a decent sacrifice to me

He’s vicious!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheesecake. At least I die eating something tasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheesecake. At least I die eating something tasty

You sharing that??

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A plate, should have had a cooked lunch then I would have had a knife and fork.

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By *ringles0510Woman over a year ago

Central Borders

I'll be ok. Got my cup of tea here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another human being.. human shield

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two swords. I might be ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two swords. I might be ok"

Whoaaa you've come prepared sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be ok. Got my cup of tea here

I'm in the cup of tea gang here too we have a cracking chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A freezer - too big for me to throw but it might store a body or two if I pack them in carefully...

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By *nd-DCouple over a year ago

portsmouth

A radio and a loaf of bread.

Bring it on you zombie fucks.

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

A circular saw. I’m sorted. As long as I’m within 2 meters of a plug socket that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pillow. Watch the bodies pill up around me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pillow. Watch the bodies pill up around me!"

Seems a few of us have pillows.. We should all team up. Strength in numbers and all that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Socks. They can use them to have a wank into.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Socks. They can use them to have a wank into.

The zombies or us guys?

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By *abmummy27Woman over a year ago

up north

Dressing gown along side the TV remote so i can sit and wait to be eaten I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Socks. They can use them to have a wank into.

The zombies or us guys? "

Whoever gets to them first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuppa tea....but the zombies can wait to eat me...im not wasting my brew for anything x

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'm pretty much fucked as I don't think an asda receipt is going to do a helluva lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm pretty much fucked as I don't think an asda receipt is going to do a helluva lot. "

Hope you brought your running shoes!

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By *queekyCheesyCouple over a year ago

newark

Depends how far left because thats where the rifles are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a zombie apocalypse.. The closest object to your left is the only thing you've got to defend yourself.. How will you get on? "

This Another brexit post? !

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By *tevied1976Man over a year ago

gloucester

A sky remote control. I'll give it to the male zombies.

And while they're distracted photographing their rotting cocks along along side it, I'll use me charm on the lady zombies.

So that's one group pre-occupied and the other...Well I don't know where all the lady zombies have gone, the just left!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in the cup of tea camp. Its quite a heavy mug so when ive d*unk it, I can bonk a few on the head with it .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My laptop and phone... Guess I'd be trying to save the world by googling zombie defeating technuques

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My handbag. It's why I have a big one.

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

A calculator - I've had it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My glasses. Oh well, at least I'll be above to see them before they eat me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon sandwich and a latte

.... I'm screwed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cat. He's a wuss so I'm buggered

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By *olieandSlaveCouple over a year ago

Stafford

A box of tissues

Only any good of these zombies are the 'wank zombies' from clubs

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