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over a year ago
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I wanted to be a barrister - I ended up having kids and now they're teens I'm detective, judge, jury, prosecutioner, nurse, agony aunt, chef, house keeper, mum, and probably a shit ton of other things I've not given thought too. I'm never the same person for longer than ten minutes. Who knew parenting could provide so many exciting roles  |
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"I wanted to be a barrister - I ended up having kids and now they're teens I'm detective, judge, jury, prosecutioner, nurse, agony aunt, chef, house keeper, mum, and probably a shit ton of other things I've not given thought too. I'm never the same person for longer than ten minutes. Who knew parenting could provide so many exciting roles "
Why Detective? |
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I desperately wanted to walk donkeys on the beach! I was the best customer on the donkeys in Whitby when I was tiny. Grew out of that at about 8 then wanted to be a hotel receptionist. Neither have happened but happy how it's turned out x |
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"I wanted to be a barrister - I ended up having kids and now they're teens I'm detective, judge, jury, prosecutioner, nurse, agony aunt, chef, house keeper, mum, and probably a shit ton of other things I've not given thought too. I'm never the same person for longer than ten minutes. Who knew parenting could provide so many exciting roles
Why Detective?"
To find out what they're really up to and who they're hanging out with rather than the version of reality they create for our sensitive ears. Mostly. Though I sometimes have to play detective to find out which of the little sods have nicked my chocolate which can take some quite serious investigation and extensive questioning 
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"I wanted to be a barrister - I ended up having kids and now they're teens I'm detective, judge, jury, prosecutioner, nurse, agony aunt, chef, house keeper, mum, and probably a shit ton of other things I've not given thought too. I'm never the same person for longer than ten minutes. Who knew parenting could provide so many exciting roles
Why Detective?
To find out what they're really up to and who they're hanging out with rather than the version of reality they create for our sensitive ears. Mostly. Though I sometimes have to play detective to find out which of the little sods have nicked my chocolate which can take some quite serious investigation and extensive questioning
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It wasn't me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanted to be a barrister - I ended up having kids and now they're teens I'm detective, judge, jury, prosecutioner, nurse, agony aunt, chef, house keeper, mum, and probably a shit ton of other things I've not given thought too. I'm never the same person for longer than ten minutes. Who knew parenting could provide so many exciting roles
Why Detective?
To find out what they're really up to and who they're hanging out with rather than the version of reality they create for our sensitive ears. Mostly. Though I sometimes have to play detective to find out which of the little sods have nicked my chocolate which can take some quite serious investigation and extensive questioning
It wasn't me "
Its never them either |
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"An undertaker. I'm not really sympathetic enough for the job though
But they're dead, they won't mind if you're grumpy. "
Unfortunately the greeting arsed families would  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An undertaker. I'm not really sympathetic enough for the job though
But they're dead, they won't mind if you're grumpy.
Unfortunately the greeting arsed families would "
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Taxi driver
Mum didn't drive so used taxis a lot. Used to think they had the best job ever and always seemed really happy.
Im now aware they were just flirting with my single mum haha the dicks |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"I wanted to be a barrister - I ended up having kids and now they're teens I'm detective, judge, jury, prosecutioner, nurse, agony aunt, chef, house keeper, mum, and probably a shit ton of other things I've not given thought too. I'm never the same person for longer than ten minutes. Who knew parenting could provide so many exciting roles "
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Kevin Keegan...but my mum told me I might be as tall as him but much heavier...the reverse was true eventually...taller but lighter. Wish I had his perm, not sure about the dodgy Brut shower ads with Henry Cooper though...
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By (user no longer on site)
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My dream was to be a football player or an astonaut,got close to being a football player was semi pro and as for the astronaut well there’s a few lady’s on here that’s took me close to the moon and back lol  |
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I wanted to be a lorry driver..... yeah I know
When I was little I thought it was the best job in the world, being paid to drive all around the country, seeing the scenery 
Mrs x |
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