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Happy birthday Chuck Norris!

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

The legend is...... I’m not saying his real age he’ll come and kick my arse!

Let the Chuck Norris facts begin....

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By *arpePinguisWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. He got one.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've heard his name ringing many bells but ...... who the hell is he?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris is a Trump supporter. I hope he has a terrible birthday.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Chuck Norris is too dangerous to clone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The legend is...... I’m not saying his real age he’ll come and kick my arse!

Let the Chuck Norris facts begin....

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra.

After 3 days of agonising pain...the snake died

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man over a year ago

woodhall spa

Chuck Norris was in the same public toilet at the time George Michael was caught by LA Police commiting a ‘lewd act’

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Chuck Norris does not do push ups. He pushes he world down.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

When God said “ let there be light” Chuck Norris was the one who flicked the switch on

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By *aggie and DanCouple over a year ago

Swansea

Chuck Norris invented giraffes by kicking a horse in the face

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Chuck Norris is what Mavis used to tell Rita.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Chuck Norris is what Mavis used to tell Rita."

That’s the best one Granny

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