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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Oi oi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi oi "

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

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" "

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams "

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams "

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out "

Saves taking them sleeping pills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out

Saves taking them sleeping pills "

I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out

Saves taking them sleeping pills

I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly "

Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out

Saves taking them sleeping pills

I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly

Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it "

*bit*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out

Saves taking them sleeping pills

I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly

Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it "

Luckily no...I shave all over...well apart from the beard

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry"

I've got my peas still soaking to go with my tesco finest sweet potato and chilli fishcakes

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry"

Mmmm....

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry

I've got my peas still soaking to go with my tesco finest sweet potato and chilli fishcakes "

I have those, they are lovely, I have garlic potato wedges with them

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out

Saves taking them sleeping pills

I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly

Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it

Luckily no...I shave all over...well apart from the beard "

Yeah, me too......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out

Saves taking them sleeping pills

I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly

Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it

Luckily no...I shave all over...well apart from the beard

Yeah, me too......"

The beard suits you though

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi

Savaloy

They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams

Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams

Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams

I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out

Saves taking them sleeping pills

I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly

Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it

Luckily no...I shave all over...well apart from the beard

Yeah, me too......

The beard suits you though "

Yes I'm quite fond of it now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good evening eenie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry

I've got my peas still soaking to go with my tesco finest sweet potato and chilli fishcakes "

Feck me I've just had them..they were that hot that I'm certain the lid must have fell off the pepper pot

Had to drink half a bottle of dandelion and burdock ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening eenie "

How are you? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening eenie

How are you? X"

After them fishcakes? Fecking gagging

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Pissen down again rd not flooded yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

Good evening eenie

How are you? X

After them fishcakes? Fecking gagging "

Oh dear.. I'm having a nice glass of Malbec *cheers* x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pissen down again rd not flooded yet"

Raining here too Voddy x

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Fecking cats ass

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


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Fecking cats ass "

It's a windmill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill "

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


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Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?"

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours "

They were only about the same price off amazon

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon "

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?"

Yeah dead easy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy "

Sent you a pic

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy "

Good coz I can't stand up very long in heels anymore. Got to kick myself up the arse and refill my wardrobe. Used to have lots of pvc and leather clothes, all worn out know, must go shoppng

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy

Sent you a pic "

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy

Sent you a pic

"

i cant wear heels at all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy

Sent you a pic

i cant wear heels at all"

I have a good chiropodist

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy

Sent you a pic

i cant wear heels at all"

Why's that poppett?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy

Sent you a pic

i cant wear heels at all

Why's that poppett? "

i go tit over arse in em

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy

Sent you a pic

i cant wear heels at all

Why's that poppett? i go tit over arse in em "

Must admit, I'm not good in em!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy

Sent you a pic

i cant wear heels at all

Why's that poppett? i go tit over arse in em

Must admit, I'm not good in em! "

and i wouldent like to risk em on the pavements going to shop as they slope and uneven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Fecking cats ass

It's a windmill

Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?

They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours

They were only about the same price off amazon

I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?

Yeah dead easy

Sent you a pic

i cant wear heels at all

Why's that poppett? i go tit over arse in em

Must admit, I'm not good in em! and i wouldent like to risk em on the pavements going to shop as they slope and uneven"

Like I'm going to be doing that

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Where's me trainers

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's me trainers "
under the bed i wear crocs at work safer in the wet rooms cant slip

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's me trainers under the bed i wear crocs at work safer in the wet rooms cant slip"

That makes a lot of sense in your job.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's me trainers under the bed i wear crocs at work safer in the wet rooms cant slip

That makes a lot of sense in your job. "

till my favourite grabs the shower and i end up soaked whilst she giggles she plonked herself on my lap lunchtime the rascal

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's me trainers under the bed i wear crocs at work safer in the wet rooms cant slip

That makes a lot of sense in your job. till my favourite grabs the shower and i end up soaked whilst she giggles she plonked herself on my lap lunchtime the rascal"

Ah bless her, must be a hard job but those times must be precious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy Saturday ladies and gents

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Happy Saturday ladies and gents "

Same to you and good morning eenie

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

afternoon gang xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"afternoon gang xx "

Good afternoon _oddy xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx"

Afternoon all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all "

Afternoon sami

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all

Afternoon sami "

Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all

Afternoon sami

Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost "

Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all

Afternoon sami

Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost

Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one "

That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all

Afternoon sami

Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost

Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one

That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle "

I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all

Afternoon sami

Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost

Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one

That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle

I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top "

Yes, think I know what you mean. Google dress walking sticks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all

Afternoon sami

Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost

Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one

That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle

I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top

Yes, think I know what you mean. Google dress walking sticks "

They are bloody expensive...I might have to get the top from China and make the stick

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all

Afternoon sami

Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost

Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one

That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle

I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top

Yes, think I know what you mean. Google dress walking sticks

They are bloody expensive...I might have to get the top from China and make the stick "

Yes, you could easily do that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"afternoon gang xx

Good afternoon _oddy xx

Afternoon all

Afternoon sami

Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost

Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one

That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle

I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top

Yes, think I know what you mean. Google dress walking sticks

They are bloody expensive...I might have to get the top from China and make the stick

Yes, you could easily do that! "

You need to see my handmade dungeon

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Good evening _oddy

I've bought a proper wig tonight

Was over the moon at the price I paid

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Eww custard creams...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eww custard creams..."

I'll give you one

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Eww custard creams...

I'll give you one "

I'd throw it back at you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eww custard creams...

I'll give you one

I'd throw it back at you "

I've got some chocolate bourbons

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Eww custard creams...

I'll give you one

I'd throw it back at you

I've got some chocolate bourbons "

you did have i found em

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Eww custard creams...

I'll give you one

I'd throw it back at you

I've got some chocolate bourbons "

They'll do

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eww custard creams...

I'll give you one

I'd throw it back at you

I've got some chocolate bourbons you did have i found em "

Aw ffs _oddy I had a youngun on the line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eww custard creams...

I'll give you one

I'd throw it back at you

I've got some chocolate bourbons

They'll do "

Give me a couple of minutes....I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick "

too fecking late me n berts had em

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick "

She's hid em....hold up....I'll go see if I can find them......

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick

She's hid em....hold up....I'll go see if I can find them......"

you wont find em

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em"

Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I didn't want any biscuits anyway

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway "

You can have my hobnob....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob.... "

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 10/03/18 23:47:00]

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em

Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight..... "

hes not happy with me tonight

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! "

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em

Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight.....

hes not happy with me tonight"

Tut why...hasn't he had his felix?..

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???"

Hey Iain....come inside!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em

Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight.....

hes not happy with me tonight

Tut why...hasn't he had his felix?.."

told him im doing overtime tomorrow morning on weekend off

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???

Hey Iain....come inside! "

Woo Hoo!

I've pulled!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???"
Pulls Iain inside

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside"

I saw him first....geroff....

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em

Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight.....

hes not happy with me tonight

Tut why...hasn't he had his felix?..told him im doing overtime tomorrow morning on weekend off"

Uh oh...he'll have the right ump for a week now.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway "

Milk chocolate galaxy bad

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside

I saw him first....geroff.... "

Ladies! Calm down!

(Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!).

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside

I saw him first....geroff.... "

i didnt want him mugged for his biccies

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

Milk chocolate galaxy bad "

I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off....

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em

Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight.....

hes not happy with me tonight

Tut why...hasn't he had his felix?..told him im doing overtime tomorrow morning on weekend off

Uh oh...he'll have the right ump for a week now..... "

your right will have a right strop on

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

Milk chocolate galaxy bad

I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... "

have a ripple less mess

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside

I saw him first....geroff....

Ladies! Calm down!

(Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!).

"

Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

Milk chocolate galaxy bad

I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess"

I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off.....

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

Milk chocolate galaxy bad

I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess

I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... "

oooooo errrrr

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside

I saw him first....geroff....

Ladies! Calm down!

(Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!).

Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain "

Duly Noted. I'm off tomorrow & on my way!!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

Milk chocolate galaxy bad

I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess

I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... oooooo errrrr "

I know, what can a girl do?.....

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside

I saw him first....geroff....

Ladies! Calm down!

(Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!).

Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain

Duly Noted. I'm off tomorrow & on my way!! "

How many packets do you have...?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

Milk chocolate galaxy bad

I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess

I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... oooooo errrrr

I know, what can a girl do?....."

eat it before you go to bed

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside

I saw him first....geroff....

Ladies! Calm down!

(Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!).

Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain

Duly Noted. I'm off tomorrow & on my way!!

How many packets do you have...? "

How many do you want?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

Milk chocolate galaxy bad

I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess

I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... oooooo errrrr

I know, what can a girl do?.....eat it before you go to bed"

....why didn't I think of that..

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside

I saw him first....geroff....

Ladies! Calm down!

(Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!).

Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain

Duly Noted. I'm off tomorrow & on my way!!

How many packets do you have...?

How many do you want?"

As many as you can carry...

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Looks like everyone's conked

Na night

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

No, I am still here. Had to serve some guests with last drinks. Looks like everyone's retired for the night!

I'm here, biccies ready!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"No, I am still here. Had to serve some guests with last drinks. Looks like everyone's retired for the night!

I'm here, biccies ready!"

Tut...those guests! Just need the tea to dunk them in! Biccies, not the guests!

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"No, I am still here. Had to serve some guests with last drinks. Looks like everyone's retired for the night!

I'm here, biccies ready!

Tut...those guests! Just need the tea to dunk them in! Biccies, not the guests! "

Not my guests tonite. They're all ok! Some of the ladies could benefit some "dunking" though!

Ooh Err Missus!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers"

Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? "

Me and you are going to fall out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out! "

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers

Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday "

on way to slave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers

Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday on way to slave"

I don't pay my slaves...I think you get paid in your dungeon

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed "

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey "

Coming up

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers

Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday on way to slave

I don't pay my slaves...I think you get paid in your dungeon "

eh do wot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers

Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday on way to slave

I don't pay my slaves...I think you get paid in your dungeon eh do wot"

Careful what you wish for

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey "

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it "

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker "

Tut.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut..... "

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut.....

"

Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut.....

Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway "

I might have one of them for me tea later

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut.....

Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway

I might have one of them for me tea later "

We're having fish and chips

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch"

Ah bless her, that was lovely Voddy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut.....

Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway

I might have one of them for me tea later

We're having fish and chips "

Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch"

What you have _oddy?

And that was lovely of her

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch

What you have _oddy?

And that was lovely of her "

steak n chips pancakes and fruit compote and a pint of lager shandy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut.....

Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway

I might have one of them for me tea later

We're having fish and chips

Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where?

"

whitby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut.....

Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway

I might have one of them for me tea later

We're having fish and chips

Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where?

"

Your house!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch

What you have _oddy?

And that was lovely of her

steak n chips pancakes and fruit compote and a pint of lager shandy"

Mmm....sounds luverly....

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking "

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch

What you have _oddy?

And that was lovely of her

steak n chips pancakes and fruit compote and a pint of lager shandy"

Oh lovely...I had a aldi small chicken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut.....

Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway

I might have one of them for me tea later

We're having fish and chips

Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where?

whitby"

How the feck did you guess that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain "

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking "

Vooooddddddy fling the fecker out...he mentioned that d****** word!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't want any biscuits anyway

You can have my hobnob....

I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though!

No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay?

Me and you are going to fall out!

Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed

Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey

Hehe . Too late, I've had it

You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker

Tut.....

Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway

I might have one of them for me tea later

We're having fish and chips

Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where?

Your house! "

Well I meant whitby...but for you...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain "

Oi stop saying that fecking word

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case "

Too late your barred

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case "

young man come with me i want to show you something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something"

Think you've scared him off _oddy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy "

damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse"

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes "

you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

Oi stop saying that fecking word "

Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him"

Think I'll leave you to it Voddy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him

Think I'll leave you to it Voddy "

awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him

Think I'll leave you to it Voddy awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils"

Haha sounds like I can't refuse then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him"

Ah OK that would have done.

Need to empty cache on phone..it's running slow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

Oi stop saying that fecking word

Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him

Think I'll leave you to it Voddy awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils"

Jeez they would have done me for whitby

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

Oi stop saying that fecking word

Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears

Me too"

Some people just don't get it, do they?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him

Think I'll leave you to it Voddy awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils

Jeez they would have done me for whitby "

You can borrow them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

Oi stop saying that fecking word

Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears

Me too

Some people just don't get it, do they? "

Not at all...I think they just think we are a bunch of nutters...oh hang on..

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i was kinda hoping brooke would have won tonight but she was second

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

I rest my case

young man come with me i want to show you something

Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse

Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him

Think I'll leave you to it Voddy awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils

Jeez they would have done me for whitby

You can borrow them "

I've ordered my big girls blouses now ffs

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

Oi stop saying that fecking word

Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears

Me too

Some people just don't get it, do they?

Not at all...I think they just think we are a bunch of nutters...oh hang on.. "

oi speak for yaself sami and i are sane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i was kinda hoping brooke would have won tonight but she was second "
nearly missed that _oddy...you were sandwiched between my blue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's my view on dancing

Dancing is arrogant walking

Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain

Oi stop saying that fecking word

Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears

Me too

Some people just don't get it, do they?

Not at all...I think they just think we are a bunch of nutters...oh hang on.. oi speak for yaself sami and i are insane"

FIFY

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

will have to think of another title till bgt starts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"will have to think of another title till bgt starts"

Any ideas?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"will have to think of another title till bgt starts

Any ideas?"

aye

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