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"Oi oi " Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams " Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams " I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out " Saves taking them sleeping pills | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out Saves taking them sleeping pills " I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out Saves taking them sleeping pills I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly " Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out Saves taking them sleeping pills I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it " *bit* | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out Saves taking them sleeping pills I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it " Luckily no...I shave all over...well apart from the beard | |||
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"Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry" I've got my peas still soaking to go with my tesco finest sweet potato and chilli fishcakes | |||
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"Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry" Mmmm.... | |||
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"Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry I've got my peas still soaking to go with my tesco finest sweet potato and chilli fishcakes " I have those, they are lovely, I have garlic potato wedges with them | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out Saves taking them sleeping pills I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it Luckily no...I shave all over...well apart from the beard " Yeah, me too...... | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out Saves taking them sleeping pills I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it Luckily no...I shave all over...well apart from the beard Yeah, me too......" The beard suits you though | |||
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"Oi oi Savaloy They can keep Thier mitts off my custard creams Fecking auto carrot spells it now...I only have to type cus...and up pops custard creams Don't worry, I won't let them nick your custard creams I found out how they work from a mate who's diabetic...fecking sugar rush knocks you out Saves taking them sleeping pills I don't think any pill works like the sweet stuff for me..I woke this morning at 2 chest covered in chocolate and ice cream from a half eaten tesco Belgium choc lolly Haha, hope you don't have a hairy chest, but sticky Theres obviously something in it Luckily no...I shave all over...well apart from the beard Yeah, me too...... The beard suits you though " Yes I'm quite fond of it now | |||
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"Evening all " Good evening eenie | |||
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"Just had a lovely dinner at work special freid rice with butter chicken curry I've got my peas still soaking to go with my tesco finest sweet potato and chilli fishcakes " Feck me I've just had them..they were that hot that I'm certain the lid must have fell off the pepper pot Had to drink half a bottle of dandelion and burdock ffs | |||
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"Evening all Good evening eenie " How are you? X | |||
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"Evening all Good evening eenie How are you? X" After them fishcakes? Fecking gagging | |||
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"Evening all Good evening eenie How are you? X After them fishcakes? Fecking gagging " Oh dear.. I'm having a nice glass of Malbec *cheers* x | |||
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"Pissen down again rd not flooded yet" Raining here too Voddy x | |||
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" Fecking cats ass " It's a windmill | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill " Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots?" They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours " They were only about the same price off amazon | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon " I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though?" Yeah dead easy | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy " Sent you a pic | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy " Good coz I can't stand up very long in heels anymore. Got to kick myself up the arse and refill my wardrobe. Used to have lots of pvc and leather clothes, all worn out know, must go shoppng | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy Sent you a pic " | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy Sent you a pic " i cant wear heels at all | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy Sent you a pic i cant wear heels at all" I have a good chiropodist | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy Sent you a pic i cant wear heels at all" Why's that poppett? | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy Sent you a pic i cant wear heels at all Why's that poppett? " i go tit over arse in em | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy Sent you a pic i cant wear heels at all Why's that poppett? i go tit over arse in em " Must admit, I'm not good in em! | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy Sent you a pic i cant wear heels at all Why's that poppett? i go tit over arse in em Must admit, I'm not good in em! " and i wouldent like to risk em on the pavements going to shop as they slope and uneven | |||
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" Fecking cats ass It's a windmill Yeah they blow a bit...hey did you buy them big wedge boots? They're not wedge, they have a thick heel, but about 3 inches, I prefer the stilettos, like yours They were only about the same price off amazon I'll have to have a look. Can you sit down in them though? Yeah dead easy Sent you a pic i cant wear heels at all Why's that poppett? i go tit over arse in em Must admit, I'm not good in em! and i wouldent like to risk em on the pavements going to shop as they slope and uneven" Like I'm going to be doing that | |||
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"Where's me trainers " under the bed i wear crocs at work safer in the wet rooms cant slip | |||
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"Where's me trainers under the bed i wear crocs at work safer in the wet rooms cant slip" That makes a lot of sense in your job. | |||
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"Where's me trainers under the bed i wear crocs at work safer in the wet rooms cant slip That makes a lot of sense in your job. " till my favourite grabs the shower and i end up soaked whilst she giggles she plonked herself on my lap lunchtime the rascal | |||
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"Where's me trainers under the bed i wear crocs at work safer in the wet rooms cant slip That makes a lot of sense in your job. till my favourite grabs the shower and i end up soaked whilst she giggles she plonked herself on my lap lunchtime the rascal" Ah bless her, must be a hard job but those times must be precious | |||
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" Happy Saturday ladies and gents " Same to you and good morning eenie | |||
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"afternoon gang xx " Good afternoon _oddy xx | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx" Afternoon all | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all " Afternoon sami | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all Afternoon sami " Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all Afternoon sami Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost " Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all Afternoon sami Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one " That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all Afternoon sami Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle " I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all Afternoon sami Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top " Yes, think I know what you mean. Google dress walking sticks | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all Afternoon sami Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top Yes, think I know what you mean. Google dress walking sticks " They are bloody expensive...I might have to get the top from China and make the stick | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all Afternoon sami Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top Yes, think I know what you mean. Google dress walking sticks They are bloody expensive...I might have to get the top from China and make the stick " Yes, you could easily do that! | |||
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"afternoon gang xx Good afternoon _oddy xx Afternoon all Afternoon sami Afternoon Mistress, are you enjoying your weekend, thus far? Just been to football good game, but we lost Things didn't go to plan alas...so I've been in every charity shop in the boro looking for a fancy silver topped walking cane...couldn't find one anywhere and I've seen them loads of time when I never wanted one That's typical isn't it! My stepson makes them, he made one for his dad with an antler handle I want a striaght one without the handle. ..just something like a silver skull on top Yes, think I know what you mean. Google dress walking sticks They are bloody expensive...I might have to get the top from China and make the stick Yes, you could easily do that! " You need to see my handmade dungeon | |||
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" " Good evening _oddy I've bought a proper wig tonight Was over the moon at the price I paid | |||
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"Eww custard creams..." I'll give you one | |||
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"Eww custard creams... I'll give you one " I'd throw it back at you | |||
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"Eww custard creams... I'll give you one I'd throw it back at you " I've got some chocolate bourbons | |||
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"Eww custard creams... I'll give you one I'd throw it back at you I've got some chocolate bourbons " you did have i found em | |||
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"Eww custard creams... I'll give you one I'd throw it back at you I've got some chocolate bourbons " They'll do | |||
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"Eww custard creams... I'll give you one I'd throw it back at you I've got some chocolate bourbons you did have i found em " Aw ffs _oddy I had a youngun on the line | |||
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"Eww custard creams... I'll give you one I'd throw it back at you I've got some chocolate bourbons They'll do " Give me a couple of minutes....I'll be back | |||
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"" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick " too fecking late me n berts had em | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick " She's hid em....hold up....I'll go see if I can find them...... | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick She's hid em....hold up....I'll go see if I can find them......" you wont find em | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em" Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight..... | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway " You can have my hobnob.... | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... " I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight..... " hes not happy with me tonight | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! " No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight..... hes not happy with me tonight" Tut why...hasn't he had his felix?.. | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???" Hey Iain....come inside! | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight..... hes not happy with me tonight Tut why...hasn't he had his felix?.." told him im doing overtime tomorrow morning on weekend off | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested??? Hey Iain....come inside! " Woo Hoo! I've pulled! | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???" Pulls Iain inside | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside" I saw him first....geroff.... | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight..... hes not happy with me tonight Tut why...hasn't he had his felix?..told him im doing overtime tomorrow morning on weekend off" Uh oh...he'll have the right ump for a week now..... | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway " Milk chocolate galaxy bad | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside I saw him first....geroff.... " Ladies! Calm down! (Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!). | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside I saw him first....geroff.... " i didnt want him mugged for his biccies | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway Milk chocolate galaxy bad " I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... | |||
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" Stop sneaking about sami and get them fecking biccys back off _oddy quick too fecking late me n berts had em Yep that's why I can't find em...forgot about Bert....I've got some hobnobs if that's any help, only had a bite out of one of them, then I realised hubby's got the teeth tonight..... hes not happy with me tonight Tut why...hasn't he had his felix?..told him im doing overtime tomorrow morning on weekend off Uh oh...he'll have the right ump for a week now..... " your right will have a right strop on | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway Milk chocolate galaxy bad I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... " have a ripple less mess | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside I saw him first....geroff.... Ladies! Calm down! (Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!). " Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway Milk chocolate galaxy bad I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess" I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway Milk chocolate galaxy bad I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... " oooooo errrrr | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside I saw him first....geroff.... Ladies! Calm down! (Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!). Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain " Duly Noted. I'm off tomorrow & on my way!! | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway Milk chocolate galaxy bad I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... oooooo errrrr " I know, what can a girl do?..... | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside I saw him first....geroff.... Ladies! Calm down! (Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!). Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain Duly Noted. I'm off tomorrow & on my way!! " How many packets do you have...? | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway Milk chocolate galaxy bad I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... oooooo errrrr I know, what can a girl do?....." eat it before you go to bed | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside I saw him first....geroff.... Ladies! Calm down! (Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!). Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain Duly Noted. I'm off tomorrow & on my way!! How many packets do you have...? " How many do you want? | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway Milk chocolate galaxy bad I'm not going near them flakes...have to keep fighting hubby off.... have a ripple less mess I know Voddy...flakes eaten in bed, are not good. The bits melt on my electric blanket and stick to my bum and hubby wants to lick it off..... oooooo errrrr I know, what can a girl do?.....eat it before you go to bed" ....why didn't I think of that.. | |||
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"I have some Chocolate Oaty Hobnobs available if anyone is interested???Pulls Iain inside I saw him first....geroff.... Ladies! Calm down! (Secretly loves thought of 2 females vying for my attention!). Chocolate Oaty hobnobs and I'm anybody's, Iain Duly Noted. I'm off tomorrow & on my way!! How many packets do you have...? How many do you want?" As many as you can carry... | |||
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"No, I am still here. Had to serve some guests with last drinks. Looks like everyone's retired for the night! I'm here, biccies ready!" Tut...those guests! Just need the tea to dunk them in! Biccies, not the guests! | |||
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"No, I am still here. Had to serve some guests with last drinks. Looks like everyone's retired for the night! I'm here, biccies ready! Tut...those guests! Just need the tea to dunk them in! Biccies, not the guests! " Not my guests tonite. They're all ok! Some of the ladies could benefit some "dunking" though! Ooh Err Missus! | |||
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"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers" Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? " Me and you are going to fall out! | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! " Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed | |||
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"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday " on way to slave | |||
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"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday on way to slave" I don't pay my slaves...I think you get paid in your dungeon | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed " Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey " Coming up | |||
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"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday on way to slave I don't pay my slaves...I think you get paid in your dungeon " eh do wot | |||
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"morning all xxx happy mothers day and fathers as if it wernt for the fathers we wouldent be mothers Morning _oddy and happy mothering sunday on way to slave I don't pay my slaves...I think you get paid in your dungeon eh do wot" Careful what you wish for | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey " Hehe . Too late, I've had it | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it " You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker " Tut..... | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... " | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... " Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway " I might have one of them for me tea later | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway I might have one of them for me tea later " We're having fish and chips | |||
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"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch" Ah bless her, that was lovely Voddy | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway I might have one of them for me tea later We're having fish and chips " Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where? | |||
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"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch" What you have _oddy? And that was lovely of her | |||
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"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch What you have _oddy? And that was lovely of her " steak n chips pancakes and fruit compote and a pint of lager shandy | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway I might have one of them for me tea later We're having fish and chips Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where? " whitby | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway I might have one of them for me tea later We're having fish and chips Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where? " Your house! | |||
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"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch What you have _oddy? And that was lovely of her steak n chips pancakes and fruit compote and a pint of lager shandy" Mmm....sounds luverly.... | |||
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"My little darling met me from work and took me for lunch What you have _oddy? And that was lovely of her steak n chips pancakes and fruit compote and a pint of lager shandy" Oh lovely...I had a aldi small chicken | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway I might have one of them for me tea later We're having fish and chips Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where? whitby" How the feck did you guess that | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain " I rest my case | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking " Vooooddddddy fling the fecker out...he mentioned that d****** word! | |||
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"I didn't want any biscuits anyway You can have my hobnob.... I don’t want the one with the bite out of it though! No, I'll find you a new one...think I dropped one on the floor earlier...oh...dog's just licked it...is that okay? Me and you are going to fall out! Ah don't worry I'll make you breakfast in bed Thankyou,that sound's better than a dog slathered biscuit. Two Wheetabix please hot milk and honey Hehe . Too late, I've had it You haven't. ..cos I forgot to do the fecker Tut..... Just had a toasted cheese sandwich, anyway I might have one of them for me tea later We're having fish and chips Ah there's only one place in the country to go for fish and chips...guess where? Your house! " Well I meant whitby...but for you... | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain " Oi stop saying that fecking word | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case " Too late your barred | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case " young man come with me i want to show you something | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something" Think you've scared him off _oddy | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy " damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse" Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes " you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain Oi stop saying that fecking word " Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him" Think I'll leave you to it Voddy | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him Think I'll leave you to it Voddy " awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him Think I'll leave you to it Voddy awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils" Haha sounds like I can't refuse then | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him" Ah OK that would have done. Need to empty cache on phone..it's running slow | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain Oi stop saying that fecking word Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears " Me too | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him Think I'll leave you to it Voddy awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils" Jeez they would have done me for whitby | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain Oi stop saying that fecking word Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears Me too" Some people just don't get it, do they? | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him Think I'll leave you to it Voddy awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils Jeez they would have done me for whitby " You can borrow them | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain Oi stop saying that fecking word Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears Me too Some people just don't get it, do they? " Not at all...I think they just think we are a bunch of nutters...oh hang on.. | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain I rest my case young man come with me i want to show you something Think you've scared him off _oddy damm i was gonna lock him in ur dungeon so you could have played with him like a cat does a mouse Yeah but I don't play with fecking blokes you could have chained him up then sami and me would have dealt with him Think I'll leave you to it Voddy awww sami ive just ironed 14 silk scarfs for the dance of the 7 veils Jeez they would have done me for whitby You can borrow them " I've ordered my big girls blouses now ffs | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain Oi stop saying that fecking word Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears Me too Some people just don't get it, do they? Not at all...I think they just think we are a bunch of nutters...oh hang on.. " oi speak for yaself sami and i are sane | |||
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"i was kinda hoping brooke would have won tonight but she was second " nearly missed that _oddy...you were sandwiched between my blue | |||
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"Here's my view on dancing Dancing is arrogant walking Thank you...it's not really a dancing thread, just the opposite, the last 84 threads explain Oi stop saying that fecking word Just trying to explain the point of the thread, think it fell on deaf ears Me too Some people just don't get it, do they? Not at all...I think they just think we are a bunch of nutters...oh hang on.. oi speak for yaself sami and i are insane" FIFY | |||
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"will have to think of another title till bgt starts Any ideas?" aye | |||
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