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Inigo would be so proud.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Out for lunch with my 22 year old neice at a deli, and when asked what she'd like to eat she deftly replied "a punani" instead of panini. Kinda funnyband she laughed when i told her (with a red face)

Any of you heard or said an innocent faux pas lately?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Yes, my daughter (11 at the time) said durex instead of dulux when we were getting some paint for her bedroom!!!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

My mother wanted a “dildo rail” puttin in the living room many years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My mother wanted a “dildo rail” puttin in the living room many years ago

So basically wall to wall cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dad used to moan about the woman next door parking her Vulva outside his house

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My dad used to moan about the woman next door parking her Vulva outside his house "

I'm using that

Making toad in the hole with my daughter and she asked what else could we put in it...i said anything really. She looked at me and said, even fudge? If you like i replied...she paused then looked all sweet and very plainly said "I'm not sure I'd like toad in the fudge hole"

To my eternal shame i laughed So

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I worked in B&Q a guy asked me if I done hardcore. He was talking about render in the builders yard but I did have to ask him to repeat himself x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Friends little girl telling everyone she wanted to be a cunt doctor

took a while but, turned out that she meant conductor...phew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giggled to myself once when I asked a friend to pass the douche pot what I meant was dutchie pot

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