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"If I lend you the money won't I get a message off your missus also wanting a new pair of shoes????"
nah HE has enough bloody shoes of his own.... about 70 odd pairs.
anyway these are very special shoes,, they are sparkly... shiney... sexy.. sinful.. and , and did i say shiney  |
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"If I lend you the money won't I get a message off your missus also wanting a new pair of shoes????
nah HE has enough bloody shoes of his own.... about 70 odd pairs.
anyway these are very special shoes,, they are sparkly... shiney... sexy.. sinful.. and , and did i
say shiney "
70 pairs?
Who the fool ya married to Femme ? 
I have three and one a thems fa work xx |
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"When you say "lend"...?
i mean lend... as in you give me money and i buy new shoes... .....
Were we married once?
umm no your arse is not at all like the arse i was married too...  "
When you say "arse", do you mean "arse" as in "person who wasn't a good husband?"
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"arse" as in "person who thought two and a half grand for a pair of shoes for you to stuff your trotters into was a fucking outrageous liberty"? |
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"If I lend you the money won't I get a message off your missus also wanting a new pair of shoes????
nah HE has enough bloody shoes of his own.... about 70 odd pairs.
anyway these are very special shoes,, they are sparkly... shiney... sexy.. sinful.. and , and did i
say shiney
70 pairs?
Who the fool ya married to Femme ?
I have three and one a thems fa work xx "
Three shoes?
Or Three pairs?
Please clarify, I am concerned. |
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"If I lend you the money won't I get a message off your missus also wanting a new pair of shoes????
nah HE has enough bloody shoes of his own.... about 70 odd pairs.
anyway these are very special shoes,, they are sparkly... shiney... sexy.. sinful.. and , and did i
say shiney
70 pairs?
Who the fool ya married to Femme ?
I have three and one a thems fa work xx
Three shoes?
Or Three pairs?
Please clarify, I am concerned."
and if you have a third leg.... Hi, I'm free |
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"When you say "lend"...?
i mean lend... as in you give me money and i buy new shoes... .....
Were we married once?
umm no your arse is not at all like the arse i was married too...
When you say "arse", do you mean "arse" as in "person who wasn't a good husband?"
Or
"arse" as in "person who thought two and a half grand for a pair of shoes for you to stuff your trotters into was a fucking outrageous liberty"?"
I can assure you young man, if the lady can fit her tootsies in Louboutin's they're not trotters!  |
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and if you have a third leg.... Hi, I'm free"
A major part of my concern relates to where the third shoe is located.
It never made sense, the whole Wendy and Soapy thing. But if he has a cock which is big enough to require it's own footwear, things are a little clearer.
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and if you have a third leg.... Hi, I'm free
A major part of my concern relates to where the third shoe is located.
It never made sense, the whole Wendy and Soapy thing. But if he has a cock which is big enough to require it's own footwear, things are a little clearer.
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you make a good point... I may be free.
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I can assure you young man, if the lady can fit her tootsies in Louboutin's they're not trotters! "
That's the kind of thing the smooth talking cunt in the shop says as some poor gits coiffured old sow of a wife does her best to look coquettish at him.
Two and a half grand for a pair of shoes?
I'd be looking to butt-fuck Jennifer Aniston once a week for all eternity before I'd consider that kind of money on footwear. |
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I can assure you young man, if the lady can fit her tootsies in Louboutin's they're not trotters!
That's the kind of thing the smooth talking cunt in the shop says as some poor gits coiffured old sow of a wife does her best to look coquettish at him.
Two and a half grand for a pair of shoes?
I'd be looking to butt-fuck Jennifer Aniston once a week for all eternity before I'd consider that kind of money on footwear."
She would probably let you xx |
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I can assure you young man, if the lady can fit her tootsies in Louboutin's they're not trotters!
That's the kind of thing the smooth talking cunt in the shop says as some poor gits coiffured old sow of a wife does her best to look coquettish at him.
Two and a half grand for a pair of shoes?
I'd be looking to butt-fuck Jennifer Aniston once a week for all eternity before I'd consider that kind of money on footwear.
She would probably let you xx "
For £2500 shoes, "no" would NOT be an option. |
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I can assure you young man, if the lady can fit her tootsies in Louboutin's they're not trotters!
That's the kind of thing the smooth talking cunt in the shop says as some poor gits coiffured old sow of a wife does her best to look coquettish at him.
Two and a half grand for a pair of shoes?
I'd be looking to butt-fuck Jennifer Aniston once a week for all eternity before I'd consider that kind of money on footwear."
Potty mouth!
Pssst...that's the sale price...a bargin. |
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" can anyone lend me £2,341.00 please... christian Louboutin silver and sparkly high heels... god i am in love........
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Do you get a years tax and MOT with them?
FFS I've never spent that on a car never mind shoes |
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"I am so glad I am not into designer stuff !"
Me too, the price of those shoes would clear my credit card bill, pay for a holiday and this years insurance and tax on the car |
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