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for me its harry hill.. the trailer for his new show has me wanted to throw a shoe at the telly.. ( almost worth the waste of a good shoe)
and i dont mean kill! just lost somewhere in the dark regions of space..
ahhh hes on again.
wheres my shoe???   |
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I have never felt this way before but Arden on Big Brother and his slimy girlfriend from Liverpool .......
I can't bear to hear him talk , see his mouth move or hear the utter shite he utters from his incredulously imbecilic fucking cake hole.
I feel a bit better now ..thanks x |
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over a year ago
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Paul Daniels..............
mainly started I was a kid and he made a joke on kids tv about how they play some card game in south africa..about seperated the spades or something lol..I complained to the BBC anyway and recieved an apology...but after tha I just couldnt stand him...and still cant...
but id fuck debbie in front of him no bother!!!
tempted to make my own joke on " now thats (insert) magic"- but best leave that eh hehehhehehe |
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"I have never felt this way before but Arden on Big Brother and his slimy girlfriend from Liverpool .......
I can't bear to hear him talk , see his mouth move or hear the utter shite he utters from his incredulously imbecilic fucking cake hole.
I feel a bit better now ..thanks x"
I take it you don't like him then Granny
I really do like these forums, make me laugh so much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"jeremy kyle!
what a bellend that bloke is!"
my sister was visiting an old man she knows when the daughter shouted to her son, "you haven't the rubbish out". "Na mam, you haven't sorted the recycling" he said.
"Where dya think I get time for bldy recycling sorting?" she replied. "just put the rubbish out and shout me when Jeremy Kyle comes on."
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" for me its harry hill.. the trailer for his new show has me wanted to throw a shoe at the telly.. ( almost worth the waste of a good shoe)
and i dont mean kill! just lost somewhere in the dark regions of space..
ahhh hes on again.
wheres my shoe??? "
Hubby goes balistic I really think he would put a fist in that mans mouth..awful awful advert, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All of the 'Eggheads' on the god awful show of the same name on bbc2!!!
Bunch of pretentious twats lol
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I think Chris isn't too bad, he's like an ecentric cringworthy uncle, but not pretentious. Daphne's lovely too, I bet her grandkids love visiting her and she probably makes delicious gingerbread. The rest though certainly are pretentious twats and you can do with them what you wish, no matter how unpleasant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeremy Kyle and Matthew Wright. Both arrogant, slimy pricks with the latter being the smarmiest S.O.B. imaginable! The irony is that Wright detests Kyle and always calls him the now tired and worn name of Jeremy Vile but the guys just as nauseating! |
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Oh and honourable mention has to go to Gary Bushell. A Homophobic, right wing twat who wouldn't know good entertainment if it kicked him in the balls! And don't even get me started on Germaine Greer and Lowri Turner (incidentally a regular guest on "The Wright Stuff"). |
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"Jeremy Kyle and Matthew Wright. Both arrogant, slimy pricks with the latter being the smarmiest S.O.B. imaginable! The irony is that Wright detests Kyle and always calls him the now tired and worn name of Jeremy Vile but the guys just as nauseating! "
I see it very differently. Kyle purports to be genuine but is a slimy , bullying cunt. Wright is ...well......smarmy to the untrained ear. He says all the right things and is genuinely a decent man with an unfortunate face. |
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"Oh and honourable mention has to go to Gary Bushell. A Homophobic, right wing twat who wouldn't know good entertainment if it kicked him in the balls! And don't even get me started on Germaine Greer and Lowri Turner (incidentally a regular guest on "The Wright Stuff")."
Tell me ONE bad thing about Greer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the tory party ,the pannel of x factor come dancing and any other talent show,guy from that go compare,j kyle, anyone who presents a property show ,so much bull spoken about it, tony blair,SNP leader alex salmond,and any of his folowers, |
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over a year ago
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Richard Madeley - the best This Morning show was when he was sitting on a chair and balancing on the two back legs trying to look cool, and the chair collapsed. The mans a prat.
I also dislike the Chuckle brothers with a vengeance.  |
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Will young! Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!
Not only can I not stand his 'music', but that face! Reminds me of the Joker, from the Batman movies, and I just want to punch him … hard! Again … and again … and again!
Sorry folks. Forgot to take my St Johns Wort this morning.
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"I have never felt this way before but Arden on Big Brother and his slimy girlfriend from Liverpool .......
I can't bear to hear him talk , see his mouth move or hear the utter shite he utters from his incredulously imbecilic fucking cake hole.
I feel a bit better now ..thanks x"
and breathe lol |
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By *U1966Man
over a year ago
Devon |
"I know the bitch is due to die soon anyway.....but for me it can't come quick enough.
Thatcher
I could not agree more. I will have a massive party the day that bitch dies. "
I would rather she suffered in pain for a long time
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Tell me ONE bad thing about Greer.
Her attack on Suzanne Moore wasn't her finest hour.
But 'part from that she's well cool."
That was nearly ten years ago and it certainlyt wasn't unwarranted. It was more Cilla than Cylla. Like handbags at dawn. There as also alot of provocation on Moores part that Greer had let ride for sometime. It takes some strength to rise above shit and smear campaigns. When Greer said , "hair birds-nested all over the place, fuck-me shoes and three fat layers of cleavage." about Moore, for me it was just a truism. I think she said something about lippy rotting Moore's brain too but can't remember the direct quote. Just the finishing school Moore needed from where I'm standing. Germaine isn't going to let up either. Moore will appear somewhere in Greer's latest - no doubt.
Yeah she's well cool; as you so eloquently put it. |
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"John Bishop, I`ve no idea why, but I just can`t abide the man."
I fucking HATE the sight of the unfunny twat. He looks like 'bender' ? from the Banana Bunch .... So unfunny I have to wince. That droning bastard sound bite just goes on n on n on n on n on ..... He makes me smile every Preston Guild. |
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The thug i read about in the papers a few years ago who stole an old guys beloved collie from outside tesco and took it to a viaduct and threw it over the side, leaft it to die in agony!!
Just want to do the same to him !! |
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"The thug i read about in the papers a few years ago who stole an old guys beloved collie from outside tesco and took it to a viaduct and threw it over the side, leaft it to die in agony!!
Just want to do the same to him !!"
Interesting. A human for a dog. Was he sane do you think ? |
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"The thug i read about in the papers a few years ago who stole an old guys beloved collie from outside tesco and took it to a viaduct and threw it over the side, leaft it to die in agony!!
Just want to do the same to him !!
Interesting. A human for a dog. Was he sane do you think ?"
Sane, chucked him in a conventional prison for 5 minutes anyway. |
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"The thug i read about in the papers a few years ago who stole an old guys beloved collie from outside tesco and took it to a viaduct and threw it over the side, leaft it to die in agony!!
Just want to do the same to him !!
Interesting. A human for a dog. Was he sane do you think ?"
Had a re think,, dangle him by the ankles over viaduct? |
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"The thug i read about in the papers a few years ago who stole an old guys beloved collie from outside tesco and took it to a viaduct and threw it over the side, leaft it to die in agony!!
Just want to do the same to him !!
Interesting. A human for a dog. Was he sane do you think ?
Had a re think,, dangle him by the ankles over viaduct?"
For ever ? |
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"John "Bogie Eater" McCrirrick"
+1 the scruffy twat!
C.J Demooi on Eggheads, supercilious fist magnet!
Daphne on Eggheads, "guess" my arse, she new the answer all the time!
What do you call an Irish woman with 2 cunts.........Jedwards mam! R
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"John "Bogie Eater" McCrirrick
+1 the scruffy twat!
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OMG, he's regarded as a "CELEBRITY"?????
Another prat in the list of "Z" listed wannabees on any programme, let alone Celeb Coach Trip, who are trying to revive flagging or non-existent egos! |
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over a year ago
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"Loraine kelly .......
What an arse licking bubble headed cunt she really is ."
Haaaaa hahaha….. excellent
I gotta confess I’m not a fan of the “C” word, but that was funny !!! pmsl.....
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"John Bishop, I`ve no idea why, but I just can`t abide the man.
I fucking HATE the sight of the unfunny twat. He looks like 'bender' ? from the Banana Bunch .... So unfunny I have to wince. That droning bastard sound bite just goes on n on n on n on n on ..... He makes me smile every Preston Guild. "
That appears to have struck a wee nerve Granny....... I have to agree though.
PS. Yonks since I`ve heard the reference to "Preston Guild" though (I`m originally from Lancashire). |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
"I know the bitch is due to die soon anyway.....but for me it can't come quick enough.
Thatcher
I could not agree more. I will have a massive party the day that bitch dies. "
Two of the most distasteful posts I have read in a very long time...
By all means dislike or even hate a person you have never met, but to spit such bile? Says more about the posters than the person named..
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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago
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"A lot of funny people come from Folkstone though xx I'll give you that.
Michael Bentine!
He was less funny than Bishop.
He had a flea circus."
Really? - i guess he must have struggled to live upto that hotbed of comedy; Liverpool. I mean the city that gave us such greats as Jimmy Tarbuck, John Bishop, Craig Charles, Les Dennis, Tom O'conner, Ted Robbins, Alexi Sayle, and the superb writing skills of Carla Lane(Bread, Butterflys and Liver Birds). |
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"A lot of funny people come from Folkstone though xx I'll give you that.
Michael Bentine!
He was less funny than Bishop.
He had a flea circus.
Really? - i guess he must have struggled to live upto that hotbed of comedy; Liverpool. I mean the city that gave us such greats as Jimmy Tarbuck, John Bishop, Craig Charles, Les Dennis, Tom O'conner, Ted Robbins, Alexi Sayle, and the superb writing skills of Carla Lane(Bread, Butterflys and Liver Birds)."
I wouldn't really know. I'm a Brummy. |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
"I know the bitch is due to die soon anyway.....but for me it can't come quick enough.
Thatcher"
God help us no!
When the crazy old witch finally departs for the special corner of hell that has been reserved for her we will be subjected to pundits giving us that same blinkererd revisionist version of history that we had when her partner in crime Ronnie Reagan finally popped his clogs.
Like she didn't set out to destroy the (still mostly profitable at the time) British mining industry and destroy whole communities just so that she could have a showdown with the unions and legitimize her meter attempts to emasculate them.
Like we didn't live with the constant threat of nuclear annihilation during the 80s
I could go on but I wouldn't want to come across as ranting |
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over a year ago
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"Bjork just has to go.
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How dare you! Obviously never seen dancer in the dark, and had your ears removed as children.... You walk the same planet as a goddess, bow down!
Ahem, anyway........sorry, I disagree, she is the epitome of "lovely" |
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"Bjork just has to go.
How dare you! Obviously never seen dancer in the dark, and had your ears removed as children.... You walk the same planet as a goddess, bow down!
Ahem, anyway........sorry, I disagree, she is the epitome of "lovely""
Don’t Panic Pauly…… Don’t Panic………. Its only a thread ,,,,,, its not really going to happen…… everyone on the wish list isn’t really gonna disappear into oblivion …… jeeeeezzzzzzzz … sigh…… |
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"Bjork just has to go.
Ahem, anyway........sorry, I disagree, she is the epitome of "lovely"
Don’t Panic Pauly…… Don’t Panic………. Its only a thread ,,,,,, its not really going to happen…… everyone on the wish list isn’t really gonna disappear into oblivion …… jeeeeezzzzzzzz … sigh…… "
I have my cardboard box ready and when I have saved enough money for the stamps, I will mail myself to "Bjorks House, Beejams".
She will love me and knit me a romper suit, after which we will be inseparable and live forever ....... |
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"Bjork just has to go.
Ahem, anyway........sorry, I disagree, she is the epitome of "lovely"
Don’t Panic Pauly…… Don’t Panic………. Its only a thread ,,,,,, its not really going to happen…… everyone on the wish list isn’t really gonna disappear into oblivion …… jeeeeezzzzzzzz … sigh……
I have my cardboard box ready and when I have saved enough money for the stamps, I will mail myself to "Bjorks House, Beejams".
She will love me and knit me a romper suit, after which we will be inseparable and live forever ......."
I hope that's gonna be a sparkly romper suit……!!!
coz I’d hate to be thinking of you reduced to simply basking in her shade, during your period of eternal inseparability  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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Meerkats- shoot the lil bastards-simples!!!
Jeremy Kyle- twat
Lorraine Kelly- twatette
Reality tv participants- twats an twatettes
Loose Women- they look far from it to me bunch of middle age women with severe hang ups |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know the bitch is due to die soon anyway.....but for me it can't come quick enough.
Thatcher
I could not agree more. I will have a massive party the day that bitch dies.
Two of the most distasteful posts I have read in a very long time...
By all means dislike or even hate a person you have never met, but to spit such bile? Says more about the posters than the person named..
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Granted theres more apt ways of saying you hate her, im a bit peeved to learn shes still kickin about,news to me indeedy. |
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