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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
I usually get stuppidly selfcouncious and take 3 showers, use mouthwash every 5 minutes and smoke a cig inbetween the mouthwash lol
yep i get weirdo'd out
that's our daz for ya
good and propper
nice one
hell yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually get stuppidly selfcouncious and take 3 showers, use mouthwash every 5 minutes and smoke a cig inbetween the mouthwash lol
yep i get weirdo'd out
that's our daz for ya
good and propper
nice one
hell yeah"
lol if i get nervous i have a drink x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Argue with my Siamese twin about which side will face the window and which side gets to chat
don't listen to the voices in you head. X"
How do know about the voices!
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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Quality R&R and a light meal an hour or so at least beforehand. Spend plenty of time getting cleaned and preened, and get the wine in the chiller :P
We get the room ready, put the mood lighting on, and just love that calm before the storm
mmmmmmm lovely 
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check the bus timetables from holloway, read the regulations regarding tagging and curfew, ensure the ramp is installed at the front door, get a bowl of water for her labrador, and ensure the furniture is pushed against the Walls..... |
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"Check the bus timetables from holloway, read the regulations regarding tagging and curfew, ensure the ramp is installed at the front door, get a bowl of water for her labrador, and ensure the furniture is pushed against the Walls....."
I havnt got a labrador   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Check the bus timetables from holloway, read the regulations regarding tagging and curfew, ensure the ramp is installed at the front door, get a bowl of water for her labrador, and ensure the furniture is pushed against the Walls.....
I havnt got a labrador "
In your case, I make sure there is ample parking space for your mobility scooter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Check the bus timetables from holloway, read the regulations regarding tagging and curfew, ensure the ramp is installed at the front door, get a bowl of water for her labrador, and ensure the furniture is pushed against the Walls.....
I havnt got a labrador
In your case, I make sure there is ample parking space for your mobility scooter"
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over a year ago
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I like to perform an old Tibetan relaxation ritual consisting of deep-breathing exercises and the use of an extra large carrot, this is followed by half a dozen squat-thrusts whilst singing along to the theme from the Dambusters………  |
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"umm before a meet... keep checking my messages to see if anyone ACTUALY wants to meet us... free cuppa anyone?
Are there biscuits with that?"
yes pink wafers and chocolate bonbons. and i can russle up some toast and nuttela too.. |
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"umm before a meet... keep checking my messages to see if anyone ACTUALY wants to meet us... free cuppa anyone?
Are there biscuits with that?
yes pink wafers and chocolate bonbons. and i can russle up some toast and nuttela too.."
Are the bonbons individually wrapped, or just kind of on a plate?
(I'll leave the nutella thanks) |
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"umm before a meet... keep checking my messages to see if anyone ACTUALY wants to meet us... free cuppa anyone?
Are there biscuits with that?
yes pink wafers and chocolate bonbons. and i can russle up some toast and nuttela too.."
Throw in steak and chips an I'll think about it xx |
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"umm before a meet... keep checking my messages to see if anyone ACTUALY wants to meet us... free cuppa anyone?
Are there biscuits with that?
yes pink wafers and chocolate bonbons. and i can russle up some toast and nuttela too..
Are the bonbons individually wrapped, or just kind of on a plate?
(I'll leave the nutella thanks)"
individually wrapped in the thinest gold leaf....then arranged over my body in a line.... |
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"umm before a meet... keep checking my messages to see if anyone ACTUALY wants to meet us... free cuppa anyone?
Are there biscuits with that?
yes pink wafers and chocolate bonbons. and i can russle up some toast and nuttela too..
Throw in steak and chips an I'll think about it xx"
ohh soapy, do ya want red sauce and hellmans with that?
)( not above bribeing someone for a meet )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First eat. Quite a large meal, plenty of carbs as I reason I'll usually need my energy....Second take a long bath, shave (face and body) and shave and trim cock (the hair that is, I have no intention of trimming my old chap itself) and cut nails. Third moisturise, deodorant, aftershave, Fourth brush teeth, floss, mouthwash. Fifth decide which clothes to wear. Sixth change mind and put on different clothes. Seventh sort hair out. Eighth get together everything I will need, mobile (checking texts in the process) car keys, condoms, oil, anything else?....Ninth finally set off for a delicious time. Tenth enjoy said delicious time immensely! |
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ohh soapy, do ya want red sauce and hellmans with that? "
It's NOT red sauce, it's tomato sauce.
Grrr.
(and if he even THINKS about having tomato sauce and mayonnaise on the same plate there will be hell to pay) |
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ohh soapy, do ya want red sauce and hellmans with that?
It's NOT red sauce, it's tomato sauce.
Grrr.
(and if he even THINKS about having tomato sauce and mayonnaise on the same plate there will be hell to pay)"
ohh dear, dont think sensy will be meeting us... sigh.. cant have chips with out tommy k and hellmens..... never....
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"umm before a meet... keep checking my messages to see if anyone ACTUALY wants to meet us... free cuppa anyone?
Are there biscuits with that?
yes pink wafers and chocolate bonbons. and i can russle up some toast and nuttela too..
Throw in steak and chips an I'll think about it xx
ohh soapy, do ya want red sauce and hellmans with that?
)( not above bribeing someone for a meet )
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Na ta but if ya could russel up some onion rings? Xx |
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cant have chips with out tommy k and hellmens..... never....
Oh.My.God.
Agreed sensy xx "
ohh well sorry but my love of tommy K and hellmans is to strong to brush too one side even for you sensy and soapy... |
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individually wrapped in the thinest gold leaf....then arranged over my body in a line....
Ooooh!
Do I get to keep the gold leaf?
Typical Scot.  "
I was going to roll the gold leaf up and have it turned into a piece of jewellery for you.
Emphasis in the above sentence is on the "was".
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individually wrapped in the thinest gold leaf....then arranged over my body in a line....
Ooooh!
Do I get to keep the gold leaf?
Typical Scot.
I was going to roll the gold leaf up and have it turned into a piece of jewellery for you.
Emphasis in the above sentence is on the "was".
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Phew, I only wear Silver. |
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individually wrapped in the thinest gold leaf....then arranged over my body in a line....
Ooooh!
Do I get to keep the gold leaf?
Typical Scot.
I was going to roll the gold leaf up and have it turned into a piece of jewellery for you.
Emphasis in the above sentence is on the "was".
Phew, I only wear Silver."
Why, do you always come second? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shit, shower, shave me legs, pits and bits and then panic. Brush my teeth, do my hair, make up, and get dressed. Have a drink, then deep breath, best foot forward, and go. |
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individually wrapped in the thinest gold leaf....then arranged over my body in a line....
Ooooh!
Do I get to keep the gold leaf?
Typical Scot.
I was going to roll the gold leaf up and have it turned into a piece of jewellery for you.
Emphasis in the above sentence is on the "was".
Phew, I only wear Silver.
Why, do you always come second?"
Because I get so very much pleasure from watching someone else come first, and I like to take my time, plus I can make myself come wherever better than anyone else! |
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go for shower, shave all the neccesary bits and bobs, wash hair, dry hair straighten hair, doedrant, perfume, pour drink that was hard work, now do make up, decide that outfit i had choosen is no longer suitable, go through wardrobe and pick new outfit or 4 try them all on and then go back to original idea, then choose shoes/boots to wear with outfit. Last spray of perfume and im ready to go. opps back to mirror to check hair for last time now im ready to go. This really is hard work |
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"shave all the neccesary bits and bobs"
SLIGHT concern.
When you say "all the necessary bits and bobs", do you mean "my fanny and my legs"?
If so, fine.
IF however "all the necessary bits and bobs" means things like "my right bicep" and "my forehead" I find myself, well, slightly concerned. |
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"shave all the neccesary bits and bobs
SLIGHT concern.
When you say "all the necessary bits and bobs", do you mean "my fanny and my legs"?
If so, fine.
IF however "all the necessary bits and bobs" mean things like "my right bicep" and "my forehead" I find myself, well, slightly concerned."
yes i mean my legs, underarms and my front bum |
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"shave all the neccesary bits and bobs
SLIGHT concern.
When you say "all the necessary bits and bobs", do you mean "my fanny and my legs"?
If so, fine.
IF however "all the necessary bits and bobs" mean things like "my right bicep" and "my forehead" I find myself, well, slightly concerned.
yes i mean my legs, underarms and my front bum "
Thank you.
*hotlists them again* |
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"shave all the neccesary bits and bobs
SLIGHT concern.
When you say "all the necessary bits and bobs", do you mean "my fanny and my legs"?
If so, fine.
IF however "all the necessary bits and bobs" mean things like "my right bicep" and "my forehead" I find myself, well, slightly concerned.
yes i mean my legs, underarms and my front bum
Thank you.
*hotlists them again*"
Oh im on a hotlist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Preparation for a meet consists of defluffing as needed, being spotlessly clean in body, dirtying up my mind and a coy smile that belies what is beneath.
Oh and turning up on time, I hate being late. |
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"Preparation for a meet consists of defluffing as needed"
Again, and I hate to be this guy, but..
Defluffing what?
And to what extent?
Is this a "quick once over on the meet meat" or are we talking "shit I've got a meet, better get rid of the whole wolf-face thing, where's the strimmer?"
Clarification please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"prepare my model train exhibits and of course dust down the severed heads collection
ohh can we put the severed heads on the trains and drive them around the track please.... "
are u completely supid??? the severed heads mouths act as tunnels for the trains to go thru! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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just fell throught the roof getting the train set from the attic above the now broken shower think we will stay home ....... meets are such hard work lol
S&D XXXXXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just fell throught the roof getting the train set from the attic above the now broken shower think we will stay home ....... meets are such hard work lol
S&D XXXXXX "
come to mine .....we need more bodies
Bwaahhhahahahhaaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Preparation for a meet consists of defluffing as needed
Clarification please."
Shaving underarms and legs to just above the knee- am not hairy so no need to go higher, and Nair on my foo foo cos get ingrown hairs if I shave and they took skin when they waxed as I am a sensitive skinned little puss!
Then showered an buffed and made up (face) and hair dried and styled as needed- and thats before I decide what to wear... |
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I'll let you ponder on wether you are right or wrong
I'll do that.
As you ponder whether you are or are not on my hotlist.
to late i looked at your hotlist and i'm there "
Antrim huh?
I looked at your profile twice.
"to be sure to be sure"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I am out at a BMFC party tonight so at the moment I am sitting in front of the pc completely naked and covered in moisturiser, with my hair wrapped in a towel.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there an unwritten rule among swingers that they dont fuck for a couple of days before a meet..knowing full well that a guy or woman could end up licking a pussy full of stale cum?"
Only if you don't wash euww |
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
"Is there an unwritten rule among swingers that they dont fuck for a couple of days before a meet..knowing full well that a guy or woman could end up licking a pussy full of stale cum?"
YUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet alot of men have a quick tug on the old broom stick though - so they last a little longer lol |
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