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Softish, Medium, Hard and OMG it's a rock!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll take the rock 
Dwayne Johnson  ?
Oh Dwayne..my future husband..I'll take him and his ukulele any day!"
Dwayne plays ukulele? A man of many talents I guess  |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"Is there a measure that ladies use to tell how hard is hard enough?
You know the answer to that question "
Ideally hard enough that when lying on your back the lady can squat down and impale herself on it in either entrance and as long as everything is lined up correctly, no use of hands by either party being required at all....if very skillful she can even plunge down onto it from quite a height above....but my god, she does need to get her aim right!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a measure that ladies use to tell how hard is hard enough?
You know the answer to that question
Ideally hard enough that when lying on your back the lady can squat down and impale herself on it in either entrance and as long as everything is lined up correctly, no use of hands by either party being required at all....if very skillful she can even plunge down onto it from quite a height above....but my god, she does need to get her aim right!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a measure that ladies use to tell how hard is hard enough?
You know the answer to that question
Ideally hard enough that when lying on your back the lady can squat down and impale herself on it in either entrance and as long as everything is lined up correctly, no use of hands by either party being required at all....if very skillful she can even plunge down onto it from quite a height above....but my god, she does need to get her aim right!!
*snap*"
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"Is there a measure that ladies use to tell how hard is hard enough?
You know the answer to that question
Ideally hard enough that when lying on your back the lady can squat down and impale herself on it in either entrance and as long as everything is lined up correctly, no use of hands by either party being required at all....if very skillful she can even plunge down onto it from quite a height above....but my god, she does need to get her aim right!!
*snap*"
Quality!! LMAO |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Is there a measure that ladies use to tell how hard is hard enough?
You know the answer to that question
Ideally hard enough that when lying on your back the lady can squat down and impale herself on it in either entrance and as long as everything is lined up correctly, no use of hands by either party being required at all....if very skillful she can even plunge down onto it from quite a height above....but my god, she does need to get her aim right!! "
There you go...easy |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"Is there a measure that ladies use to tell how hard is hard enough?
You know the answer to that question
Ideally hard enough that when lying on your back the lady can squat down and impale herself on it in either entrance and as long as everything is lined up correctly, no use of hands by either party being required at all....if very skillful she can even plunge down onto it from quite a height above....but my god, she does need to get her aim right!!
There you go...easy "
You are welcome to come and put mine to the test in precisely the prescribed manner mentioned above  |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"I like it floppy
I believe you're in the minority of one there...
Well when it's floppy I know my jobs done "
Or that it is time to go to work again, to bring life back to it....for yet another round
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who wants softish?  although like how my pussy makes my fwb harder if, as he puts it, his dick is being lazy. It soon wakes up once he is inside me and she grabs on to him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it floppy
I believe you're in the minority of one there...
Well when it's floppy I know my jobs done
Or that it is time to go to work again, to bring life back to it....for yet another round
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Well that depends. Maybe it's his turn to get me going |
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"Is there a measure that ladies use to tell how hard is hard enough?
You know the answer to that question
Ideally hard enough that when lying on your back the lady can squat down and impale herself on it in either entrance and as long as everything is lined up correctly, no use of hands by either party being required at all....if very skillful she can even plunge down onto it from quite a height above....but my god, she does need to get her aim right!!
*snap*"
Owww! I wouldn't dare..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I liken it to a brick, you can almost feel the edges (in a meaty kind of way )
So like one of those brick like shits that tear your anus apart ?"
Oh lord. Ill continue to imagine the cock instead |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"I like it floppy
I believe you're in the minority of one there...
Well when it's floppy I know my jobs done
Or that it is time to go to work again, to bring life back to it....for yet another round
Well that depends. Maybe it's his turn to get me going "
I should imagine that wouldn't be entirely unpleasant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it floppy
I believe you're in the minority of one there...
Well when it's floppy I know my jobs done
Or that it is time to go to work again, to bring life back to it....for yet another round
Well that depends. Maybe it's his turn to get me going
I should imagine that wouldn't be entirely unpleasant "
Well one would seriously hope not  |
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