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Quotes that changed you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, finally i can forum post and rather than tediously asking for advice, figured maybe a different question.
There are posts on fave quotes, inspirational quotes...but is there one quote that fundamentally changed you and your perceptions. Not the pintrest and instagram everyman (woman) quotes but one that made you actually change?
The one for me that altered things is the Tony Robinson line
"Trade your expectations to appreciation and the world changes instantly"
Oh and hello all |
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A man's gotta know his limitations |
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Don’t shit in your own back yard
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Am very much a believer of “treat others how you wish to be treated” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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heard one the other day i liked .
There is no such thing as a stranger . They are just people you are yet too meet |
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over a year ago
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Your experience of the world is a direct reflection of your attitude toward it. Jamil qureshi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"heard one the other day i liked .
There is no such thing as a stranger . They are just people you are yet too meet "
Just dont eat the sweets lol |
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I heard this in Spartacus......but it really stuck with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"heard one the other day i liked .
There is no such thing as a stranger . They are just people you are yet too meet
Just dont eat the sweets lol" To late |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard this in Spartacus......but it really stuck with me " was it . im spartacus ?
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"So, finally i can forum post and rather than tediously asking for advice, figured maybe a different question.
There are posts on fave quotes, inspirational quotes...but is there one quote that fundamentally changed you and your perceptions. Not the pintrest and instagram everyman (woman) quotes but one that made you actually change?
The one for me that altered things is the Tony Robinson line
"Trade your expectations to appreciation and the world changes instantly"
Oh and hello all "
I live by 'you don't ask, you don't get' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try not to be a cunt "
Yoda |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Winners never quit and quitters never win |
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"I heard this in Spartacus......but it really stuck with me was it . im spartacus ?"
Nope ....no man is ever too weak or wounded to fight if the cause is greater than his own self |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It hasn’t changed me but I do like this quotation I saw on Insta:
“Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about”... |
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Or don’t eat yellow snow ...thought I add something topical to the group |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Always look on the bright side of life” - Brian (and his wife’s name’s Brian too ) |
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To be poor and appear poor is damn poor ( my grandmother) |
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Coulda woulda shoulda are the last words of a fool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It hasn’t changed me but I do like this quotation I saw on Insta:
“Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about”..."
Great one for all the wine lovers out there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Try not to be a cunt "
Yoda"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Never ever bloody anything ever...'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Always look on the bright side of life” - Brian (and his wife’s name’s Brian too )"
Apropos to this site
"He's a very naughty boy!" |
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"To be poor and appear poor is damn poor ( my grandmother)"
Go teach yer grandmother to suck an egg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
Marianne Williamson (RIP) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It hasn’t changed me but I do like this quotation I saw on Insta:
“Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about”...
Great one for all the wine lovers out there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here."
That's too much Simpsons for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here.
That's too much Simpsons for you. "
No such thing as too much simpsons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here.
That's too much Simpsons for you.
No such thing as too much simpsons. "
Aside from later seasons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here.
That's too much Simpsons for you.
No such thing as too much simpsons.
Aside from later seasons. "
Good point. |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
A soft one for me:
Mothers should always give their children roots to grow and wings to fly x |
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Shit in one hand.
Wish in the other.
See which fills up first.
Practical and precise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here.
That's too much Simpsons for you.
No such thing as too much simpsons.
Aside from later seasons.
Good point. "
There's been recent ones on 4 recently and the mobile phone and Internet references feel awkward and clumsy. |
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Britney Spears made it through 2007 then you can make it through today. |
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but
I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-- Robert McCloskey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What would Madonna do?
Usually runs through my head when i’m nervous and stuff. |
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Everything happens for a reason
I am a massive believer in this Mrs H |
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Get to your room, no tea for you tonight!
My Mum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if it looks like a duck
sounds like a duck
its probably a duck
Jim White . talksport |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Maybe not a life defining quote but it changed me non the less (my trousers when i wet myself laughing)
The great thinker himself
"You get nothing done by planning"
Karl Pilkington |
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My personal motto is 'Alis volat propriis' which is Latin for 'She flies with her own wings'.
Phrase I actually live by is 'fuck it, why not?!'
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I read it scratched into the inside of a toilet stall door when I was about 15. "Life is what happens whilst your busy making plans" . It has just always stuck with me.
Plus a favourite that I have to mention "Do no harm but take no shit". |
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"I read it scratched into the inside of a toilet stall door when I was about 15. "Life is what happens whilst your busy making plans" . It has just always stuck with me.
Plus a favourite that I have to mention "Do no harm but take no shit". "
Damn It *you're |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knowledge dispels fear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Everything in this book might be wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boldness be my friend ~ William Shakespeare
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I read it scratched into the inside of a toilet stall door when I was about 15. "Life is what happens whilst your busy making plans" . It has just always stuck with me.
Plus a favourite that I have to mention "Do no harm but take no shit". " in a toilet i went in it said
Here i sat . Broken hearted
paid 20p and only farted |
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You know too much psychology when you can't get mad because you understand everyone's reason for doing everything. |
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Life without you is like a broken pencil.
Pointless
Blackadder |
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I’ll come at you like a Northern bullet!
The Might Boosh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old Uni lecturer. Sure he nicked it from somewhere but never found out where...
"Remember when speaking to someone that they may be a liar, a fool or both." Quite apt in Fabland.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Life without you is like a broken pencil.
Pointless
Blackadder "
I loved this one. That was to the Queen wasn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine are.
You win or you learn.
Hard work beats talent.
Quitters never win, winners never quit.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Fear doesn't paralyse, it kills.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Under every ponytail you'll find an arsehole |
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"You can't forgive and forget, but you can try to forgive and understand".
"Every year we pass the day we were born and we know it's the day we were born. But every year we pass the day we die not knowing when that day will be". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I live by that!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Knowledge dispels fear." |
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"Life without you is like a broken pencil.
Pointless
Blackadder
I loved this one. That was to the Queen wasn't it?"
Yes I think it probably was. I remembered wrong, I was thinking Bob - pronounced Bob-ba
Another one. It’s nice to be important, but it’s important to be nice. I’m going to dedicate this one to Mr president Trump |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll come at you like a Northern bullet!
The Might Boosh"
I liked Rudy’s ‘I’ll come at you like a bag of cocks’ |
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By *aenMan
over a year ago
Here and There |
“Fall in love with some activity, and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn’t matter!”
Richard Feynman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I read it scratched into the inside of a toilet stall door when I was about 15. "Life is what happens whilst your busy making plans" . It has just always stuck with me.
Plus a favourite that I have to mention "Do no harm but take no shit".
Damn It *you're "
Don’t worry the Grammar Police has granted Parole |
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"I read it scratched into the inside of a toilet stall door when I was about 15. "Life is what happens whilst your busy making plans" . It has just always stuck with me.
Plus a favourite that I have to mention "Do no harm but take no shit". in a toilet i went in it said
Here i sat . Broken hearted
paid 20p and only farted "
We must frequent different classes of bogs |
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"I read it scratched into the inside of a toilet stall door when I was about 15. "Life is what happens whilst your busy making plans" . It has just always stuck with me.
Plus a favourite that I have to mention "Do no harm but take no shit".
Damn It *you're
Don’t worry the Grammar Police has granted Parole "
Much appreciated. I am my own worst critic though. God I hate myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“Fall in love with some activity, and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn’t matter!”
Richard Feynman" love this one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be good! If you can't be good be careful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always tried to live by it’s better to regret something that I have done than something I haven’t. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll come at you like a Northern bullet!
The Might Boosh
I liked Rudy’s ‘I’ll come at you like a bag of cocks’ "
The timeless bob fossil
"I'll come at you like a nun sandwich" |
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over a year ago
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"Boldness be my friend ~ William Shakespeare
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Read that as William Shatner wtf! |
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"Always tried to live by it’s better to regret something that I have done than something I haven’t."
A bit like:
Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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If you believe you can, or if you believe you cant, you are right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make sure you wake up every morning.
Made that one up especially for myself. |
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"You're killing yourself for a job that would replace you tomorrow if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself"
I was sent that by a very good friend. I cried for hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is what it is
Or
You get what you allow
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"It is what it is
Or
You get what you allow
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You reap what you sow? |
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Being miserable doesn’t make you live any longer - it just makes it seem a damn site longer!
(Peachy) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll come at you like a Northern bullet!
The Might Boosh
I liked Rudy’s ‘I’ll come at you like a bag of cocks’
The timeless bob fossil
"I'll come at you like a nun sandwich" " ’have you ever drank Baileys out of a shoe?’ - Ol’ Gregg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dont trust everything you see.. even salt looks like sugar |
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Welcome OP
Know better, do better...set me free. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll come at you like a Northern bullet!
The Might Boosh
I liked Rudy’s ‘I’ll come at you like a bag of cocks’
The timeless bob fossil
"I'll come at you like a nun sandwich" ’have you ever drank
Baileys out of a shoe?’ - Ol’
Gregg "
Maybe best to start a whole thread on the boosh haha
"Ever been to a club where people wee on each other?"
The only place that line feels conventional to say |
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Now I've actually given this a bit of thought it's always been one my dad used to drill into me.
"Don't be like them
Be better than them"
It's stopped me from getting into countless amounts of trouble over the years..and for all the times i did get into trouble..it must have slipped my mind. |
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If you don't believe you will finish then you never will.
Train hard, believe harder. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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Allways be your self.
Never pretend to be sumone your not just to fit in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you want to be remembered borrow money, if you want to be forgotten lend it |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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I am saying to myself quite a lot at the moment, you can't argue with stupid.
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I actually told this to my boss some months back, when it transpired he’s going through a relationship break up of 20 years with two young kids.
In the heat of a discussion / argument, think before you speak. If your mother wouldn’t be proud of what you’re about to say, don’t say it.
Mother can be swapped of course for someone else important. He’s thanked me a few times now for this simple pearl of wisdom. |
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“If you are the smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room”
Changed my life compeatly. I now am happy to be around people who are better or prettier ,fitter, smarter ,richer or more talented without feeling inferior to anyone. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“If you are the smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room”
Changed my life compeatly. I now am happy to be around people who are better or prettier ,fitter, smarter ,richer or more talented without feeling inferior to anyone. X "
I like this one |
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“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there will still be somebody out there who doesn’t like peaches” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great idea for a thread by the way! More of these and less kiss kill fuck....
Anyway, from the late great Alan watts: 'If I talk all the time, I don't hear what anyone else has to say. Then I'll end up in the situation of having nothing to talk about but my own talking. And so, in exactly the same way: if I think all the time, I won't have anything to think about but my own thoughts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This will be our little secret.said my Uncle John in 1983. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"“If you are the smartest person in the room then you are in the wrong room”
Changed my life compeatly. I now am happy to be around people who are better or prettier ,fitter, smarter ,richer or more talented without feeling inferior to anyone. X
I like this one"
a little Socratic and awesome
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Gravity is a myth .. the earth sucks |
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"Great idea for a thread by the way! More of these and less kiss kill fuck....
Anyway, from the late great Alan watts: 'If I talk all the time, I don't hear what anyone else has to say. Then I'll end up in the situation of having nothing to talk about but my own talking. And so, in exactly the same way: if I think all the time, I won't have anything to think about but my own thoughts."
Another great quote and a nod to the OP for a great and original thread |
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"This will be our little secret.said my Uncle John in 1983."
If that is meant to sound as i am reading it, that’s very sad x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You think you're being given the news because the media love you? Because they care for you? Or do they have an agenda? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Last one I promise... 'The human race is stuck in a giant quagmire when it comes to our behavior and our thinking about our behavior; but there comes a certain point in time when you have to pop the training wheels off. You have to recognise that all of this morality that you've developed is good because it's good to treat other people good. It's good to treat other people the way you would like to be treated yourself. It's like a golden rule, and there's a reason for it. That reason is that we're connected in some strange way that we don't totally understand, and unless you are good to other people around you; unless you are kind and friendly and warrant loving; you're not going to enjoy this life. You're just not.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am saying to myself quite a lot at the moment, you can't argue with stupid.
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You'll only want to argue when seeing others as stupid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not my circus, Not my monkeys |
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We are nothing more than ghosts, piloting bodies made of stardust. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You were born with two ears and one mouth for a reason x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You're killing yourself for a job that would replace you tomorrow if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself"
I was sent that by a very good friend. I cried for hours "
This is a famous quote. Think it's like simon sinek or deepak chopra |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Great idea for a thread by the way! More of these and less kiss kill fuck....
Anyway, from the late great Alan watts: 'If I talk all the time, I don't hear what anyone else has to say. Then I'll end up in the situation of having nothing to talk about but my own talking. And so, in exactly the same way: if I think all the time, I won't have anything to think about but my own thoughts.
Another great quote and a nod to the OP for a great and original thread "
aww shucks, fanks
The other one thats made a difference.
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe not a life defining quote but it changed me non the less (my trousers when i wet myself laughing)
The great thinker himself
"You get nothing done by planning"
Karl Pilkington "
And they call him an idiot... nope |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Maybe not a life defining quote but it changed me non the less (my trousers when i wet myself laughing)
The great thinker himself
"You get nothing done by planning"
Karl Pilkington
And they call him an idiot... nope"
So true!
Love thy neighbour changed my life i suppose. I'm no longer welcome back home to Wales because of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe not a life defining quote but it changed me non the less (my trousers when i wet myself laughing)
The great thinker himself
"You get nothing done by planning"
Karl Pilkington
And they call him an idiot... nope
So true!
Love thy neighbour changed my life i suppose. I'm no longer welcome back home to Wales because of it "
He was a producer at a big successful radio station in manc. No way they guy's an idiot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know o said last one but just remembered this one from Tim minchin... Happiness is like an orgasm: if you think about it too much, it goes away. Keep busy and aim to make someone else happy, and you might find you get some as a side effect. We didn’t evolve to be constantly content. Contented homoerectis got eaten before passing on their genes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“The only disability in life is a bad attitude”
I am personally not disabled, but seeing how friends of mine with autism etc. Have excelled in life and kept a positive mindset has motivated me in my life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This too shall pass."
C |
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If it looks too good to be true it probably is ... sorry if that’s on already but it could be very appropriate to me at the min ... crossing my fingers toes and eyes that it’s not the case ... |
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Carpe Diem (roughly translates to seize the day)
I'm older than I was yesterday, but younger than I'll ever be again.
I can only piss with the cock I was born with.
They're hands not wands.
If you're not going to shit, get off the pot!
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over a year ago
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None whatsoever I can honesty say. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it looks too good to be true it probably is ... sorry if that’s on already but it could be very appropriate to me at the min ... crossing my fingers toes and eyes that it’s not the case ... "
An adage to that
Follow your nose, unless it smells like crap. Then follow your toes. |
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over a year ago
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"If it looks too good to be true it probably is ... sorry if that’s on already but it could be very appropriate to me at the min ... crossing my fingers toes and eyes that it’s not the case ...
An adage to that
Follow your nose, unless it smells like crap. Then follow your toes."
I’m being totally lead by my eyes at the minute though ... well and another important part of me is fairly interested too |
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over a year ago
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"None whatsoever I can honesty say. "
You're not the only one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it looks too good to be true it probably is ... sorry if that’s on already but it could be very appropriate to me at the min ... crossing my fingers toes and eyes that it’s not the case ...
An adage to that
Follow your nose, unless it smells like crap. Then follow your toes.
I’m being totally lead by my eyes at the minute though ... well and another important part of me is fairly interested too "
"You only regret the things you didnt do" springs to mind |
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over a year ago
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What goes around comes around.
Or life is hard nobody gets out alive. |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
I don't know what the question is, but the answer is definitely sex
(Woody Allen) |
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over a year ago
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Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.” |
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over a year ago
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I had a friend who, after a particularly long and thought out conversation, said to me:
"Thinking too much is a bad thing: it makes your head hurt, and you make yourself believe bad things."
Now I stop and regroup when I find I've given something too much thought. It's my favorite quote ever. |
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The quote I got to carpet the hall and stair near killed me. |
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over a year ago
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"The quote I got to carpet the hall and stair near killed me. "
Yep that'll definitely change your life |
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One phrase that I have never forgotten came from a teacher at school when I was about 14. The class was discussing sex and relationships etc.
She said "when all is said and done - far more is said than is done"
She was making reference to people talking about others experiences and bragging/criticising.
For me it can apply to many areas of life and is a reminder that many people are full of shite! |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"U can't polish dogshit "
...but you can roll it in glitter |
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over a year ago
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"U can't polish dogshit "
Oh i don't know, rubbed it for hours on the ex's clothes. Came up a treat |
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“Fuck up again and I’ll rip your eyeball out, stick my dick in the socket and fuck some sense into your brain!”
Corporal Kiel
Fond memories of basic training....... |
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"Goonies never die"
I use this, and the 'down here is our time' speech way more than I should! |
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Although the song is a pile of wank a line in the Baz Lehrmann song ' Sunscreen ' sums me up. The Line Is " some of the most interesting people I know in their 40s still don't know what they want to do with their life " doesn't make me feel as bad for never really knowing myself !. |
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One of my teachers at primary school used to say this .... and ive never forgotten it .
If you use swear words in your conversation , its because you are not clever enough to think of another word to use . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shoot for the moon, if you miss youre still amongst the stars.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grill your bacon instead of frying" |
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Being involved with sport...this is just brilliant and can apply to so many things in life.
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
Michael Jordan |
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over a year ago
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"if it looks like a duck
sounds like a duck
its probably a duck
Jim White . talksport "
Looks like pish
Tastes like pish,
It is pish.
Mind would be that old depressing classic: people don't change. We think we can, we pretend we do, but we always seen to fall right back into the same stupid habbits and rituals. |
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"One of my teachers at primary school used to say this .... and ive never forgotten it .
If you use swear words in your conversation , its because you are not clever enough to think of another word to use ."
Swearing is a sign of intelligence as well! Means you use a larger vocabulary of words and expressive terms |
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over a year ago
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Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish on how well it climbs a tree, it will spend its life thinking it’s stupid- Einstein
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Don't make promises you can't keep x storm x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always liked:
"If you cant see who the idiot in the group is within 2 minutes then its probably you!"
But the one I try to live by is:
“Today is a wonderful day. I’ve never seen one like this one before" |
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over a year ago
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"Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish on how well it climbs a tree, it will spend its life thinking it’s stupid- Einstein
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Kindly let me help you or you will drown, said they monkey whilst putting the fish up the tree |
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over a year ago
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"Shoot for the moon, if you miss youre still amongst the stars.."
If you miss the moon you are actually approx between 92 and 95 million miles away from the Sun which is the nearest star, bloody long way away! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent |
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"“Fuck up again and I’ll rip your eyeball out, stick my dick in the socket and fuck some sense into your brain!”
Corporal Kiel
Fond memories of basic training......."
Or the old favourite "I'll rip both of your arms off, stick them in your ears and ride you round this parade square like a fucking unicycle! You fucking lizard!" |
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over a year ago
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“The paradox of education is precisely this - that as one begins to become conscious one begins to examine the society in which he is being educated. ”
-James Baldwin-
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over a year ago
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Walkies ... Barbara Woodhouse |
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You can lie down for people to walk on you and they'll still complain you're not flat enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never eat yellow snow
My winter breath has totally changed after being told that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One I think a lot of fabbers should live by
Never judge a book by its cover |
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I don't know what weapons will be used in wwIII,but rest assured wwIIII will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh what a wicked web we weave
When first we practice to deceive |
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over a year ago
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I love alot of quotes by Dr Zeuss... Why fit in when you were born to stand out? Is tattooed on my arm |
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Confucious she say.....
You may change name, you many leave again but syntax never lie. |
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" if you have nothing worth saying,then it's best to say nothing" |
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over a year ago
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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi
Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack.
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"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi
Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack.
Unknown " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't be a twat
And
Treat others how you would like to be treated. |
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"I read it scratched into the inside of a toilet stall door when I was about 15. "Life is what happens whilst your busy making plans" . It has just always stuck with me.
Plus a favourite that I have to mention "Do no harm but take no shit". "
Did you know that that quote ("Life is what happens...) is actually from John Lennon? Whoever wrote it on that toilet door must have been a fan. |
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The graveyard is full of folk who considered themselves irreplaceable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never lower your standards, even if you don't know what they are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woman who let lot of men dip there pole in her pond
Will catch lot of crabs |
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So while you were dressed as a woman I was out with my boss, I’m now pregnant and I want a divorce and if you don’t give me exactly what I want then every member of your family and work mates will know you dress as a woman. That quote certainly changed my life |
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over a year ago
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People that can't trust, can't be trusted |
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Young, dumb and full of cum. (Point Break)
Only 2 out of 3 effect me now and as meatloaf said 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
I’ve aged some and would estimate to have used 33% of my cum deposits now too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there will still be somebody out there who doesn’t like peaches”"
How apt is that on here! Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confucious she say.....
You may change name, you many leave again but syntax never lie. "
Confucious also say
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day..." |
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"I read it scratched into the inside of a toilet stall door when I was about 15. "Life is what happens whilst your busy making plans" . It has just always stuck with me.
Plus a favourite that I have to mention "Do no harm but take no shit".
Did you know that that quote ("Life is what happens...) is actually from John Lennon? Whoever wrote it on that toilet door must have been a fan. "
From the song 'Beautiful Boy' |
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The quote I have on my profile by Thoreau:
Live deep and suck out the marrow of life
He also said:
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
He must have been a single straight guy on Fab |
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"Don't be a twat
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Treat others how you would like to be treated. "
The last one was actually Jesus. ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!’
What a happy place the world would be if we all did that one little thing! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work hard, Play hard, but don’t do one without the other! |
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And this
Durate, et vosmet rebus servate secundis.
Endure, and keep yourselves for days of happiness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hold my beer and watch THIS...!!!"
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over a year ago
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Courage is not the absence of fear. It is in the face of fear the willingness to go on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's better to shit yourself than to die of constipation |
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over a year ago
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Be the last on this thread.
'Unknown' |
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