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By *lacksausage OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

This is more like a rant cum advice: Please stop clogging up the local updates with the same thing every flipping 5 minutes. We don't need updates of when your laptop will be fixed.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

You don't wanna see mine

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Someone’s grumpy.

Off to change location and write some new updates

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"This is more like a rant cum advice: Please stop clogging up the local updates with the same thing every flipping 5 minutes. We don't need updates of when your laptop will be fixed."

Why, what’s up with my laptop? It was fine yesterday!! What do you know that I don’t?

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By *lacksausage OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Is it not funny though, when the same old faces keep posting the same stuff about how mother god has just struck and their whole world has come crushing; and then nothing for 4 weeks or whatever the cycle is, only for the same update to pop up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is more like a rant cum advice: Please stop clogging up the local updates with the same thing every flipping 5 minutes. We don't need updates of when your laptop will be fixed.

Why, what’s up with my laptop? It was fine yesterday!! What do you know that I don’t? "

I’m on my laptop just now and it seems okay?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bulk inbox delete by mistake

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By *hamboy69Man  over a year ago

huddersfield


"Bulk inbox delete by mistake "
The day after ”Soooooooo many messages”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it's not compulsory to look at them.

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Kiss all day long

O sorry is this not a kiss fuck avoid thread my sincere apologies

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By *lacksausage OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"it's not compulsory to look at them. "

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sounds like fb OP!!!

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By *lacksausage OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Kiss all day long

O sorry is this not a kiss fuck avoid thread my sincere apologies"

Next door. Come on read the sign on the door!

At this rate, you will walk into a bra instead of a bar.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

Mine read like a really boring soap opera....

same girl waxing lyrical about a new guy each week only to post a bitter update about moving on to bigger and better things once he's met her and mugged her off afterwards...

same guy posting bitchy comments about and naming various women who have refused to meet him saying they should grow up...

same bunch of guys asking "Is there anyone genuine on here?" after their latest batch of copy/paste messages with attached cock pics fails to garner any results...

same woman bragging about her oral skills and latest sexploits in an obvious attempt to make a former meet/someone who turned her down jealous/change their mind...

Oh and the obligatory "nobody meets on this. you're all timewasters" before someone goes Unlos....

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By *lacksausage OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Woof woof!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it not funny though, when the same old faces keep posting the same stuff about how mother god has just struck and their whole world has come crushing; and then nothing for 4 weeks or whatever the cycle is, only for the same update to pop up?"
.

bloody women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment."

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm going to check out my local updates.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That was an eye opener. Almost all of mine were asking for a meet today.

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

I generally only look at friend updates & if there is someone on my local updates that really irritate me, I block them so I can’t see their updates or photos being posted!!

The block button helps you make Fab work better for you!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts


"This is more like a rant cum advice: Please stop clogging up the local updates with the same thing every flipping 5 minutes. We don't need updates of when your laptop will be fixed.

Why, what’s up with my laptop? It was fine yesterday!! What do you know that I don’t? "

send a payment of £59.99 and your bank details (including pin number) and we will email you with all the faults on your laptop

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By *lacksausage OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?"

Looking for info about gyro.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My updates are full of cock pics and moany updates. I knew there was a reason I don't look!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro."

About what?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My updates are full of cock pics and moany updates. I knew there was a reason I don't look!!!"

I only had a couple of cocks and moans. It's very boring scrolling through them.

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"This is more like a rant cum advice: Please stop clogging up the local updates with the same thing every flipping 5 minutes. We don't need updates of when your laptop will be fixed.

Why, what’s up with my laptop? It was fine yesterday!! What do you know that I don’t?

send a payment of £59.99 and your bank details (including pin number) and we will email you with all the faults on your laptop "

I’ve inboxed them.

Do I get a pen just for enquiring?

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"My updates are full of cock pics and moany updates. I knew there was a reason I don't look!!!

I only had a couple of cocks and moans. It's very boring scrolling through them."

Yeah, dick pics, meets & one couple complaining about a guy who wouldn’t send a face pic. I gave up before I got halfway down!

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By *lacksausage OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro.

About what? "

At 52 you never heard of gyro? Are you making out you are posh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro.

About what?

At 52 you never heard of gyro? Are you making out you are posh?"

Maybe it's where I live? The only thing I would associate with a gyro is a helicopter.

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro.

About what?

At 52 you never heard of gyro? Are you making out you are posh?

Maybe it's where I live? The only thing I would associate with a gyro is a helicopter. "

Or a Greek kebab

Or an unemployment payment in the 80’s - but that’s Giro.

I’ve no idea what gyro means either?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro.

About what?

At 52 you never heard of gyro? Are you making out you are posh?

Maybe it's where I live? The only thing I would associate with a gyro is a helicopter.

Or a Greek kebab

Or an unemployment payment in the 80’s - but that’s Giro.

I’ve no idea what gyro means either?!"

Yes, a gyro is a Greek meat dish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro.

About what?

At 52 you never heard of gyro? Are you making out you are posh?

Maybe it's where I live? The only thing I would associate with a gyro is a helicopter.

Or a Greek kebab

Or an unemployment payment in the 80’s - but that’s Giro.

I’ve no idea what gyro means either?!"

Especially not in this context. Why wouldn't posh people know about it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro.

About what?

At 52 you never heard of gyro? Are you making out you are posh?

Maybe it's where I live? The only thing I would associate with a gyro is a helicopter.

Or a Greek kebab

Or an unemployment payment in the 80’s - but that’s Giro.

I’ve no idea what gyro means either?!

Yes, a gyro is a Greek meat dish! "

Posh people might know this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I quite like the updates. They make me laugh and if something/someone bothers me, I block them.

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By *lacksausage OP   Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Well let's see if this one also gets lapped up instead of the actual thing.

Squeaky clean does not actually mean clean.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well let's see if this one also gets lapped up instead of the actual thing.

Squeaky clean does not actually mean clean. "

Are you not updating your status, with similar to what you're complaining about?. There's a word for that, it begins with a H

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro.

About what?

At 52 you never heard of gyro? Are you making out you are posh?

Maybe it's where I live? The only thing I would associate with a gyro is a helicopter.

Or a Greek kebab

Or an unemployment payment in the 80’s - but that’s Giro.

I’ve no idea what gyro means either?!

Yes, a gyro is a Greek meat dish!

Posh people might know this. "

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

I saw one earlier asking for someone to fart on them

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine read like a really boring soap opera....

same girl waxing lyrical about a new guy each week only to post a bitter update about moving on to bigger and better things once he's met her and mugged her off afterwards...

same guy posting bitchy comments about and naming various women who have refused to meet him saying they should grow up...

same bunch of guys asking "Is there anyone genuine on here?" after their latest batch of copy/paste messages with attached cock pics fails to garner any results...

same woman bragging about her oral skills and latest sexploits in an obvious attempt to make a former meet/someone who turned her down jealous/change their mind...

Oh and the obligatory "nobody meets on this. you're all timewasters" before someone goes Unlos....

"

Makes me even more grateful for Sodareyou's terrible jokes livening up my local updates feed. The man provides a public service to the whole of Yorkshire.

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By *hamboy69Man  over a year ago

huddersfield


"I generally only look at friend updates & if there is someone on my local updates that really irritate me, I block them so I can’t see their updates or photos being posted!!

The block button helps you make Fab work better for you! "

Totally agree I’m using it quite frequently now but I can’t help wondering wether it’s the people on here or is it me?

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's not compulsory to look at them.

Its getting old; that supposedly smug comment.

It's not smug. It's practical. If you hate something so much, or it bothers you so much, stop doing it. Why do you keep looking if it irritates you so much?

Out of curiosity, why do you look at updates? Do people put meet now on them?

Looking for info about gyro.

About what?

At 52 you never heard of gyro? Are you making out you are posh?

Maybe it's where I live? The only thing I would associate with a gyro is a helicopter.

Or a Greek kebab

Or an unemployment payment in the 80’s - but that’s Giro.

I’ve no idea what gyro means either?!"

Me either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw one earlier asking for someone to fart on them

Miss"

Whatever floats their boat

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"Is it not funny though, when the same old faces keep posting the same stuff about how mother god has just struck and their whole world has come crushing; and then nothing for 4 weeks or whatever the cycle is, only for the same update to pop up?"

haha, mother God?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is more like a rant cum advice: Please stop clogging up the local updates with the same thing every flipping 5 minutes. We don't need updates of when your laptop will be fixed."

There are people who read local updates

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right! We need to know what a gyro is, please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right! We need to know what a gyro is, please. "

It's a Kebab with a Greek accent, but I have no idea what it has to do with this thread... or who would be d*unk enough at this time of day to entertain the idea of eating a Kebab...

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

... and why would you think squeaky clean doesn’t mean clean?

Squeaky clean is something very clean - so clean it squeaks, like your hair after using Vosene!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... and why would you think squeaky clean doesn’t mean clean?

Squeaky clean is something very clean - so clean it squeaks, like your hair after using Vosene! "

I think I know what it means.

It's not being a criminal; you have a squeaky clean record.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right! We need to know what a gyro is, please. "

Do you think they actually meant giro but spelled it incorrectly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw one earlier asking for someone to fart on them

Miss"

I got asked that the other day and even if I would poo on them!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"I saw one earlier asking for someone to fart on them

Miss

I got asked that the other day and even if I would poo on them! "

Bet you were beating a path to their door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw one earlier asking for someone to fart on them

Miss

I got asked that the other day and even if I would poo on them! "

It's in your profile name.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i like the . ooooooo im all showered and fresh and laid on my bed ..What shall i do now ?.... fucking wank cause no one cares

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