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over a year ago
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"Stealing the centre's from the polo's
Possession of a glorious bum 
Guilty of miss-representation.
He's really a Piscean....
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Stealing furniture from show homes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stealing the centre's from the polo's
Possession of a glorious bum
Guilty of miss-representation.
He's really a Piscean....
Stealing furniture from show homes
Assault with deadly titties."
Charges of gross indecency, and public nudity, the judge is a man and throws it out as he's too busy wanking  |
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"Stealing the centre's from the polo's
Possession of a glorious bum
Guilty of miss-representation.
He's really a Piscean....
Stealing furniture from show homes
Assault with deadly titties."
Reported to constantly leaving footprints on the wallpaper |
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"Stealing the centre's from the polo's
Possession of a glorious bum
Guilty of miss-representation.
He's really a Piscean....
Stealing furniture from show homes
Assault with deadly titties.
Charges of gross indecency, and public nudity, the judge is a man and throws it out as he's too busy wanking "
Running through a tea dance naked scaring the old dears! |
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"Stealing the centre's from the polo's
Possession of a glorious bum
Guilty of miss-representation.
He's really a Piscean....
Stealing furniture from show homes
Assault with deadly titties.
Reported to constantly leaving footprints on the wallpaper "
Haha not to mention the ceiling! |
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"Stealing the centre's from the polo's
Possession of a glorious bum
Guilty of miss-representation.
He's really a Piscean....
Stealing furniture from show homes
Assault with deadly titties.
Charges of gross indecency, and public nudity, the judge is a man and throws it out as he's too busy wanking
Running through a tea dance naked scaring the old dears! "
Arrested for blatant disregard of dressing gown fastenage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Causing havoc and mayhem in Beanotown. Sentence is likely to involve a slipper
Found to not have the correct paperwork for an arse so hot it could be deemed a fire risk."
Caught in a outdoor three some with us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"invited someone as a friend when the profile said no freinds requests
Wearing a man plait in a built up area.
Arrested for not pointing toes properly lol "
Shouting this is a stick up in a bank pointing at her nipples lol |
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"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.
still balancing a broom pole on his cock"
Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.
still balancing a broom pole on his cock
Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......"
Doing a naked mile |
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"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.
still balancing a broom pole on his cock
Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......
Doing a naked mile "
Making ring donuts out of solid donuts with his cock In Asda |
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"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.
still balancing a broom pole on his cock
Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......"
That pole stayed put when it finally went up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.
still balancing a broom pole on his cock
Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......
That pole stayed put when it finally went up. "
Accused of out-living her expiry date x |
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"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.
still balancing a broom pole on his cock
Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......
That pole stayed put when it finally went up.
Accused of out-living her expiry date x"
Flouting the goods description act. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.
still balancing a broom pole on his cock
Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......
That pole stayed put when it finally went up.
Accused of out-living her expiry date x
Flouting the goods description act."
making and selling home made gin |
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"shoplifting Vodka from her local Tesco store
Theft of a flip flop from the beach shop  "
Sheep worrying, police heard him repeatedly saying mint sauce mint sauce to them.
The wellys in the boot were allegedly for innocent reasons |
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"shoplifting Vodka from her local Tesco store
Theft of a flip flop from the beach shop
Sheep worrying, police heard him repeatedly saying mint sauce mint sauce to them.
The wellys in the boot were allegedly for innocent reasons "
Cossack dancing in the local lido without an entertainments licence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having a cute arse and pressing it up against the local restaurant window for a dare"
Perving fab pics and, when walked into the lamppost, knocked it over and smashed a few windows |
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Having a cute arse and pressing it up against the local restaurant window for a dare
Perving fab pics and, when walked into the lamppost, knocked it over and smashed a few windows "
Don't forget I also smashed your back door in lol
Smuggling cucumbers from the supermarket in a naughty way
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"Ate an After Eight at 7.30
Blowing his cover as International Man Of Mystery by posting on Fab..
Oh yeah baby....
Arrested for impersonating an international man of mystery "
Having crabs on her sandy beach |
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"Ate an After Eight at 7.30
Blowing his cover as International Man Of Mystery by posting on Fab..
Oh yeah baby....
Arrested for impersonating an international man of mystery
Having crabs on her sandy beach "
Sam was nabbed for making the paddling pool turn blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.
Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies"
Possession of two deadly weapons  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.
Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies
Possession of two deadly weapons "
Putting his hands on two deadly weapons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.
Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies
Possession of two deadly weapons
Putting his hands on two deadly weapons"
I bloody wish  haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.
Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies
Possession of two deadly weapons
Putting his hands on two deadly weapons
I bloody wish haha "
Streaking when collecting his dominoes order  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.
Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies
Possession of two deadly weapons
Putting his hands on two deadly weapons
I bloody wish haha
Streaking when collecting his dominoes order "
Haha have you set a camera up in my house without me knowing? |
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