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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would like to spank me with a wet cabbage leaf while I download an illegal copy of Black Panther from pirate bay and recite a recipe for blueberry pancakes

Any women into this?

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By *09309309Woman over a year ago

Dublin

Marry me.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Would a lettuce work? I’m all out of cabbage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would a lettuce work? I’m all out of cabbage!

A lettuce leaf, pfft, what’s the point

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Marry me."

And that hooker looked at me funny when I suggested this. I knew it wasn’t that niche

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

More of a Curly Kale fans here... Sprout leaves just don't do it, do they

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We did that last time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would like to spank me with a wet cabbage leaf while I download an illegal copy of Black Panther from pirate bay and recite a recipe for blueberry pancakes

Any women into this?

Can I stick sprouts up your arse while I do it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We did that last time "

No we downloaded Iron Man, I’m afriad my tastes have changed since then

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By *09309309Woman over a year ago

Dublin

"Marry me.

And that hooker looked at me funny when I suggested this. I knew it wasn’t that niche "

I always wanted to ask on here but I thought it would be too ordinary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Marry me.

And that hooker looked at me funny when I suggested this. I knew it wasn’t that niche

I always wanted to ask on here but I thought it would be too ordinary.

Nah, it’s exciting and not common at all, almost like missionary position

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Would like to spank me with a wet cabbage leaf while I download an illegal copy of Black Panther from pirate bay and recite a recipe for blueberry pancakes

Any women into this?

I was about to contact you then you spoiled it. Blueberry pancakes! Pervert!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would like to spank me with a wet cabbage leaf while I download an illegal copy of Black Panther from pirate bay and recite a recipe for blueberry pancakes

Any women into this?

I was about to contact you then you spoiled it. Blueberry pancakes! Pervert!

I’m sorry but it’s blueberry pancakes or nothing. I don’t care how taboo they are

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

If I do this for you want you going to do for ME