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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So u see a profile you like read their blurb and decide to initiate contact so what's your icebreaker

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Fat penguin

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By *otlovefun42Couple  over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Polar bear.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss...

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By *lanPartridgeMan  over a year ago

nottingham

Do you come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?

Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So u see a profile you like read their blurb and decide to initiate contact so what's your icebreaker"

Not gonna tells ya! It's a secwet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss... "
that's mine lol

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Fancy a ruck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?

Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*"

are they curly Wurley salesmen lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fancy a ruck? "
always x

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

You alright? Can i ask you a question? Fancy a meet? You probably won't reply to this but, you have to be the most attractive woman I've seen on fab. I love curvy women, nice to see a woman who looks after herself. You could be my first meet. How are finding the site? Do you fancy meeting now? Do you play with naughty married guys?

Delete as applicable.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"So u see a profile you like read their blurb and decide to initiate contact so what's your icebreaker"

I know you said you're not meeting right now but this is ME ..... ME! - see you later then. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss... "

depends on the car I guess

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Hi.

Wuu2

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi.

Wuu2"

nfm work that out lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?

Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*are they curly Wurley salesmen lol"

If they were i’d be more inclined to say yes

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By *rank n BettyCouple  over a year ago

Not meeting

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" You alright? Can i ask you a question? Fancy a meet? You probably won't reply to this but, you have to be the most attractive woman I've seen on fab. I love curvy women, nice to see a woman who looks after herself. You could be my first meet. How are finding the site? Do you fancy meeting now? Do you play with naughty married guys?

Delete as applicable. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?

Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*are they curly Wurley salesmen lol

If they were i’d be more inclined to say yes "

going to shop to buy curley Wurleys

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Hard to say as we never send the first message

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


" You alright? Can i ask you a question? Fancy a meet? You probably won't reply to this but, you have to be the most attractive woman I've seen on fab. I love curvy women, nice to see a woman who looks after herself. You could be my first meet. How are finding the site? Do you fancy meeting now? Do you play with naughty married guys?

Delete as applicable.

"

I forgot a classic. "I love fucking older women"....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna stroke my puppies?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wanna stroke my puppies? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wanna stroke my puppies? "
then brings out her miniature dachshunds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?

Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*are they curly Wurley salesmen lol

If they were i’d be more inclined to say yes going to shop to buy curley Wurleys "

Put them in the freezer.....then you can give them a right good chew.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Wanna stroke my puppies? "

Yes and then I'll show you my doggy

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Hi "

get your coat you've pulled

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By *essandpatCouple  over a year ago

chester

How's the weather do you fancy keeping me warm x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss... that's mine lol"

That's where I pinched it from,it's mine now!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss...

depends on the car I guess "

It's a big bad powerful bitch...

Citroen C1

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


" You alright? Can i ask you a question? Fancy a meet? You probably won't reply to this but, you have to be the most attractive woman I've seen on fab. I love curvy women, nice to see a woman who looks after herself. You could be my first meet. How are finding the site? Do you fancy meeting now? Do you play with naughty married guys?

Delete as applicable.

I forgot a classic. "I love fucking older women".... "

You missed out ‘ I know I’m not what you’re looking for but I thought I’d message you anyway’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t bother any more, I get rejected so often I now cut out the charming, witty, specifically-focussed-to-them-and-their-profile flattering opening message and now revert immediately instead to what used to be my follow up message of “your loss you stupid fat slag, I didn’t fancy you anyway you silly cow!”

Saves 50% of my effort

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss...

depends on the car I guess

It's a big bad powerful bitch...

Citroen C1 "

as long as I can come and fuck I over your bonnet you can have it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss...

depends on the car I guess

It's a big bad powerful bitch...

Citroen C1 "

not the biggest bonnet but will sure do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss...

depends on the car I guess

It's a big bad powerful bitch...

Citroen C1 "

not the biggest bonnet but will sure do

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