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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?
Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*" are they curly Wurley salesmen lol |
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You alright? Can i ask you a question? Fancy a meet? You probably won't reply to this but, you have to be the most attractive woman I've seen on fab. I love curvy women, nice to see a woman who looks after herself. You could be my first meet. How are finding the site? Do you fancy meeting now? Do you play with naughty married guys?
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"So u see a profile you like read their blurb and decide to initiate contact so what's your icebreaker"
I know you said you're not meeting right now but this is ME ..... ME! - see you later then. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?
Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*are they curly Wurley salesmen lol"
If they were i’d be more inclined to say yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" You alright? Can i ask you a question? Fancy a meet? You probably won't reply to this but, you have to be the most attractive woman I've seen on fab. I love curvy women, nice to see a woman who looks after herself. You could be my first meet. How are finding the site? Do you fancy meeting now? Do you play with naughty married guys?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?
Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*are they curly Wurley salesmen lol
If they were i’d be more inclined to say yes " going to shop to buy curley Wurleys |
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" You alright? Can i ask you a question? Fancy a meet? You probably won't reply to this but, you have to be the most attractive woman I've seen on fab. I love curvy women, nice to see a woman who looks after herself. You could be my first meet. How are finding the site? Do you fancy meeting now? Do you play with naughty married guys?
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I forgot a classic. "I love fucking older women".... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello, you look like the kind of girl who can take 11 inches nay bother, fancy a social?
Always gets me right there *points to her fanny*are they curly Wurley salesmen lol
If they were i’d be more inclined to say yes going to shop to buy curley Wurleys "
Put them in the freezer.....then you can give them a right good chew. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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" You alright? Can i ask you a question? Fancy a meet? You probably won't reply to this but, you have to be the most attractive woman I've seen on fab. I love curvy women, nice to see a woman who looks after herself. You could be my first meet. How are finding the site? Do you fancy meeting now? Do you play with naughty married guys?
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I forgot a classic. "I love fucking older women".... "
You missed out ‘ I know I’m not what you’re looking for but I thought I’d message you anyway’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don’t bother any more, I get rejected so often I now cut out the charming, witty, specifically-focussed-to-them-and-their-profile flattering opening message and now revert immediately instead to what used to be my follow up message of “your loss you stupid fat slag, I didn’t fancy you anyway you silly cow!”
Saves 50% of my effort |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss...
depends on the car I guess
It's a big bad powerful bitch...
Citroen C1 " as long as I can come and fuck I over your bonnet you can have it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss...
depends on the car I guess
It's a big bad powerful bitch...
Citroen C1 "
not the biggest bonnet but will sure do
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd love to bend you over my car bonnet and show you who's the boss...
depends on the car I guess
It's a big bad powerful bitch...
Citroen C1 "
not the biggest bonnet but will sure do
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