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over a year ago
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"It would have to be a penis reduction for me. Every day's a workout lugging this anaconda around all day
It must be such a hardship for you  "
At less he one of the lucky ones i would say  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breast uplift. 'Mummy' tuck and liposuction on the hips
well too me you look fine you are perfect "
Far from it lovely. But very sweet of you to say. Thank you  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Breast uplift. 'Mummy' tuck and liposuction on the hips
well too me you look fine you are perfect
Far from it lovely. But very sweet of you to say. Thank you . "
your welcome that my downfall i too honest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would have to be a penis reduction for me. Every day's a workout lugging this anaconda around all day
It must be such a hardship for you "
Want to bear some of the load for me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would have to be a penis reduction for me. Every day's a workout lugging this anaconda around all day
It must be such a hardship for you
Want to bear some of the load for me? "
I don't have a spare wheelchair, to cope with the aftermath  |
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I’d have a nose job - to me it looks like it’s getting bigger by the day!
I’d also have my thread veins removed if there’s anything that can be done!
I’d then hit the gym like mad to get to the weight/tone I want - then have my boobs re-inflated and the excess skin removed from my tum!
All I need now is a lottery win to pay for it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would have to be a penis reduction for me. Every day's a workout lugging this anaconda around all day
It must be such a hardship for you
Want to bear some of the load for me?
I don't have a spare wheelchair, to cope with the aftermath "
Dammit, the cursed life of being hung like woolly mammoth...
Just kidding, it's tiny really - shall we get it on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would have to be a penis reduction for me. Every day's a workout lugging this anaconda around all day
It must be such a hardship for you
Want to bear some of the load for me?
I don't have a spare wheelchair, to cope with the aftermath
Dammit, the cursed life of being hung like woolly mammoth...
Just kidding, it's tiny really - shall we get it on? "
I'm like goldilocks. I like one that's juuuust right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would have to be a penis reduction for me. Every day's a workout lugging this anaconda around all day
It must be such a hardship for you
Want to bear some of the load for me?
I don't have a spare wheelchair, to cope with the aftermath
Dammit, the cursed life of being hung like woolly mammoth...
Just kidding, it's tiny really - shall we get it on?
I'm like goldilocks. I like one that's juuuust right "
Can't argue with that, you deserve deserve the perfect one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would have to be a penis reduction for me. Every day's a workout lugging this anaconda around all day
It must be such a hardship for you
Want to bear some of the load for me?
I don't have a spare wheelchair, to cope with the aftermath
Dammit, the cursed life of being hung like woolly mammoth...
Just kidding, it's tiny really - shall we get it on?
I'm like goldilocks. I like one that's juuuust right
Can't argue with that, you deserve deserve the perfect one "
You'll do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would have to be a penis reduction for me. Every day's a workout lugging this anaconda around all day
It must be such a hardship for you
Want to bear some of the load for me?
I don't have a spare wheelchair, to cope with the aftermath
Dammit, the cursed life of being hung like woolly mammoth...
Just kidding, it's tiny really - shall we get it on?
I'm like goldilocks. I like one that's juuuust right
Can't argue with that, you deserve deserve the perfect one
You'll do "
Haha, I wish!  |
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