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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
In a totally smug, ridiculously unnecessary way... what do you feel all pleased with yourself over?
Me... I bought a four pint carton of milk on Wednesday cause there were no two pint cartons left and at the time I was rolling my eyes. Now I’m really delighted that I have enough milk for coffee all the way till Monday. 
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over a year ago
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It's hard to keep track of all the things I do that are awesome enough to be pleased with. 
I ate two people's worth of pasta tonight and I was quite pleased that I was able to. |
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"In a totally smug, ridiculously unnecessary way... what do you feel all pleased with yourself over?
Me... I bought a four pint carton of milk on Wednesday cause there were no two pint cartons left and at the time I was rolling my eyes. Now I’m really delighted that I have enough milk for coffee all the way till Monday.
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I’m coming round for tea - I’m gasping!!! |
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"In a totally smug, ridiculously unnecessary way... what do you feel all pleased with yourself over?
Me... I bought a four pint carton of milk on Wednesday cause there were no two pint cartons left and at the time I was rolling my eyes. Now I’m really delighted that I have enough milk for coffee all the way till Monday.
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And yogurt by Tuesday? |
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"In a totally smug, ridiculously unnecessary way... what do you feel all pleased with yourself over?
Me... I bought a four pint carton of milk on Wednesday cause there were no two pint cartons left and at the time I was rolling my eyes. Now I’m really delighted that I have enough milk for coffee all the way till Monday.
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I was the same I only went in for a small one before the snow started falling and I still have half of it  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It's hard to keep track of all the things I do that are awesome enough to be pleased with.
I ate two people's worth of pasta tonight and I was quite pleased that I was able to. "
I went for a disco nap and I’m only just having dinner (pasta for one) now. I’ll be up all night!  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"In a totally smug, ridiculously unnecessary way... what do you feel all pleased with yourself over?
Me... I bought a four pint carton of milk on Wednesday cause there were no two pint cartons left and at the time I was rolling my eyes. Now I’m really delighted that I have enough milk for coffee all the way till Monday.
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And yogurt by Tuesday? "
It’s still milk like in consistency! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I refused to participate in the panic of the masses. Smugly removes his cowboy boots off the desk watching the screaming masses facing the apocalyptic snow storm.
This didn't last long...I hate blue top milk...all that was left  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
" I refused to participate in the panic of the masses. Smugly removes his cowboy boots off the desk watching the screaming masses facing the apocalyptic snow storm.
This didn't last long...I hate blue top milk...all that was left "
I was just going for milk routinely and at the time I was a bit like ‘fucks sake I’ll never use four pints’ and now look at me!!
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" I refused to participate in the panic of the masses. Smugly removes his cowboy boots off the desk watching the screaming masses facing the apocalyptic snow storm.
This didn't last long...I hate blue top milk...all that was left
I was just going for milk routinely and at the time I was a bit like ‘fucks sake I’ll never use four pints’ and now look at me!!
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If it's red top I'll drive to get it ! |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I don't buy milk... I feel so left out "
It doesn’t need to be about milk... I’m also a bit smug that I’ve just remembered I have beef in the freezer so I can make a roast tomorrow and still not had to go out. This is like record four days in pjs!! I have nothing other than jammies to wash either which means there’s no ironing.
It’s the simple things.
Green top deepblue  |
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Tonight, on way home, car decided to breakdown on me at the top of the slipway coming off M4. Within 5 mins 2 traffic cops stopped. Towed me, with me as the passenger in the police car, as the 2nd copper was driving mine. The fine upstanding fella had his knee 6 inches away from the 420 stash. Squeaky bum time till he gave me my keys back! |
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"In a totally smug, ridiculously unnecessary way... what do you feel all pleased with yourself over?
Me... I bought a four pint carton of milk on Wednesday cause there were no two pint cartons left and at the time I was rolling my eyes. Now I’m really delighted that I have enough milk for coffee all the way till Monday.
You?
I’m coming round for tea - I’m gasping!!! "
Learn to love black tea. Trust me, it's better. |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"In a totally smug, ridiculously unnecessary way... what do you feel all pleased with yourself over?
Me... I bought a four pint carton of milk on Wednesday cause there were no two pint cartons left and at the time I was rolling my eyes. Now I’m really delighted that I have enough milk for coffee all the way till Monday.
You?
I’m coming round for tea - I’m gasping!!! "
Bring teabags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I trim my chest hair to keep it tidy. I donate the trimmings to an Elton John charity who make wigs out of it.
I like to give back.
That’s highly commendable! "
That's just the kind of guy I am Dirty Girl. I'm a giver.. |
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By *ky19Man
over a year ago
Plymouth OYO Hotel |
"Tonight, on way home, car decided to breakdown on me at the top of the slipway coming off M4. Within 5 mins 2 traffic cops stopped. Towed me, with me as the passenger in the police car, as the 2nd copper was driving mine. The fine upstanding fella had his knee 6 inches away from the 420 stash. Squeaky bum time till he gave me my keys back! "
Oh fuck, I'm a nervous wreck just from reading that. That's one reason why I've never so much as touched the stuff and never will. (despite everyone and their dog judging this book by it's cover) lol |
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