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By *octor Delerium OP   Man  over a year ago

Wellingborough

My keys are warping, over the period of a week, in a Uri Geller kind of way; first off was the front door key, then the back door key, and now my car ignition key.

They haven't been traumatised, crushed, carried in the bottom of a bag, sat on or pounded with a hammer; the car key was left on a flat kitchen surface last night and, now, it has a significant curve.

The distortion is sufficient that I'm going to get all three keys recut next week as I'm worried that turning them in the locks might cause them to fracture.

I'm fairly confident that my dog's not up to anything sinister but, seriously, what's going on?

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

i'm going with a leprechaun. do your shoes never seem to wear out as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can only think of poltergeists - otherwise not a Scooby!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Get some plasticine and take an imprint every day.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Is your house on a Ley line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's because of the beast from the east. your keys aren't used to the unusual easterly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

that is a tad weird

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