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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly 
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind 
What would you take? |
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"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind
What would you take? "
Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.
I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable. |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind
What would you take?
Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.
I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable."
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"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind
What would you take?
Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.
I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable."
Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it. |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind
What would you take?
Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.
I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.
Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it."
Pig shit could be good to fertilise the ground so you can grow crops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind
What would you take?
Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.
I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.
Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it.
Pig shit could be good to fertilise the ground so you can grow crops "
I was referring to the metaphorical shit of its sociability |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind
What would you take?
Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.
I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.
Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it.
Pig shit could be good to fertilise the ground so you can grow crops
I was referring to the metaphorical shit of its sociability"
Aww c'mon missus, this is serious shit!   |
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"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind
What would you take?
Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.
I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.
Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it."
"Hey pig, stop giving me shit!"
"Oink!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.
I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly
He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind
What would you take?
Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.
I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.
Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it.
"Hey pig, stop giving me shit!"
"Oink!""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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African Grey Parrot for company. They're intelligent, can be taught to speak (to a certain degree) and have a long life span (company for the foreseeable future on the island)
I'd call him Bob  |
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