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over a year ago
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I was watching porn in my dream, and it was a threesome (MFM) scene. Soon enough, the guys finished all over the girl, as is standard in porn. However, the scene then took a turn for the bizarre when she scooped the jizz off of her body and added it to a pasta dish she was cooking on the hob.
Spunk was the main ingredient and now I may never be able to eat carbonara again!
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Reminds me of a GGG scene I saw many years ago where a group of guys jizzed on a slice of bread then the girl folded it up and ate it
It was grotesque
they could've at least used brown bread I said |
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"Do you have the full recipe? How many grams of pasta to how many cums? What oven setting and how long to bake? Can we have a pic of the dish when you serve it?"
From what I remember, you just cook a pasta dish, any pasta dish, then add two full loads' worth of man sauce. Simple and easy! |
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"Reminds me of a GGG scene I saw many years ago where a group of guys jizzed on a slice of bread then the girl folded it up and ate it
It was grotesque
they could've at least used brown bread I said "
Some people have no class.
The most baffling real porno scene I've seen wsa a while ago, in some Euro porn where the guy sliced an orange in half, spunked into the orange, then proceeded to squeeze the citrusy love cream all over the lucky lady.
I still think there are easier ways to get your vitamins in the morning. |
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"Reminds me of a GGG scene I saw many years ago where a group of guys jizzed on a slice of bread then the girl folded it up and ate it
It was grotesque
they could've at least used brown bread I said "
Clearly you never played the forfeit game ‘Spunky biscuit’  |
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"I was watching porn in my dream, and it was a threesome (MFM) scene. Soon enough, the guys finished all over the girl, as is standard in porn. However, the scene then took a turn for the bizarre when she scooped the jizz off of her body and added it to a pasta dish she was cooking on the hob.
Spunk was the main ingredient and now I may never be able to eat carbonara again!
Help! "
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"Reminds me of a GGG scene I saw many years ago where a group of guys jizzed on a slice of bread then the girl folded it up and ate it
It was grotesque
they could've at least used brown bread I said
Some people have no class.
The most baffling real porno scene I've seen wsa a while ago, in some Euro porn where the guy sliced an orange in half, spunked into the orange, then proceeded to squeeze the citrusy love cream all over the lucky lady.
I still think there are easier ways to get your vitamins in the morning."
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"I was watching porn in my dream, and it was a threesome (MFM) scene. Soon enough, the guys finished all over the girl, as is standard in porn. However, the scene then took a turn for the bizarre when she scooped the jizz off of her body and added it to a pasta dish she was cooking on the hob.
Spunk was the main ingredient and now I may never be able to eat carbonara again!
Help! "
That's deffo a Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall recipe.
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"Don't worry about it as 99% of men spend their lifetime dreaming about sex and it never happens and the 1% guy is just a liar..
Did she wash her hands before cooking?
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Nope, she was straight in there. Dirty bitch |
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"Do you have the full recipe? How many grams of pasta to how many cums? What oven setting and how long to bake? Can we have a pic of the dish when you serve it?
From what I remember, you just cook a pasta dish, any pasta dish, then add two full loads' worth of man sauce. Simple and easy!"
Do you stir the special sauce in, or is it drizzled on the top after serving? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have the full recipe? How many grams of pasta to how many cums? What oven setting and how long to bake? Can we have a pic of the dish when you serve it?
From what I remember, you just cook a pasta dish, any pasta dish, then add two full loads' worth of man sauce. Simple and easy!
Do you stir the special sauce in, or is it drizzled on the top after serving?"
I distinctly remember the chef stirring it in while cooking.
You going to make a tasty dish?? |
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"You going to make a tasty dish??
Are you coming to dinner?
Not if jizz is on the menu!
How about if we made it with lady juice instead?"
Pass. I prefer my food to just be made of food |
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"You going to make a tasty dish??
Are you coming to dinner?
Not if jizz is on the menu!
How about if we made it with lady juice instead?
Pass. I prefer my food to just be made of food "
How quaint and conventional |
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