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over a year ago
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I did put this in the Scottish page but I was not getting action lol.
I love my wife. After nearly 11 years together she still makes me laugh.
She comes out with the some craziest comments. We are watching "It's always sunny in Philadelphia " they are doing a lethal weapon piss take and she says "Why are they doing a Aussie accent for Mel Gibson. He is Scottish."
I had to Google it to show her.
Does anyone else have this fun in their relationship |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did put this in the Scottish page but I was not getting action lol.
I love my wife. After nearly 11 years together she still makes me laugh.
She comes out with the some craziest comments. We are watching "It's always sunny in Philadelphia " they are doing a lethal weapon piss take and she says "Why are they doing a Aussie accent for Mel Gibson. He is Scottish."
I had to Google it to show her.
Does anyone else have this fun in their relationship "
Your relationship sounds a lot like ours. Couples who laugh together stay together!!
We have been together 22 years.
Keep laughing and enjoying each other.
Xx |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I did put this in the Scottish page but I was not getting action lol.
I love my wife. After nearly 11 years together she still makes me laugh.
She comes out with the some craziest comments. We are watching "It's always sunny in Philadelphia " they are doing a lethal weapon piss take and she says "Why are they doing a Aussie accent for Mel Gibson. He is Scottish."
I had to Google it to show her.
Does anyone else have this fun in their relationship
Your relationship sounds a lot like ours. Couples who laugh together stay together!!
We have been together 22 years.
Keep laughing and enjoying each other.
Xx"
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Told my husband tonight that One Direction are as iconic as Oasis and should get back together. (All sarcasm, although my 15 year old self sort of hopes they do).
Husband tried to smother me with a pillow ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Told my husband tonight that One Direction are as iconic as Oasis and should get back together. (All sarcasm, although my 15 year old self sort of hopes they do).
Husband tried to smother me with a pillow "
Omg
To be fair I would grab the pillow too. |
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"Told my husband tonight that One Direction are as iconic as Oasis and should get back together. (All sarcasm, although my 15 year old self sort of hopes they do).
Husband tried to smother me with a pillow
Omg
To be fair I would grab the pillow too."
I don’t blame him. We have lots of fun, only been married a year, but coming up for seven years together in total ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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Come on guys. I can't have the only silly wife.
The first time I took my wife to my mum and dad's(Glasgow to newcastle) she seen a sign to Hadrian wall and asked to stop and see it. I said no need that's it there.
Got to my parents and they asked how was the journey. Wife said it was great I seen Hadrian walls. At that point I pissed myself laughing saying I only showed you a farmers wall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on guys. I can't have the only silly wife.
The first time I took my wife to my mum and dad's(Glasgow to newcastle) she seen a sign to Hadrian wall and asked to stop and see it. I said no need that's it there.
Got to my parents and they asked how was the journey. Wife said it was great I seen Hadrian walls. At that point I pissed myself laughing saying I only showed you a farmers wall."
First time I met my husbands uncle, we were at a party. My husband (then boyfriend) picked me up while dancing and spun me around - so I flashed his uncle.
Second time I met him, was at yet another party, and I was d*unk and told him I didn’t know if I was wearing underwear or not.
Third time was during a wedding - the bride and groom were doing their vows and I whisper to my husband ‘I have such a bad wedgy and can’t do a thing!’ And from behind me I hear ‘well it’s good to know you’re wearing underwear this time’
His auntie and uncle are the only family members that like me.
Me and my hubby got together when I was 14. At age 16 I asked ‘see when you have vodka and orange juice...do you still add water to dilute the orange juice?’ And he told me yes...so at HIS family functions, this is the drink I would make... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've had various long term(intent anyway lol) partners that have had some of the air-filled brainlessness...smart but er..daft lol
On mastermind, they'd beat me at things about hair products n soaps...
I know it sounds 'sexist' , but there is a truth to some levels of perceived 'air-headedness'
Though I love the growing number of geeky tech savvy women ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Come on guys. I can't have the only silly wife.
The first time I took my wife to my mum and dad's(Glasgow to newcastle) she seen a sign to Hadrian wall and asked to stop and see it. I said no need that's it there.
Got to my parents and they asked how was the journey. Wife said it was great I seen Hadrian walls. At that point I pissed myself laughing saying I only showed you a farmers wall.
First time I met my husbands uncle, we were at a party. My husband (then boyfriend) picked me up while dancing and spun me around - so I flashed his uncle.
Second time I met him, was at yet another party, and I was d*unk and told him I didn’t know if I was wearing underwear or not.
Third time was during a wedding - the bride and groom were doing their vows and I whisper to my husband ‘I have such a bad wedgy and can’t do a thing!’ And from behind me I hear ‘well it’s good to know you’re wearing underwear this time’
His auntie and uncle are the only family members that like me.
Me and my hubby got together when I was 14. At age 16 I asked ‘see when you have vodka and orange juice...do you still add water to dilute the orange juice?’ And he told me yes...so at HIS family functions, this is the drink I would make..."
Lol wow. How does that taste.
I bet your in the uncle's wank bank. sorry a bit crude for this time in the morning |
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Not my partner, but my mother is famous for “Jeanisms” ( her name is Jean). Nearly 40 years ago me and Dad where fitting brackets to the outside of the garage to store my brothers canoes. Mum comes out with tea and asks what we are doing. We tell her. “Well you can’t leave them there,” she says. “ they will get wet!” We still laugh about it now. |
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"Not my partner, but my mother is famous for “Jeanisms” ( her name is Jean). Nearly 40 years ago me and Dad where fitting brackets to the outside of the garage to store my brothers canoes. Mum comes out with tea and asks what we are doing. We tell her. “Well you can’t leave them there,” she says. “ they will get wet!” We still laugh about it now. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did put this in the Scottish page but I was not getting action lol.
I love my wife. After nearly 11 years together she still makes me laugh.
She comes out with the some craziest comments. We are watching "It's always sunny in Philadelphia " they are doing a lethal weapon piss take and she says "Why are they doing a Aussie accent for Mel Gibson. He is Scottish."
I had to Google it to show her.
Does anyone else have this fun in their relationship "
your relationship sounds fantastic
Cherish her
I lost my wife to illness 4 years ago, still miss her today
make sure you tell your wife how much you love her |
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