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To be honest I’d probably be running around screaming terrified at the impending apocalypse or sobbing uncontrollably, I probably wouldn’t make good company to be fair. |
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"Where are you taking me and what we'll be doing 
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Ed Sheeran gig, OP - we’ll be pointing and laughing. You at Ed and me, well I’ll actually be druhumping you, but keep looking at Ed   |
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"Where are you taking me and what we'll be doing
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Ed Sheeran gig, OP - we’ll be pointing and laughing. You at Ed and me, well I’ll actually be druhumping you, but keep looking at Ed "
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"How can you type those letters the wrong way round?
Just asking
You haven't seen my typos 
I 'ave.... 
Shirley you havent
Don't call me surely! "
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By *amissCouple
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"How can you type those letters the wrong way round?
Just asking
You haven't seen my typos
I 'ave....
Shirley you havent
Don't call me surely!
Or Washington your mouth out "
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"Where are you taking me and what we'll be doing "
Earthling, you will kneel before the Supreme Octopoda.
You will, shortly, taken to the laboratory where we will probe your anus with tentacles, and a variety of our spikey instruments, before attempting to mate you with a Crassostrea gigas that we plucked from the sea off the country you earthlings call Japan.
Then we will turn you into a nutritious broth. |
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By *amissCouple
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"Where are you taking me and what we'll be doing
Earthling, you will kneel before the Supreme Octopoda.
You will, shortly, taken to the laboratory where we will probe your anus with tentacles, and a variety of our spikey instruments, before attempting to mate you with a Crassostrea gigas that we plucked from the sea off the country you earthlings call Japan.
Then we will turn you into a nutritious broth."
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"Where are you taking me and what we'll be doing
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On my ship to the newly colonised planet for a selected few elite men, whereby we can start planning and practicing for the new generation 
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