They came from mummies tummy. I was just three when my sister was born so i can remember my mum carrying her. I used to sit on her knee and stroke my little brother or sister. Oh i was so cute back then |
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"They came from mummies tummy. I was just three when my sister was born so i can remember my mum carrying her. I used to sit on her knee and stroke my little brother or sister. Oh i was so cute back then"
Our son has to sit next to Siren before bedtime and say 'hello' to his little sister. He won't go to bed until he says 'nite nite' to her either. |
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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MY YOUNGEST THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MADE IN CLAY AND THEN YOU PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE heaven knows why still makes me laugh when she refused to fetch any clay work home from school |
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