"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here "
Yes, I can see one right now  |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now "
In front of a mirror? |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?"
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist "
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!  |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans! "
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol"
Burning it |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it "
To mould it into a bigger size?  |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it
To mould it into a bigger size? "
I'm not sure what you mean
Drawer next to my bed has a variety of sizes of condoms in, so you cant mean that!  |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it
To mould it into a bigger size?
I'm not sure what you mean
Drawer next to my bed has a variety of sizes of condoms in, so you cant mean that! "
Any food in there too? |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it
To mould it into a bigger size?
I'm not sure what you mean
Drawer next to my bed has a variety of sizes of condoms in, so you cant mean that!
Any food in there too?"
A marmalade sandwich  |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it
To mould it into a bigger size?
I'm not sure what you mean
Drawer next to my bed has a variety of sizes of condoms in, so you cant mean that!
Any food in there too?
A marmalade sandwich "
And a packet of custard creams! |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it
To mould it into a bigger size?
I'm not sure what you mean
Drawer next to my bed has a variety of sizes of condoms in, so you cant mean that!
Any food in there too?
A marmalade sandwich
And a packet of custard creams!"
And 20 dildos  |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it
To mould it into a bigger size?
I'm not sure what you mean
Drawer next to my bed has a variety of sizes of condoms in, so you cant mean that!
Any food in there too?
A marmalade sandwich
And a packet of custard creams!
And 20 dildos "
I dont need 20! Maybe a few though  |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it
To mould it into a bigger size?
I'm not sure what you mean
Drawer next to my bed has a variety of sizes of condoms in, so you cant mean that!
Any food in there too?
A marmalade sandwich
And a packet of custard creams!
And 20 dildos
I dont need 20! Maybe a few though "
19?  |
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"Don’t touch him... he’s my Idol
Well I’m banning him from having marmalade for a week!
Tell him to hold onto his boots and hat....there are a fair few rubber fetishists round here
Yes, I can see one right now
In front of a mirror?
No, in the mirror is a pervertish biscuit fetishist
Rubber has 2 uses! Wellies for dog walking and safe shenanigans!
We all know what you will be doing with rubber lol
Burning it
To mould it into a bigger size?
I'm not sure what you mean
Drawer next to my bed has a variety of sizes of condoms in, so you cant mean that!
Any food in there too?
A marmalade sandwich
And a packet of custard creams!
And 20 dildos
I dont need 20! Maybe a few though
19? "
18....and then the vibes, oh, and the wands....!
I dont fuck my husband, a girl needs her fix  |
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"Naughty bear has gone and shut the whole bloomin railway station.
Can I spank it?
That sounds soooooo wrong x
He was naughty !"
But spanking a bear reallyyyyyy xx |
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"Naughty bear has gone and shut the whole bloomin railway station.
Can I spank it?
That sounds soooooo wrong x
He was naughty !
Shouldn’t you just give him a really hard stare !
But spanking a bear reallyyyyyy xx"
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"Naughty bear has gone and shut the whole bloomin railway station.
Can I spank it?
That sounds soooooo wrong x
He was naughty !
But spanking a bear reallyyyyyy xx"
Only a bad person spanks a bear |
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"Naughty bear has gone and shut the whole bloomin railway station.
Can I spank it?
That sounds soooooo wrong x
He was naughty !
But spanking a bear reallyyyyyy xx
Only a bad person spanks a bear "
Agreed xx |
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"Naughty bear has gone and shut the whole bloomin railway station.
Can I spank it?
That sounds soooooo wrong x
He was naughty !
But spanking a bear reallyyyyyy xx
Only a bad person spanks a bear
Agreed xx"
And Paddington is a Top Bear xx |
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"Naughty bear has gone and shut the whole bloomin railway station.
Can I spank it?
That sounds soooooo wrong x
He was naughty !
But spanking a bear reallyyyyyy xx
Only a bad person spanks a bear
Agreed xx"
I’m bad  |
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"Naughty bear has gone and shut the whole bloomin railway station.
Can I spank it?
That sounds soooooo wrong x
He was naughty !
But spanking a bear reallyyyyyy xx
Only a bad person spanks a bear
Agreed xx
And Paddington is a Top Bear xx"
He is xx |
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"Naughty bear has gone and shut the whole bloomin railway station.
Can I spank it?
That sounds soooooo wrong x
He was naughty !
But spanking a bear reallyyyyyy xx
Only a bad person spanks a bear
Agreed xx
I’m bad "
I wouldn't know x |
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