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"I keep me toenails trim and neat, but I got a hunchback, curly teeth and a gimp leg I'm willing to show you. Will that do?
In a word.... no."
There's gotta be an ism for this. You're prejudiced against curly-toothed hunchbacks with a limp. Fookin outragious! |
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"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!"
...and just what have you got against hobbits? Nice furry little critters if lord of the Rings is anything to go by. Ok, so they can be annoying irksome little twats sometimes but in the main they ain't so bad. My precious! |
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"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!
...and just what have you got against hobbits? Nice furry little critters if lord of the Rings is anything to go by. Ok, so they can be annoying irksome little twats sometimes but in the main they ain't so bad. My precious! "
no one tosses a dwarf |
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"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!
you're safe for now, Soapy's at work "
When did they start filming Lord of the Rings 4 then? |
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"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!
...and just what have you got against hobbits? Nice furry little critters if lord of the Rings is anything to go by. Ok, so they can be annoying irksome little twats sometimes but in the main they ain't so bad. My precious!
no one tosses a dwarf"
Unless you're an England rugby player on a night out |
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I like this thread, its something different from the norm, we could encompass whose got the biggest hemorrhoids, biggest chin, nose, the lot.
I don't have long toenails or fingernails. Some people have acrylic toenails, im not keen on it really. Though of course I do paint what I have (toenails, never fingernails) |
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