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"The honest answer? Or the edited version that won't get me hated by those that don't understand kink 
Edited please. I'm not interested in the contents of people's veins, bowels or minds. "
I once got amorous in the bath. My bowels remained intact and my mind is far too pure for FAB anyway.  |
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"The honest answer? Or the edited version that won't get me hated by those that don't understand kink
Edited please. I'm not interested in the contents of people's veins, bowels or minds. "
You might want to look away then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The honest answer? Or the edited version that won't get me hated by those that don't understand kink
Edited please. I'm not interested in the contents of people's veins, bowels or minds.
You might want to look away then "
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I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams |
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"I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams "
Mmmm...anything else |
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"I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams "
I've not had candle wax dropped on me in a long time haha x |
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"I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams "
Who said romance was dead. |
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"I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams
Who said romance was dead. "
Had it been about romance the candle would have been up her arse and I would have eaten my dinner off her back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams I've not had candle wax dropped on me in a long time haha x"
I like candles, it can be either a sensation, or painful, depending on how high you hold the candle |
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The time that I met the guy off my fitness forum who is now serving time for murder but was a nice guy actually, that was pretty wild.
As soon as we got to the hotel room he bent me over the bathroom sink and pulled my knickers down to stick a douche up my bum, sat me on the toilet with arse juice dribbling out of me and stood there casually asking how I like my tea. Then he had bought speculums and a hospital gown which I had to put on for him to give me a gynaecological exam; hand that rocks the cradle style. Made me sump litres of water and squat over his face to piss in his mouth. Wouldn't let me shower (but I sneaked in a personal wash, fanny and armpits) ate his cum straight from my cunt each time he fucked me and was just an all round dirty guy! |
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"Probably fisting a guy past my elbow or the time I witnessed a grown man eat his own poop.
Probably not the answer you were looking for. "
I'm just a novice in comparison aren't I |
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"I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams
Who said romance was dead.
Had it been about romance the candle would have been up her arse and I would have eaten my dinner off her back."
Key is to not overdo the gravy or sauce if the candle is quite small. |
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"Probably fisting a guy past my elbow or the time I witnessed a grown man eat his own poop.
Probably not the answer you were looking for. "
Did they cry?
Its better when they cry |
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"I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams I've not had candle wax dropped on me in a long time haha x
I like candles, it can be either a sensation, or painful, depending on how high you hold the candle "
yes it's eather but I did find it rly nice I know my plans for the weekend now hehe xx |
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"The time that I met the guy off my fitness forum who is now serving time for murder but was a nice guy actually, that was pretty wild.
As soon as we got to the hotel room he bent me over the bathroom sink and pulled my knickers down to stick a douche up my bum, sat me on the toilet with arse juice dribbling out of me and stood there casually asking how I like my tea. Then he had bought speculums and a hospital gown which I had to put on for him to give me a gynaecological exam; hand that rocks the cradle style. Made me sump litres of water and squat over his face to piss in his mouth. Wouldn't let me shower (but I sneaked in a personal wash, fanny and armpits) ate his cum straight from my cunt each time he fucked me and was just an all round dirty guy!"
That's pretty filthy... |
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"The time that I met the guy off my fitness forum who is now serving time for murder but was a nice guy actually, that was pretty wild.
As soon as we got to the hotel room he bent me over the bathroom sink and pulled my knickers down to stick a douche up my bum, sat me on the toilet with arse juice dribbling out of me and stood there casually asking how I like my tea. Then he had bought speculums and a hospital gown which I had to put on for him to give me a gynaecological exam; hand that rocks the cradle style. Made me sump litres of water and squat over his face to piss in his mouth. Wouldn't let me shower (but I sneaked in a personal wash, fanny and armpits) ate his cum straight from my cunt each time he fucked me and was just an all round dirty guy!
That's pretty filthy..."
If it’s the guy I’m thinking of he had a fondness for looking for bats in the bear cave if you get my drift. |
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"Probably fisting a guy past my elbow or the time I witnessed a grown man eat his own poop.
Probably not the answer you were looking for.
Did they cry?
Its better when they cry"
Nah. First wanted me to go further up and the later wanted to eat mine. I politely declined on both counts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The time that I met the guy off my fitness forum who is now serving time for murder but was a nice guy actually, that was pretty wild.
As soon as we got to the hotel room he bent me over the bathroom sink and pulled my knickers down to stick a douche up my bum, sat me on the toilet with arse juice dribbling out of me and stood there casually asking how I like my tea. Then he had bought speculums and a hospital gown which I had to put on for him to give me a gynaecological exam; hand that rocks the cradle style. Made me sump litres of water and squat over his face to piss in his mouth. Wouldn't let me shower (but I sneaked in a personal wash, fanny and armpits) ate his cum straight from my cunt each time he fucked me and was just an all round dirty guy!
That's pretty filthy...
If it’s the guy I’m thinking of he had a fondness for looking for bats in the bear cave if you get my drift. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love to drip candle wax over maids arse, and remove it with a flogger.
Fuck her arse while holding her in a (word removed) hold.
And my favourite, smearing my cum all over her face, and making her wait to wash it off, until I'm happy she's had enough orgasams I've not had candle wax dropped on me in a long time haha x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably fisting a guy past my elbow or the time I witnessed a grown man eat his own poop.
Probably not the answer you were looking for. "
I have problems with the doctors finger |
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"Probably fisting a guy past my elbow or the time I witnessed a grown man eat his own poop.
Probably not the answer you were looking for.
Did they cry?
Its better when they cry"
No wonder you wanted to tie me up and use that clamp on my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably fisting a guy past my elbow or the time I witnessed a grown man eat his own poop.
Probably not the answer you were looking for.
Did they cry?
Its better when they cry"
Ooh my god. I think I've just fell in love with you both! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Probably fisting a guy past my elbow or the time I witnessed a grown man eat his own poop.
Probably not the answer you were looking for. "
Past your elbow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The time that I met the guy off my fitness forum who is now serving time for murder but was a nice guy actually, that was pretty wild.
As soon as we got to the hotel room he bent me over the bathroom sink and pulled my knickers down to stick a douche up my bum, sat me on the toilet with arse juice dribbling out of me and stood there casually asking how I like my tea. Then he had bought speculums and a hospital gown which I had to put on for him to give me a gynaecological exam; hand that rocks the cradle style. Made me sump litres of water and squat over his face to piss in his mouth. Wouldn't let me shower (but I sneaked in a personal wash, fanny and armpits) ate his cum straight from my cunt each time he fucked me and was just an all round dirty guy!"
Sounds amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably fisting a guy past my elbow or the time I witnessed a grown man eat his own poop.
Probably not the answer you were looking for.
Did they cry?
Its better when they cry
No wonder you wanted to tie me up and use that clamp on my mouth "
Yeah, sorry about that
It was an off day |
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I played with a guys arse while he sucked a guy off that I’d invited round to take his bi cherry. He didn’t know I was rubbing galaxy chocolate into it which I then licked it off. When he turned around and saw brown smeared all over my mouth and cheeks he thought he’d shit himself. Just the result I was aiming for! Oh the things I do to amuse myself! That was a first meet 
A few months after that I tied him to a St. Andrew’s Cross, blindfolded him and strip waxed his pubes in front of a horrified audience at Abfab. We’re still friends - what a glutton for punishment
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done! "
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them"
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Close up too rude for fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done! "
your fucking filth i like you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab "
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing) "
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing) "
I wanna know what this stapling thing is, bitch be coming at my fanny with a stapler she gonna wish she staples it to a wall cos I'll be coming for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning "
Ive never even had my ears pierced. Does it tug a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning
Ive never even had my ears pierced. Does it tug a bit "
A little but then I like pain, I got myself a derma piercing last week  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning
Ive never even had my ears pierced. Does it tug a bit
A little but then I like pain, I got myself a derma piercing last week "
Ive just googled. They look very lovely |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning
Ive never even had my ears pierced. Does it tug a bit
A little but then I like pain, I got myself a derma piercing last week
Ive just googled. They look very lovely "
It’s very pretty but softies wasn’t impressed that I’d had it done before a full weekend of rope! |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning
Ive never even had my ears pierced. Does it tug a bit
A little but then I like pain, I got myself a derma piercing last week
Ive just googled. They look very lovely
It’s very pretty but softies wasn’t impressed that I’d had it done before a full weekend of rope! "
Take many, many plasters |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning
Ive never even had my ears pierced. Does it tug a bit
A little but then I like pain, I got myself a derma piercing last week
Ive just googled. They look very lovely
It’s very pretty but softies wasn’t impressed that I’d had it done before a full weekend of rope!
Take many, many plasters "
Haha I covered it with a plaster and it was fine |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
I wanna know what this stapling thing is, bitch be coming at my fanny with a stapler she gonna wish she staples it to a wall cos I'll be coming for you. "
well just held on to my crotch in cringe be worst for a man |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab "
Ha I've a new profile on my hotlist!;) Fab does tend to be awfully vanilla sometimes |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning "
Ha ha!! Why does this not surprise me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning
Ha ha!! Why does this not surprise me? "
because I was d*unk and told her the same story for the third/fourth time! I was still awake before her! |
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I don't think most people could actually identify their dirtiest sexual encounter. It's like trying to identify your favourite song. The answer will vary from day to day, mood to mood.
For example is it dirtier to have an FFM followed by 2 other play partners in the same day, or is it dirtier to spend a day thoroughly ruining one partner? Busting out the tingly gel, restraints, dildos and toys?
Who knows, depends on your mood  |
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"Christ, this thread is making me feel like a completely vanilla prude....and I thought I was pretty filthy "
yep- this.
I thought I was doing well with fisting a guy whilst sucking him off or being tied to a chair with a hood over my face |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done! "
3 sounds like a quiet and tame but fun night.
I don't think I could say. Certainly a lot of people wouldn't like or enjoy my experiences. |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
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"Christ, this thread is making me feel like a completely vanilla prude....and I thought I was pretty filthy
yep- this.
I thought I was doing well with fisting a guy whilst sucking him off or being tied to a chair with a hood over my face "
I have to say Squirrel, I find the latter of those two activities is simply not on a par with the first . As for the first, whilst it does indeed sound impressively dirty to me - which I like - I still don't want to be one of those guys that ends up with a fist up his arse! |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing) "
I would assume she used a surgical stapler. The kind used to patch people together at a hospital or in a war zone.
Also a lot of fun for kinky folks on genitals, boobs, mouths...
Can do a really nice temporary corset with staples and some ribbon too. |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning
Ha ha!! Why does this not surprise me?
because I was d*unk and told her the same story for the third/fourth time! I was still awake before her! "
That wasn’t *quite* the full story now was it brunette... |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
I would assume she used a surgical stapler. The kind used to patch people together at a hospital or in a war zone.
Also a lot of fun for kinky folks on genitals, boobs, mouths...
Can do a really nice temporary corset with staples and some ribbon too. "
Yes I use medical stapler and medical remover and occasionally do demos in clubs. I’ve stapled backs, bums, calves (white ribbon over black fishnets, looked hot!), cleavage, shoulders, legs, pussy. Only two things left now. Well I only thought there was cock and balls left until someone reminded me a mouth should sometimes be stapled shut! |
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"We are wanting to totally push our sexual boundries..whats the dirtiest, out of he the ordinary, filthiest sex you have had..
I farted during sex "
If we’re onto to toilet stuff me and my ex once gave each other enemas. He was an arsehole but such a kinky fucker |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
Pic on NotForSofties
Close up too rude for fab
Ha I've a new profile on my hotlist!;) Fab does tend to be awfully vanilla sometimes "
Yeah most of my pics as NotForSofties are too rude so I post them elsewhere. Shame but I understand why. I’m sure the other place may change with the forthcoming law but hopefully not too much. |
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"Christ, this thread is making me feel like a completely vanilla prude....and I thought I was pretty filthy "
I’ve fisted a mans bum wrist deep if you want to expand your filth experiences
Actually I want to know how _istaress or anyone can do it past your elbow because surely that’s into his colon?! |
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I smuggled a woman back to barracks in the boot of my car where I fucked her in a room with 7 other lads. Fucked her pussy her ass and she sucked me off. I finished by cumming in a glass. Then in turn the others did the same. At the end she drank all the cum. Then asked if there were any more lads. I went up stairs and found another 5. She took them to. This was a Friday night... I saw her leaving camp Sunday afternoon from a different accomadation block. |
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"Actually I want to know how _istaress or anyone can do it past your elbow because surely that’s into his colon?! "
The anus is ~ 4 cm in length, you're then into the rectum which is 10 - 15 cm, from then on in it's colon time.
In Brexit units that means the end of the sigmoid colon is only 8" from the outer surface of the anus.
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"Christ, this thread is making me feel like a completely vanilla prude....and I thought I was pretty filthy
I’ve fisted a mans bum wrist deep if you want to expand your filth experiences
Actually I want to know how _istaress or anyone can do it past your elbow because surely that’s into his colon?! "
Lower colon, sigmoid yes. Only with great care usually go no further than my wrist but he's a very special case. Probably has the biggest dildo collection in the UK and the size of some of them are insane. Buggered him once with a dildo that hit my knee and as wide as a fire extinguisher |
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"Christ, this thread is making me feel like a completely vanilla prude....and I thought I was pretty filthy
I’ve fisted a mans bum wrist deep if you want to expand your filth experiences
Actually I want to know how _istaress or anyone can do it past your elbow because surely that’s into his colon?!
Lower colon, sigmoid yes. Only with great care usually go no further than my wrist but he's a very special case. Probably has the biggest dildo collection in the UK and the size of some of them are insane. Buggered him once with a dildo that hit my knee and as wide as a fire extinguisher "
Strangely I want to watch that |
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I've bummed a girl half my age and roughed her up without even touching her fanny then when she came hard screaming i fisted her into a shuddering orgasm.
Call me Fifty |
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"Christ, this thread is making me feel like a completely vanilla prude....and I thought I was pretty filthy
I’ve fisted a mans bum wrist deep if you want to expand your filth experiences
Actually I want to know how _istaress or anyone can do it past your elbow because surely that’s into his colon?! "
Google two guys one arm |
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"Christ, this thread is making me feel like a completely vanilla prude....and I thought I was pretty filthy
I’ve fisted a mans bum wrist deep if you want to expand your filth experiences
Actually I want to know how _istaress or anyone can do it past your elbow because surely that’s into his colon?!
Google two guys one arm "
I don’t know if I dare!! |
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"Christ, this thread is making me feel like a completely vanilla prude....and I thought I was pretty filthy
I’ve fisted a mans bum wrist deep if you want to expand your filth experiences
Actually I want to know how _istaress or anyone can do it past your elbow because surely that’s into his colon?!
Google two guys one arm
I don’t know if I dare!! "
https://m.xhamster.com/videos/enjoying-a-whole-arm-fisting-2971540
These guys tops it all. Full arm length deep |
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"Stapled a girls pussy into chastity then suspended her with her legs spread...I could answer this thread all night with the ‘out of the ordinary’ stuff I’ve done!
Really? I'm game to stay up reading them if you're happy to keep writing them
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Close up too rude for fab
Stapled as in with a stapler . Or some nicer version of stapling. (Is there such a thing)
Stapling is so nice, softies has stapled me numerous times, she even threatened to staple my mouth closed early hours Sunday morning
Ha ha!! Why does this not surprise me?
because I was d*unk and told her the same story for the third/fourth time! I was still awake before her!
That wasn’t *quite* the full story now was it brunette... "
A suitable punishment has now been metered out fully...
I still want to staple her mouth shut |
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