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"looks at ms pink any soup going "Soup?  | |||
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"looks at ms pink any soup going
Soup? "Glad you replied | |||
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"looks at ms pink any soup going
Soup?
Glad you replied " | |||
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Sitting here thinking I will open the can of Caramel condensed milk as a treat.  | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going" Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm | |||
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"I can only have Soup.. he has tried to fix broken tooth but its definitely wobbly. No toffees! dammit think I will just get it taken out.
Sitting here thinking I will open the can of Caramel condensed milk as a treat. "Start putting water on tooth brush and rinsing   | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm " | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm " | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm
"The artichoke or the wind? | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm
The artichoke or the wind? "Both | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm
The artichoke or the wind?
Both " | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm
The artichoke or the wind?
Both "You only put a tiny bit of artichoke in...it's mainly celery leeks potatoes carrots and onions...Bloody lovely though a little windy | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm
The artichoke or the wind?
Both
You only put a tiny bit of artichoke in...it's mainly celery leeks potatoes carrots and onions...Bloody lovely though a little windy " | |||
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"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm
The artichoke or the wind?
Both
You only put a tiny bit of artichoke in...it's mainly celery leeks potatoes carrots and onions...Bloody lovely though a little windy
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"Quiet in ere, innit "ive had a nap | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
ive had a nap"Yeah me too Voddy | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit "I thought the worms had eating you | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you "They'd soon spit me out | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out "I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn "should have put some sauce on it | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn "Buggers get everywhere | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn should have put some sauce on it"Nah just follow it up with two slices of smoked chilli cheese....be the custard creams next | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn should have put some sauce on it
Nah just follow it up with two slices of smoked chilli cheese....be the custard creams next "oh god zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn
Buggers get everywhere "Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn
Buggers get everywhere
Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared "looks at sami | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn
Buggers get everywhere
Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared " | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn
Buggers get everywhere
Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared
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"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight "You got any of them creme eggs? | |||
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"Quiet in ere, innit
I thought the worms had eating you
They'd soon spit me out
I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn
Buggers get everywhere
Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared
psssst the wrappers poking out ya bra"*shit* | |||
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"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight
You got any of them creme eggs? " | |||
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"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight
You got any of them creme eggs? "I'll 'ave yours  | |||
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"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight
You got any of them creme eggs?
I'll 'ave yours "your welcome | |||
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"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight
You got any of them creme eggs?
I'll 'ave yours your welcome"I've got some shortbread, if you wanna swap.... | |||
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"Conking out ....sent you A all later " | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning "Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT | |||
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"No snow here though I may have to scrape the car this morning. have a good day everyone. The sun is shining "The pictures I took look lovely....but they were taking from my warm bedroom | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT "I know the feeling eenie  | |||
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"Looked like the fecking yeti walking to station it was coming down thick n fast get home to sunshine" So much for your blue sky's eh | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie "Luckily it's gone now | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now "e thinks ile wake to lots in morning  | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now "What does Arnie say? | |||
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"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99" I haven't got a cat | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning "There's Deffo more to come...how will you soft southerners cope  | |||
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"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99 I haven't got a cat "but your getting one | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning
There's Deffo more to come...how will you soft southerners cope "easy sami and me will move in with you | |||
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"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99 I haven't got a cat but your getting one"I dunno...I've got my passport now...a cat will hinder me | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning
There's Deffo more to come...how will you soft southerners cope easy sami and me will move in with you "I think she's buggered off to granny to avoid it | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning "I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility) Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning
I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)
Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm "bloody hell some people shouldent be allowed a licence | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning
I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)
Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm "Thats will take some doing...my heating has been on for well over a hour and I'm still cold. Time to get me tights on methinks  | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning
I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)
Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm
bloody hell some people shouldent be allowed a licence"He was in a powerful car but in those conditions it was still a fecking stupid thing to do... And that's me being polite... Plus he made a scary experience even scarier but hey ho, and least I got back safe... | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning
I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)
Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm bloody hell some people shouldent be allowed a licence"It was me | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning
I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)
Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm
Thats will take some doing...my heating has been on for well over a hour and I'm still cold.
Time to get me tights on methinks"The cold I'm currently full of will probably send me under my duvet early anyway... Then I'll be getting too hot!  | |||
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"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning
Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT
I know the feeling eenie
Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning
I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)
Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm
Thats will take some doing...my heating has been on for well over a hour and I'm still cold.
Time to get me tights on methinks
The cold I'm currently full of will probably send me under my duvet early anyway... Then I'll be getting too hot! "You doing the change? | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant? "Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite "Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it "It will go cold | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it
It will go cold "I'll put it in the microwave | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it
It will go cold
I'll put it in the microwave "Nutter | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it
It will go cold
I'll put it in the microwave
Nutter "I must be. I'm on here! | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it
It will go cold
I'll put it in the microwave
Nutter
I must be. I'm on here! "knows who to blame for the nuttyness | |||
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"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99 I haven't got a cat but your getting one
I dunno...I've got my passport now...a cat will hinder me "Oh thats great! gotta book for Benidorm Hotel Solana now then | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it
It will go cold
I'll put it in the microwave
Nutter
I must be. I'm on here! "True...true | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it
It will go cold
I'll put it in the microwave
Nutter
I must be. I'm on here! knows who to blame for the nuttyness"Yeah it started around thread two or three | |||
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"just had a idea sami let your pool freeze over then you can charge for the yokels to go ice skating" | |||
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"just had a idea sami let your pool freeze over then you can charge for the yokels to go ice skating" Hey...you're brilliant..could do that strictly ice d*****g thingy on it! | |||
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"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99 I haven't got a cat but your getting one
I dunno...I've got my passport now...a cat will hinder me
Oh thats great! gotta book for Benidorm Hotel Solana now then "Oi are you getting me mixed up with another tv | |||
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"just had a idea sami let your pool freeze over then you can charge for the yokels to go ice skating Hey...you're brilliant..could do that strictly ice d*****g thingy on it! "Aw ffs | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it
It will go cold
I'll put it in the microwave
Nutter
I must be. I'm on here! knows who to blame for the nuttyness
Yeah it started around thread two or three "Nope....nothing to do with me... | |||
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"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?
Aw great news for your sis in law
Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite
Ah, thank you Mistress
I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it
It will go cold
I'll put it in the microwave
Nutter
I must be. I'm on here! knows who to blame for the nuttyness
Yeah it started around thread two or three
Nope....nothing to do with me... "Your good at ducking | |||
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"Gonna get something to eat now..catcha later "Laters enjoy | |||
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"Gonna get something to eat now..catcha later "save some for us | |||
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"sami where are you" She's stuffed | |||
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"sami where are you She's stuffed "I wish | |||
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"wonders if sami brought our tea" Had a busy day ,sweet, but what can I get you? | |||
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"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8...." Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again | |||
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"i conked out too but woke to another blue sky" Smug fecker | |||
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"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8.... Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again "No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !! | |||
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"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8.... Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again
No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !! "And a different social life eh | |||
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"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8.... Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again
No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !!
And a different social life eh "Tell me about it, we're going to have to have separate diaries soon, just as well we don't work anymore! | |||
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"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8.... Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again
No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !!
And a different social life eh
Tell me about it, we're going to have to have separate diaries soon, just as well we don't work anymore! "Will them diaries work on here too?
Got to get off...I'll see how that other thread goes later | |||
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"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8.... Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again
No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !!
And a different social life eh
Tell me about it, we're going to have to have separate diaries soon, just as well we don't work anymore!
Will them diaries work on here too?
Got to get off...I'll see how that other thread goes later "That'll be 3 diaries, I need to block out my Fab time!
Cya later Mistress | |||
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"Is it good afternoon or good evening? "Good evening now! | |||
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"Is it good afternoon or good evening?
Good evening now! "Good evening _amiss. ..I'm taking refuge back in here | |||
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"Is it good afternoon or good evening?
Good evening now!
Good evening _amiss. ..I'm taking refuge back in here"Yep good idea, I had to pull out of that one too | |||
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"Is it good afternoon or good evening?
Good evening now!
Good evening _amiss. ..I'm taking refuge back in here
Yep good idea, I had to pull out of that one too "I thought we'd been move to next door | |||
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"Is it good afternoon or good evening?
Good evening now!
Good evening _amiss. ..I'm taking refuge back in here
Yep good idea, I had to pull out of that one too
I thought we'd been move to next door "Haha | |||
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room "Stop fecking swearing | |||
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room "Twirl me Voddy, but mind the shoulder | |||
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"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads) We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen "Hey Paul, you keeping warm? Not great is it | |||
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room
Twirl me Voddy, but mind the shoulder
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room
Twirl me Voddy, but mind the shoulder
twirls the sexi sami around "Oops....nearly tripped over me frock then!... | |||
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room
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"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads) We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen
Hey Paul, you keeping warm? Not great is it "Hey Sami, heatings set on 18°c, had a hot soak in the bath n sat in my onesie, could do with a snuggle buddy tho | |||
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"evening mr paul xx "Evening miss _oddy | |||
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room
Stop fecking swearing i didnt swear
Yeah..you did...you said dance "Stop it...your meant to use fecking stars | |||
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"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads) We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen "Lucky fecker
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room
Stop fecking swearing i didnt swear
Yeah..you did...you said dance
Stop it...your meant to use fecking stars "************************************************************************************************************************** | |||
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"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room
Stop fecking swearing i didnt swear
Yeah..you did...you said dance
Stop it...your meant to use fecking stars
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"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads) We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen
Hey Paul, you keeping warm? Not great is it
Hey Sami, heatings set on 18°c, had a hot soak in the bath n sat in my onesie, could do with a snuggle buddy tho "Aah, sounds lovely, we could have a nice group snuggle, in our onesies | |||
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"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads) We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen
Hey Paul, you keeping warm? Not great is it
Hey Sami, heatings set on 18°c, had a hot soak in the bath n sat in my onesie, could do with a snuggle buddy tho
Aah, sounds lovely, we could have a nice group snuggle, in our onesies "no good for you sami | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee "Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
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"morning all butties ready and coffee "Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please "all in same sandwich ? | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce"Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please "Marmalade? | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
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Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon "You have to have brown sauce on bacon....! | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
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You have to have brown sauce on bacon....! "Nah it kills the taste of the bacon | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
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You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon "Tomato ketchup? | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? "Nah maybe egg yolk | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup?
Nah maybe egg yolk "Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup?
Nah maybe egg yolk
Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush "last time I had a meal in there had the shites | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? "brown on bangers red on bacon n egg | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please all in same sandwich ?"Yes please | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please
Marmalade? "Don't knock it till you've tried it | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please
Marmalade?
Don't knock it till you've tried iti"i only like the lime one | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup?
Nah maybe egg yolk
Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush last time I had a meal in there had the shites"Oh dear | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please
Marmalade?
Don't knock it till you've tried it"Quite right Paul | |||
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"having brekkie in bills tomorrow on way to brighton hospital" Ooh lovely, good luck at hospital | |||
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"having brekkie in bills tomorrow on way to brighton hospital Ooh lovely, good luck at hospital "its for daughter | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
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Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup?
Nah maybe egg yolk
Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush "Seen I knew you was posh | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
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Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup?
Nah maybe egg yolk
Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush last time I had a meal in there had the shites"Say no more | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
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Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg"A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs "like pepper on mashed swede with butter | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter"Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze"eh | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneezeeh"Clunk clunk | |||
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"having brekkie in bills tomorrow on way to brighton hospital Ooh lovely, good luck at hospital its for daughter"I thought it was, Voddy, hope she gets on alright | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup?
Nah maybe egg yolk
Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush
Seen I knew you was posh " indeed! | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze"....Choo!.... | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!.... "I knew you'd get it | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!....
I knew you'd get it "Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!....
I knew you'd get it
Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him "nick his shoes so he cant get out | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!....
I knew you'd get it
Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him "Yeah keeping warm...wrapping up a bit better for going out...fecking beast is not stopping me 
But yeah I get your dad going crazy..as it is too dodgy to walk around in it as you get older...did you treat yourself to real coffee? | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!....
I knew you'd get it
Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him nick his shoes so he cant get out" | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!....
I knew you'd get it
Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him nick his shoes so he cant get out"Ah bless him | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!....
I knew you'd get it
Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him
Yeah keeping warm...wrapping up a bit better for going out...fecking beast is not stopping me
But yeah I get your dad going crazy..as it is too dodgy to walk around in it as you get older...did you treat yourself to real coffee?"Had a lovely cappuccino, dad has his latte! | |||
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"Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant Hapus! "I'm guessing that's happy st David's day? | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!....
I knew you'd get it
Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him
Yeah keeping warm...wrapping up a bit better for going out...fecking beast is not stopping me
But yeah I get your dad going crazy..as it is too dodgy to walk around in it as you get older...did you treat yourself to real coffee?
Had a lovely cappuccino, dad has his latte! "Them two cups would keep me in beans for 2 weeks | |||
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"morning all butties ready and coffee
Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce
Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon
You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!
Nah it kills the taste of the bacon
Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg
A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter
Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze
....Choo!....
I knew you'd get it
Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him
Yeah keeping warm...wrapping up a bit better for going out...fecking beast is not stopping me
But yeah I get your dad going crazy..as it is too dodgy to walk around in it as you get older...did you treat yourself to real coffee?
Had a lovely cappuccino, dad has his latte!
Them two cups would keep me in beans for 2 weeks " | |||
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"Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant Hapus!
I'm guessing that's happy st David's day? "Gold star for sami | |||
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"Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant Hapus!
I'm guessing that's happy st David's day? "You been talking to taff? | |||
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"Ok roast beef dinner here we come! cya later "Laters...and save me a slice of your posh beef | |||
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