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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What is you best dark joke

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Any one taking part should not be ridiculed for there joke its all just fun dark humour i just wana see what you got

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RULE 1. dont hold back

RULE 2. If its you first time you have to play ....

(Little reference) lol

And

GO.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you eat potatoes, there will be war in Ireland

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

What is Minecraft?

Hitler's second, lesser m-known book about his love of knitting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My last piece of dark humour got me an enforced holiday from the forums. I think i'll pass on this one thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My last piece of dark humour got me an enforced holiday from the forums. I think i'll pass on this one thanks.

Which prison was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."

So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

A woman taking a survey in Boots asked me what grooming products I preferred, apparently Smarties was not the answer she was after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did princess Diana cross the the road?

She wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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By *acavityMan over a year ago

Redditch

Warning very dark

I was licking a pussy the other day, when I tasted horse Cum.

"oh," I thought "that's what killed grandma.“

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm fed up of all this Jimmy Saville criticism.

When I was a little kid Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow - blindfolded!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why did princess Diana cross the the road?

She wasn't wearing a seatbelt

subterranean humour

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