fingers

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

how do I ask my Mrs to fuck my ass when she won't even finger it?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you don't

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how do I ask my Mrs to fuck my ass when she won't even finger it?"

With words.

It won’t mean she will though.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lol thanks

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah, another Saturday night quiz

I long for the days of 'Test the Nation'

Just look how far Phil has sunk

By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Do you douche your poo pipe? Maybe she don't wanna finger it in case she pulls out a sweetcorn.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you douche your poo pipe? Maybe she don't wanna finger it in case she pulls out a sweetcorn. "

Yeah, and she probably dont wanna have to clean up the mess

Us girls have enough to do with the ironing