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over a year ago
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing  
Bin man?
How uncanny!! How did you know?!!! 
Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away "
Elementary |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing "
That’s not really because they have a job, it’s because they want to get in your pants 
I have a job that needs doing  |
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing
Bin man?
How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!
Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away
Elementary "
Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a vagina.
Oh yeah that too.
Double win for us. Age and a vagina
I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits. "
We should get a discount |
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"I have a vagina.
Oh yeah that too.
Double win for us. Age and a vagina
I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits.
We should get a discount "
Just realised we both come into the Saga age range.
Gulp.  |
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"I have a vagina.
Oh yeah that too.
Double win for us. Age and a vagina
I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits.
We should get a discount "
Years ago when typewriters were still a thing the woman who typed up my orders always mistyped discount as disocunt. I'm getting me one of them  |
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"I have a vagina.
Oh yeah that too.
Double win for us. Age and a vagina
I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits.
We should get a discount
Just realised we both come into the Saga age range.
Gulp. "
Yeah it's 50 plus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing
That’s not really because they have a job, it’s because they want to get in your pants
I have a job that needs doing "
Hmmmm... really Babs?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing
Bin man?
How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!
Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away
Elementary
Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator."
None of the above! |
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing
Bin man?
How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!
Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away
Elementary
Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator.
None of the above! "
Window cleansing operative? |
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection
Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage? "
It sounded better in my head. I have a vintage wine collection but, don’t share that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining
But, would you travel 200 miles AND pay for a hotel?
I mean I've put a meet up for March in London earlier today  "
There's a lot of lovely women in London |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it.
How do you smile and suck at the same time?
I multi-task and smile with my eyes "
I've been sitting here trying to imitate sucking and smiling at the same time. I look like I'm in pain |
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"I'm a millionairess 
When's our wedding
9am tomorrow morning
I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane "
You're making excuses aren't you! . I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it! |
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"I'm a millionairess
When's our wedding
9am tomorrow morning
I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane
You're making excuses aren't you! . I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it!"
It has your name written on the side of it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm a millionairess
When's our wedding
9am tomorrow morning
I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane
You're making excuses aren't you! . I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it!
It has your name written on the side of it!"
5 hour time zone difference 7 hour flight 2 hour check in, 1 hour arrival. I think I could make it by 3am  |
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"I'm a millionairess
When's our wedding
9am tomorrow morning
I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane
You're making excuses aren't you! . I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it!
It has your name written on the side of it!
5 hour time zone difference 7 hour flight 2 hour check in, 1 hour arrival. I think I could make it by 3am "
2 hour check-in?! Do you think with all my money I need to 'check in'. Tut tut |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection
Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage?
It sounded better in my head. I have a vintage wine collection but, don’t share that lol"
Don't blame you... I don't share my wine either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield
Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze..."
Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club |
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield
Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze...
Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club "
If there’s money in it, I’m on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield
Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze...
Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club
If there’s money in it, I’m on!"
It's gotta be better than working these nights in these arctic conditions |
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield
Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze...
Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club
If there’s money in it, I’m on!
It's gotta be better than working these nights in these arctic conditions "
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