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Things you're looking forward to about ageing?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots
Might even get an ear-ring |
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"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots
Might even get an ear-ring"
Make sure to get an incredibly cheap haircut xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots
Might even get an ear-ring
Make sure to get an incredibly cheap haircut xx"
I already do  |
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"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots
Might even get an ear-ring
Make sure to get an incredibly cheap haircut xx
I already do "
You're well on your way then!!!
*Gotta find that silver lining |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.
Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.
Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have. "
*waves at you from the 40s*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.
Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have.
*waves at you from the 40s* "
When you were in your thirties did you feel sophisticated?
And now that you're in your forties, do you go around telling everyone that they'll know better when their your age?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.
Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have.
*waves at you from the 40s*
When you were in your thirties did you feel sophisticated?
And now that you're in your forties, do you go around telling everyone that they'll know better when their your age?
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My gravitas definitely kicked in at 30. And when you’re my age you’ll find out and thus know better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.
Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have.
*waves at you from the 40s*
When you were in your thirties did you feel sophisticated?
And now that you're in your forties, do you go around telling everyone that they'll know better when their your age?
My gravitas definitely kicked in at 30. And when you’re my age you’ll find out and thus know better. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being one of the great over tanned lyzird types stalking the sand dunes stroking my wrinkle willy and saggy balls over young couples fucking and trying to slip my winkle in every now a again on any the med islands a do pmsl |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I am looking forward to tutting at young people. And wearing ridiculous outfit/hat combinations. Maybe even a wolf fleece for shits and giggles. And when my hair goes totally silver (or I let it; it might be there already but I dye my roots) dying my hair a virulently artificial reddish ginger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am looking forward to tutting at young people. And wearing ridiculous outfit/hat combinations. Maybe even a wolf fleece for shits and giggles. And when my hair goes totally silver (or I let it; it might be there already but I dye my roots) dying my hair a virulently artificial reddish ginger. "
Take care young lady when dying your hair, in older people it usually turns purple.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting to know the One True Kinky Older Woman of my dreams.
We can live in sin (if Catholic) and orchestrate a series of sick, vile, sordid sex fantasies that would make Caligula blush.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am looking forward to tutting at young people. And wearing ridiculous outfit/hat combinations. Maybe even a wolf fleece for shits and giggles. And when my hair goes totally silver (or I let it; it might be there already but I dye my roots) dying my hair a virulently artificial reddish ginger. Take care young lady when dying your hair, in older people it usually turns purple."
Lilac you mean. |
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Jeeze,mate I really hate to tell you this and you won't realise it until it happens.
But one day in your late 20's you go to bed, next thing is you wake up and say what the fuck?
I'm nearly 50 and the last 20 year's are a blur,in your head your still 27 but some snotty nosed twerp is taking the piss out of your weight and doesn't realise that he will be in the same position as you in 20 year's time so you have this very same conversation with him and so it goes on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeeze,mate I really hate to tell you this and you won't realise it until it happens.
But one day in your late 20's you go to bed, next thing is you wake up and say what the fuck?
I'm nearly 50 and the last 20 year's are a blur,in your head your still 27 but some snotty nosed twerp is taking the piss out of your weight and doesn't realise that he will be in the same position as you in 20 year's time so you have this very same conversation with him and so it goes on...."
I told my daughter that once you get to 21 your life flashed past you and suddenly you're middle aged. When she got into her 30s she said "Mum, you were right" and still brings it up now she's almost 37. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck! I'm not 19 still?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!? Not even my 25 year old son, git!! That is mean just thrusting that upon me all of a sudden!
Well apart from Granny cuddles, doing pretty much wtf I like and not giving a shit about who doesn't like me, nor their reasons for doing so, is my favourite bit of getting older....oh and being younger/stronger/fitter than I have ever been...ageing is such a horrible image conjuring word btw
Yes I know I am not actually younger! Before some turnip says something daft!  |
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"Fuck! I'm not 19 still?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!? Not even my 25 year old son, git!! That is mean just thrusting that upon me all of a sudden!
Well apart from Granny cuddles, doing pretty much wtf I like and not giving a shit about who doesn't like me, nor their reasons for doing so, is my favourite bit of getting older....oh and being younger/stronger/fitter than I have ever been...ageing is such a horrible image conjuring word btw
Yes I know I am not actually younger! Before some turnip says something daft!
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Yes to most of that (though I'm not a granny!).
Happier and more content with life than I can remember being.
But I'm not old yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You mean it's not all true? Seriously?
"I'm looking forward to the days when I become so gullible I believe every word of the Daily Mail and can spend my days tutting about foreigners, young people, footballers wages and modern music."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being a grandma.
Nearly there, son has a fiance and a house. Good job. They are saving for a wedding then they want a baby :D
Two/three years i'm told. Cannot wait.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blimey OP, if the mid forties count as aging I’m nearly bloody there. So, in that case, I look forward to laughing with my girls at entirely inappropriate things as they are the best bunch of chums a loony deviant could hope for and spending lots more time with Number One Chap. Also I will enjoy ticking things off my road trip clubs I must visit list with either the girls or NOC. |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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I do smile at the arrogance of youth sometimes...
But then once I was young and probably wrote complete bollucks look at me threads...
Or would have done if that interwebthingy hadn't been steam driven...
Enjoy OP. You will soon know what you will be wearing when your an old fart of 40+. Far sooner than you could imagine |
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Things I'm looking forward to when I get older. Well, the free bus pass kicks in at retirement age, so does the heating allowance...currently. Cheap shampoo and set on a Tuesday, coffee morning and whist drives in the church hall. Being pitied and patronized by younger people who imagine all old women are sweet little things  I know that will happen because I did it myself. Being called love or darling by everyone in the hospital despite my name being written above my bed (happening to my mum currently). I could go on.
Mostly I'm not looking forward to anything in particular but I'm not dreading it either until I get very old or ill. Then there is much to fear. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots
Might even get an ear-ring"
You're still in your early 30's now; a lot could happen between now and 40! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spending more time together Fulfilling our goals and celebrating them together.
Being happy.
Living in the sun.
Just living.
It's been a rough few years for us both and finally in September we'll start our new life together in Turkey!
Our fun is just beginning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Retirement and spending my time hopefully being a cool fun granda, lazing in my pyjamas and bed at 8pm, growing an epic beard and take up smoking a pipe. |
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"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots
Might even get an ear-ring"
Hey, why not get bracelets, necklaces, rings and black nail varnish too...Twat did and he loves the new look. Don’t forget to shave your head too...makes you look younger. Then pull a woman 19 years your junior and shag like rabbits...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't say old, I said ageing which isn't the same thing. Put ya teeth back in!
I’m looking forward to telling little twits ‘oy don’t be rude to someone ‘older’ than you....!"
You can say what you like and get away with it when you're old. |
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By *uardiansCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots
Might even get an ear-ring"
Well I hope they are bleached jeans(straight leg) and the leather jacket is at least 2sizes too big, and if you could complete the look with some faded "love" "hate" tattoos then give us a ring sexy fella we try to avoid dressing like old farts, naked is best anyway! |
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"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots
Might even get an ear-ring
Hey, why not get bracelets, necklaces, rings and black nail varnish too...Twat did and he loves the new look. Don’t forget to shave your head too...makes you look younger. Then pull a woman 19 years your junior and shag like rabbits...
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Oh forgot the tattoo too - twit Twat twoo lol |
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Sounds perfect.