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I think I am broken!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seriously, since joining Fab, absolutely EVERYTHING can be turned into a sexual inuendo! I just saw an advert for sausages, I think, and it said something about being a pork filled wonder...the first thing my head thought was...I want to be a pork filled wonder! I mean wtf?!?! Am I broken? Or just a sex crazed old bint?!? Maybe both? I am hoping I'm not the only one!

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By *ooncat123Woman over a year ago

Sutton

I feel you sister!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seriously, since joining Fab, absolutely EVERYTHING can be turned into a sexual inuendo! I just saw an advert for sausages, I think, and it said something about being a pork filled wonder...the first thing my head thought was...I want to be a pork filled wonder! I mean wtf?!?! Am I broken? Or just a sex crazed old bint?!? Maybe both? I am hoping I'm not the only one!

I can’t even order a stuffed crust pizza without thinking “I wish someone would stuff MY crust”. Doesn’t even make sense!!! Yet somehow my brain thinks it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know this feeling. Like when I'm watching a cartoon with the kids and I'm pretty sure they are making sexual references

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t even order a stuffed crust pizza without thinking “I wish someone would stuff MY crust”. Doesn’t even make sense!!! Yet somehow my brain thinks it!"

Damn that booty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know this feeling. Like when I'm watching a cartoon with the kids and I'm pretty sure they are making sexual references

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sometimes they acutely do in some cartoons put in it on

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My son's teacher phoned me earliee I kept thinking how fuckable he sounded!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My son's teacher phoned me earliee I kept thinking how fuckable he sounded!!!

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detention for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn that booty

Haha hello handsome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn that booty

Haha hello handsome

Handsome? Have you somehow hacked my friends only pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs here xx

Yep I know that feeling , me and the hubby were on about this last night ...since joining here we have become like silly teenagers with the innuendos(sp?) we come out with and the things we find pervy in every situation

...so if you are broke , so are we lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know this feeling. Like when I'm watching a cartoon with the kids and I'm pretty sure they are making sexual references

sometimes they acutely do in some cartoons put in it on "

I always thought it was just my filthy mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel you sister!"

oo-er missus!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn that booty

Haha hello handsome

Handsome? Have you somehow hacked my friends only pics

Dammit I’ve been found out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ugh! Thank fuck for that...I may update what has been thought throughout the day then, seeing that it is not just me. Would be interesting to see who comes up with what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure your not alone in your thinking.I'm convinced though that fab can screw with your head big time as it can be unhealthily addictive.You will understand when you start to experience disturbed sleep patterns....Don't feel I need to expand on this observation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me nothing has changed apart from maybe Ffm and mmf license plates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attention seeking knows no limits

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When my boss told me to pull them to the side I have to admit I went a bit giddy.

Of course he was referring to some things at work....not my knickers (unfortunately!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always been cheeky and full of innuendos but it does seem to have got worse since I joined fab... Do I care? Not a bit

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"For me nothing has changed apart from maybe Ffm and mmf license plates

I have an overwhelming desire to put a question mark after FAF on a car's number plate that I pass every day.

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Everything has a double innuendo lol. Kids t.v. is really bad, I'm sure the script writers do it on purpose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup, little bit broken here too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was introduced to a Miss Tailor ( school teacher ) just could not help saying " yes I would tail her " ? just can not help it !

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

For more super funny sexual innuendos you should follow undercover_hoe on insta

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

"For more super funny sexual innuendos you should follow undercover_hoe on insta "

Hoe_episode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always fork your sausage before handling otherwise they have a nasty habit of spitting fat all over your best top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep! Real life is now just one big innuendo! We're all doomed... doomed I tell ya!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I love this thread

* my name's snow and I too gve filthy mind

Thought I was had enough before I joined fab but I'm definitely worse for finding innuendo in everything now.

Even my bloody number plate gas dvp in it which I didn't realise till a fellow fabbed pointed out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe, but if you didn't give us something as obvious as pork sausage getting you thinking about sex then difficult to say really!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always fork your sausage before handling otherwise they have a nasty habit of spitting fat all over your best top

Just spat my coffee out

Ms B

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

I see innuendos everywhere , I try not to but it's hard , so hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always fork your sausage before handling otherwise they have a nasty habit of spitting fat all over your best top

Just spat my coffee out

Ms B

Ha ha good one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asking the customers to “pop it in” or push it in further”....... gets me every time!! Card into the card reader by the way

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By *ungmagic10Man over a year ago

Northampton

It's not just you lol it happens, I think it makes everything just a bit more fun and exciting really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a conversation with vanilla friends and they say fab .it puts a smile on my face as i think of all my naughty friends on here .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a conversation with vanilla friends and they say fab .it puts a smile on my face as i think of all my naughty friends on here .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in a serious dry spell, so all those innuendos are screaming at me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in a dry spell. Need it on Sunday?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did see a number plate with DVP yesterday

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I did see a number plate with DVP yesterday

Wonder if It was mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont think you are broken. Thats a wonderful mind you have there.

I think the difference is when we start exploring this lifestyle it lets us open are mind and not filter as much as we wpuld when we are in polite society lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been broken pre-fab then

Stayed in a house and the last part of the postcode was 2DP. Made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got married in a place called Lickey End. Says it all really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in a serious dry spell, so all those innuendos are screaming at me!

Poke

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