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It's true about men adding inches....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's official. Soapy is actually only 5' 1.
His ex missus measured him tonight and he even admitted it on the phone.
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and that was in his cuban heels ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's lies I tells ya
A conspiracy between the ex and the bint xx 
That reminds me, only 70 or so days to Christmas. "
4ft8 or below to be one of the miners 7 apparently.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has he shrunk or was he fibbing all along?
fibbing!! "
I was not fibbing i was medically measured 10 years ago at five foot three
The day in question i had had a big heavy job on and it was at my ten year old daughters insistence (Fmuma Wendy Bint influence no doubt) that my ex wife measured me with a faulty tape xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahaha I always thought he was under 5ft anyway 
Wotever lofty xx
I did though! but thats cos I had my heels on
so did soapy
You wernt there xx  "
i didn't need to be it was all over a back copy 'swingers of diminutive stature' magazine i picked up in the doctors last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im 6'1 and the littlest in me family, get the piss taken outa me regularly... giant wankers "
Well i sympathise wi ya mate cause im the shortest too
Me 10 year old daughters got longer legs than me even though at the min shes shorter xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds "
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx |
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx "
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer...."
8 track or hi fi???? xx |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer...."
nah, you can't balance your drink on them properly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer....
nah, you can't balance your drink on them properly"
Whereas you can balance a drink on anything xx  |
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer....
nah, you can't balance your drink on them properly"
whereas make a gnome bend and you have the perfect coffee table |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor".  xx
another fib!! "
Keeps you quiet when it's in ya gob xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!! "
Who needs enemies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!!
Who needs enemies? "
She's only jealous cause mines bigger than hers xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!!
Keeps you quiet when it's in ya gob xx "
Should try it more often.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!!
Keeps you quiet when it's in ya gob xx
Should try it more often. "
I would but ya knows what it's like
We are nearly married ya know xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw a thread recently elsewhere on this and challenged the guys to actually measure because I estimated my dildos at around 6-8 inches but they actually measured 5-7 inches.
To quote my own profile: Why are men so good at reverse parking? Because only a man can see 5 inches and believe it's 9. |
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"whats a few inches between friends anyway"... "
hey Soapy.. its not the size of the boat,, nor is it the motion of the ocean , its the skill of the navigater in getting the ship into the harbour and hit the right point that counts....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whats a few inches between friends anyway"...
hey Soapy.. its not the size of the boat,, nor is it the motion of the ocean , its the skill of the navigater in getting the ship into the harbour and hit the right point that counts....
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She was on about me height pmsl xx |
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"whats a few inches between friends anyway"...
hey Soapy.. its not the size of the boat,, nor is it the motion of the ocean , its the skill of the navigater in getting the ship into the harbour and hit the right point that counts....
She was on about me height pmsl xx "
so was I.. |
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
"never added an inch, but judging by the guys that seem to get meets on these sites... I might start to!
Taint all about size lol xx"
Lol, peace y'all, just having a little moan mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"soapy and fmumma i love your sence of humour keep it going ,,
Humour? She don't know the meaning of the word xx
I must do. I'm marrying you ain't I?? "
Touché xx |
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