FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Standing outside hospitals smoking!
Standing outside hospitals smoking!
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Just heard mentioned on the radio that we might stand a better chance of winning medals at the winter Olympics if standing outside hospitals smoking was introduced as a sport!
What other sports could we introduce to tip the balance more in our favour and, up our chances of bringing home more of those shiny medals?
Maybe pie eating or yard (sorry, 0.9144 meters) of ale. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Smoking cannabis. You smell it everywhere. Although it might be a close run thing with that country that got banned for doped athletes, who then were allowed to enter athletes independently, and they apparently found one to be doped! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Standing for hours in a queue 
We'd nail the queuing medal."
And the tutting, inner rage and shaking the head disapprovingly but not actually saying anything if anyone does barge in at the front medal. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Smoking cannabis. You smell it everywhere. Although it might be a close run thing with that country that got banned for doped athletes, who then were allowed to enter athletes independently, and they apparently found one to be doped!"
Is Russia a banned word ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Dithering whilst shopping in asdas....gold medal
I punched a woman last week in asdas,kept getting in my way,she nearly fell out of her wheelchair
And it was her 93rd birthday
#feltbad |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Women’s gold medal- shopping for 7 hours going into every shop in the arcade and going back to the first shop and buying 1 thing
Men’s gold medal- saying “I’m bored” the most times in said 7 hours and playing on their phone |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Women’s gold medal- shopping for 7 hours going into every shop in the arcade and going back to the first shop and buying 1 thing
Men’s gold medal- saying “I’m bored” the most times in said 7 hours and playing on their phone"
So true |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Dithering whilst shopping in asdas....gold medal
I punched a woman last week in asdas,kept getting in my way,she nearly fell out of her wheelchair
And it was her 93rd birthday
#feltbad"
#wasobviouslyaskingforit  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Braking hard for speed cameras and then speeding up again.
The co ordination skills and speed of reactions involved make this worthy of being an Olympic event |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm hungry
What do you want?
Anything
Chinese?
No
Indian?
Nah
Pizza?
Not in the mood.
Some women will retain the gold medal each Olympics if this were a sport
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Stubbornly expecting everyone else to speak English when we go abroad.
On a more sporty note... what about bog snorkeling, wife carrying, nob throwing and shin kicking? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Smoking cannabis. You smell it everywhere. Although it might be a close run thing with that country that got banned for doped athletes, who then were allowed to enter athletes independently, and they apparently found one to be doped!"
I think Jamaica would wipe the floor with us  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Smoking cannabis. You smell it everywhere. Although it might be a close run thing with that country that got banned for doped athletes, who then were allowed to enter athletes independently, and they apparently found one to be doped!
I think Jamaica would wipe the floor with us "
With Holland a close 2nd... could be a bronze in it for us though!
2nd loser isn't bad is it? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Women’s gold medal- shopping for 7 hours going into every shop in the arcade and going back to the first shop and buying 1 thing
Men’s gold medal- saying “I’m bored” the most times in said 7 hours and playing on their phone"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
