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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

She's over for the week. I showed her Spotify and it blew her tits off. We were rocking about the kitchen all night.

I love that old bastard. Where's my Bluetooth speaker?

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By *ilk_TreMan  over a year ago

Wherever the party is!


"She's over for the week. I showed her Spotify and it blew her tits off. We were rocking about the kitchen all night.

I love that old bastard. Where's my Bluetooth speaker? "

Similar to when I introduced my Dad to YouTube piped through the living room TV via chromecast.

Three hours of David Rodigan anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haha!

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By *ost SockMan  over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"She's over for the week. I showed her Spotify and it blew her tits off. We were rocking about the kitchen all night.

I love that old bastard. Where's my Bluetooth speaker?

Similar to when I introduced my Dad to YouTube piped through the living room TV via chromecast.

Three hours of David Rodigan anyone? "

If he does that Mad dance he did in that famous YouTube clip for the whole three hours, definitely.

Legend.

Actually, I hope your dad did the dance too

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By *ilk_TreMan  over a year ago

Wherever the party is!


"She's over for the week. I showed her Spotify and it blew her tits off. We were rocking about the kitchen all night.

I love that old bastard. Where's my Bluetooth speaker?

Similar to when I introduced my Dad to YouTube piped through the living room TV via chromecast.

Three hours of David Rodigan anyone?

If he does that Mad dance he did in that famous YouTube clip for the whole three hours, definitely.

Legend.

Actually, I hope your dad did the dance too "

Not the dance but he did smile lots and tell me what he got up to in the good old days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's a bluetooth?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love your mum too

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By *reckledWoman  over a year ago

manchester

I showed my mum Spotify a little while ago and she asked me to put a copy of it on a CD for her so she could play it in her car.... :/

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By *ilk_TreMan  over a year ago

Wherever the party is!


"I showed my mum Spotify a little while ago and she asked me to put a copy of it on a CD for her so she could play it in her car.... :/ "

Aww bless!

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By *ost SockMan  over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"She's over for the week. I showed her Spotify and it blew her tits off. We were rocking about the kitchen all night.

I love that old bastard. Where's my Bluetooth speaker?

Similar to when I introduced my Dad to YouTube piped through the living room TV via chromecast.

Three hours of David Rodigan anyone?

If he does that Mad dance he did in that famous YouTube clip for the whole three hours, definitely.

Legend.

Actually, I hope your dad did the dance too

Not the dance but he did smile lots and tell me what he got up to in the good old days. "

Cool. Bet they were good times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum is hard of hearing. You would have to blast out the music for her to hear it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum calls Facebook, The Facebook and YouTube, The YouTube.

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By *wisted2000Woman  over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes


"My mum calls Facebook, The Facebook and YouTube, The YouTube."

Mine does this too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I asked my mum what new iPhone she had,

She said apple

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I love your mum too "

I love Jim's mum

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By *osheaMan  over a year ago

manchester


"My mum calls Facebook, The Facebook and YouTube, The YouTube."

Facebooks original name was TheFacebook so your mum knows her stuff

I once tried to explain WiFi to my mum Gran and Aunty. 15 mins I will never get back

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By *esjMan  over a year ago

salford

This reminds me of the time my mum asked me how to use emoji then i had to doenload them on her phone. Ow i wish i never showed her because she only talks in emojis

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum asks why I always text my dad and not her.

I tell her its because my dad knows how to reply.

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By *esjMan  over a year ago

salford


"My mum asks why I always text my dad and not her.

I tell her its because my dad knows how to reply. "

The worst part is bow my mum and dad know how to sext each other ??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum asks why I always text my dad and not her.

I tell her its because my dad knows how to reply.

The worst part is bow my mum and dad know how to sext each other ??????"

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By *esjMan  over a year ago

salford


"My mum asks why I always text my dad and not her.

I tell her its because my dad knows how to reply.

The worst part is bow my mum and dad know how to sext each other ??????

"

I know it’s disturbing to know trust me!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mama has her finger on the pulse. She is an avid Radio 1 & Radio X fan. She often suggests bands I’ve never heard of. Always had a good ear that lady.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"She's over for the week. I showed her Spotify and it blew her tits off. We were rocking about the kitchen all night.

I love that old bastard. Where's my Bluetooth speaker?

Similar to when I introduced my Dad to YouTube piped through the living room TV via chromecast.

Three hours of David Rodigan anyone?

If he does that Mad dance he did in that famous YouTube clip for the whole three hours, definitely.

Legend.

Actually, I hope your dad did the dance too

Not the dance but he did smile lots and tell me what he got up to in the good old days. "

He was obviously a naughty boy like you then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum calls Facebook, The Facebook and YouTube, The YouTube.

Facebooks original name was TheFacebook so your mum knows her stuff

I once tried to explain WiFi to my mum Gran and Aunty. 15 mins I will never get back"

She's older and wiser than me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum asks why I always text my dad and not her.

I tell her its because my dad knows how to reply.

The worst part is bow my mum and dad know how to sext each other ??????"

The worse part is how you know they sext each other.

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By *09309309Woman  over a year ago

Dublin


"She's over for the week. I showed her Spotify and it blew her tits off. We were rocking about the kitchen all night.

I love that old bastard. Where's my Bluetooth speaker? "

Awww

You're my hero! It always makes me smile to hear about people treating their Mom good xx

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By *esjMan  over a year ago

salford


"My mum asks why I always text my dad and not her.

I tell her its because my dad knows how to reply.

The worst part is bow my mum and dad know how to sext each other ??????

The worse part is how you know they sext each other. "

No thats not the worst part the worst part is your mum giving you her phone to text your dad knowing her last message included the oberjeen emoji

I’ve been scarred ever since

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I showed my mum Spotify a little while ago and she asked me to put a copy of it on a CD for her so she could play it in her car.... :/ "

Genuinely the cutest thing EVER

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum calls Facebook, The Facebook and YouTube, The YouTube."

Is she from Ireland?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love your mum too

I love Jim's mum "

Me too.

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