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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My first message is a considered, articulate piece outlining what I like about their profile, what I can offer and why I believe we’re compatible, and attaching a clear and recent face pic.
My second message, after they’ve politely told me I’m not what they’re looking for, is a tirade of foul mouth abuse and informing them that I never wanted to meet the fat old bitch anyway, and that I wouldn’t even look twice at them in a pub |
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"My first message is a considered, articulate piece outlining what I like about their profile, what I can offer and why I believe we’re compatible, and attaching a clear and recent face pic.
My second message, after they’ve politely told me I’m not what they’re looking for, is a tirade of foul mouth abuse and informing them that I never wanted to meet the fat old bitch anyway, and that I wouldn’t even look twice at them in a pub "
Damn, see so that's where I've been going wrong all these years, I obviously need to up my game  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"My first message is a considered, articulate piece outlining what I like about their profile, what I can offer and why I believe we’re compatible, and attaching a clear and recent face pic.
My second message, after they’ve politely told me I’m not what they’re looking for, is a tirade of foul mouth abuse and informing them that I never wanted to meet the fat old bitch anyway, and that I wouldn’t even look twice at them in a pub
Damn, see so that's where I've been going wrong all these years, I obviously need to up my game "
Never too old to learn!
I've learnt a lot too!  |
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