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"Times are hard for people with disabilitys, with all these benefit cuts.
My mates a dwarf and he struggles to put food on the table
Tell us a belter"
Haha, it's wrong but still funny.  |
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Three vamps walk in to bar they all and for a packet of crisps and a pint of blood. Bar tender say sorry chap we don't sell blood two vamps go to walk when the third says ok all have a pint of water. His freinds turn and say we don't drink water. He then pulls out a bag of tampons and say fellas I've brought tea bags.   |
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Rupert and Cecil are lying in bed together Rupert starts rubbing vaseline on his chest. Cecil ask, "What you doing?"" Rupert said, "I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest. Cecil said, "Don't be fucking stupid, if that was true I would have a ponytail sticking out of my arse..."
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