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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf 
What made you laugh today? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A joke on the earthquake thread that said when Luton was hit it caused £5m pounds worth of improvements. Straight from the Les Dawson school of comedy but it still made me laugh.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf
What made you laugh today?"
off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf
What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl "
Thank you very much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf
What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl
Thank you very much "
have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf
What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl
Thank you very much have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint "
This, this makes me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The guy who messages me every single day saying the same thing despite me never once replying.
I wonder if he's laughing too. "
I didn't think you'd read them. Wont happen again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The amount of female profiles I’ve read stating “No more cock pictures”
Men, keep your dicks in your fucking pants ha ha "
It's even funnier when they a shit load of pictures of a manky fanny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could say but it may upset some people...
*laughs mysteriously* double dare you "
Last time I checked you're no Samuel L Jackson, so you can double dare all you want  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf
What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl
Thank you very much have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint *don't disappoint "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What makes me chuckle is horny guys who go off topic to throw a compliment to a forumite.
I don't mean a slight veer, but something akin to:
Lady forumite: "I heard a clunk every time I change gear, the clutch was changed 10,000 miles ago, is it likely to be a gearbox issue?"
Bloke: "Nice tits"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf
What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl
Thank you very much have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint *don't disappoint
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I am 24 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The amount of female profiles I’ve read stating “No more cock pictures”
Men, keep your dicks in your fucking pants ha ha
It's even funnier when they a shit load of pictures of a manky fanny "
Yes, that’s not so nice either  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Erm....ummm... I'll let you know when I think of something but I don't think anything on here has amused me today...
What about now!"
I laughed at your cock pic the other day. It doesn't have the same effect 2nd time round  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Erm....ummm... I'll let you know when I think of something but I don't think anything on here has amused me today...
What about now!
I laughed at your cock pic the other day. It doesn't have the same effect 2nd time round "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The profiles with a very a year old, nothing since and then advertising a meet....makes me chuckle then avoid
* quickly takes down meet advert * 
Lol, at least you have more than one"
Made me laugh |
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"What makes me chuckle is horny guys who go off topic to throw a compliment to a forumite.
I don't mean a slight veer, but something akin to:
Lady forumite: "I heard a clunk every time I change gear, the clutch was changed 10,000 miles ago, is it likely to be a gearbox issue?"
Bloke: "Nice tits"
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Ha ha! Yup. Happens all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messages with the opening line of “ I wanna destroy your arse and dump a bucket load of cum up yer fanny”...or words to that affect.
Personally I’d rather you didn’t...!! |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Messages with the opening line of “ I wanna destroy your arse and dump a bucket load of cum up yer fanny”...or words to that affect.
Personally I’d rather you didn’t...!! "
And they say romance is dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many guys wink and message and when read profile say they are straight and do not travel and do not accom !"
Maybe they are toying with their sexual preference and fancy dipping their toe in, to see what it feels like? |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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Profiles that read really well, claim they are experienced, been here before or a while then go on to copy and paste that damned legal warning 
Really?! Get a grip you just sound really naive and gullible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!
They never leave a message just constantly snoop.
What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.
Just go buy port |
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"how many guys wink and message and when read profile say they are straight and do not travel and do not accom !
Maybe they are toying with their sexual preference and fancy dipping their toe in, to see what it feels like?"
how big were the toes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The guy who messages me every single day saying the same thing despite me never once replying.
I wonder if he's laughing too. "
Hmm, isn't the popular definition of insanity hidden somewhere in there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf
What made you laugh today?"
I'm staying in a guest house and the guy asked me to plane a couple of doors for free accom ce la vie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The amount of female profiles I’ve read stating “No more cock pictures”
Men, keep your dicks in your fucking pants ha ha
It's even funnier when they a shit load of pictures of a manky fanny "
Thankfully I've never had this happen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!
They never leave a message just constantly snoop.
What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.
Just go buy port "
I don't like port |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!
They never leave a message just constantly snoop.
What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.
Just go buy port
I don't like port "
It is a taste worth aquiring
*adjusts cravat* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!
They never leave a message just constantly snoop.
What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.
Just go buy port
I don't like port "
Don't like port either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!
They never leave a message just constantly snoop.
What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.
Just go buy port
I don't like port
Don't like port either "
Try a vintage port, very tasty indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!
They never leave a message just constantly snoop.
What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.
Just go buy port
I don't like port
Don't like port either
Try a vintage port, very tasty indeed. "
Port is yummy. Increases my libido too  |
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"The guy who messages me every single day saying the same thing despite me never once replying.
I wonder if he's laughing too. "
I have one of those too, one day I'll reply.. Well, maybe!
One of things that makes me chuckle, I've got 6 people that look at my profile at least a dozen times a day.
They've never sent a wink (well don't think so I rarely check)
Never fabbed a pic or sent a message.
I'm just amused by it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!
They never leave a message just constantly snoop.
What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.
Just go buy port
I don't like port
Don't like port either
Try a vintage port, very tasty indeed.
Port is yummy. Increases my libido too "
I had no idea it has those qualities! Even more reason to drink  |
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