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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was chatting to a chap the other day and he let me know he had an ugly cock. Now I hadn’t really thought of cocks as being handsome or not before but it did pose me a question, what does an ugly cock look like? So over to you what makes a cock an ugly cock? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend. "
How on earth can a cock look like Brucie? Does it have to have a tash half way up the shaft?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every mans cock is beautiful to him  I beg to differ, some guys have a complex you know....there are some real weird looking ones on here...anyway back to the subject... "
Is that where the phrase "bumping uglies" comes into play?
Come to think of it, some ladies nether regions look a bit strange too.
Some have lips like a Doctors signature, some look like a bank robbers face in stocking and some look like a yawning donkey!!  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Every mans cock is beautiful to him I beg to differ, some guys have a complex you know....there are some real weird looking ones on here...anyway back to the subject...
Is that where the phrase "bumping uglies" comes into play?
Come to think of it, some ladies nether regions look a bit strange too.
Some have lips like a Doctors signature, some look like a bank robbers face in stocking and some look like a yawning donkey!! "
chopped liver? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So over to you what makes a cock an ugly cock?.
The man attached to it? "
Actually that was always the way i though until he sent pictures through. A good looking man with a not too visually appealing penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every mans cock is beautiful to him I beg to differ, some guys have a complex you know....there are some real weird looking ones on here...anyway back to the subject...
Is that where the phrase "bumping uglies" comes into play?
Come to think of it, some ladies nether regions look a bit strange too.
Some have lips like a Doctors signature, some look like a bank robbers face in stocking and some look like a yawning donkey!! chopped liver? "
Only once a month do they look like chopped liver, us poor men have see our cocks in kinds of states.
Theres the soldier on parade, the lazy lob on, the field mouse etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So over to you what makes a cock an ugly cock?.
The man attached to it?
Actually that was always the way i though until he sent pictures through. A good looking man with a not too visually appealing penis. "
Theres hope for me yet then? 
Cos I`m butt-ugly, however my appendage is feckin gawgus.  |
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"If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend.
How on earth can a cock look like Brucie? Does it have to have a tash half way up the shaft? "
She said it kind of looked like it had a big chin when you looked at it in profile. He must have a big Brucie bell end. There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine. |
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" There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine."
Can you ask her to clarify if it is a standard tin, one of them dinky ones (with 'sausages' in) or one of the new fridge size packs ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is beautiful. It's the Miss World of Cocks and one even George Best would marry seeing how much he loved Miss Worlds.
It's fair to say that I Love My Cock. |
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" There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine.
Can you ask her to clarify if it is a standard tin, one of them dinky ones (with 'sausages' in) or one of the new fridge size packs ?"
I think she meant it was really fat and short. So his beans and sausage were like those little ones with beans and sausages. |
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"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time "
What do you do incidentally when encountering an unsuckable one?
Do you go down and then your head pops up immediately shouting 'EWWWW FUCK THAT!'
How deliciously embarrassing! |
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"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time
What do you do incidentally when encountering an unsuckable one?
Do you go down and then your head pops up immediately shouting 'EWWWW FUCK THAT!'
How deliciously embarrassing! "
Ive usually seen what it looks like before my head gets that far lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time "
Maybe Fab could run a 100 most suckable docks competition, I am sure there would be plenty of.volunteers for judges Hehe |
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"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time
Maybe Fab could run a 100 most suckable docks competition, I am sure there would be plenty of.volunteers for judges Hehe "
Now there is a very excellent idea but i need to know the texture of them as well, so they will all have to let me have a feel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend.
How on earth can a cock look like Brucie? Does it have to have a tash half way up the shaft?
She said it kind of looked like it had a big chin when you looked at it in profile. He must have a big Brucie bell end. There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine."
you look at your colleagues cocks??? now now!! |
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"If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend.
How on earth can a cock look like Brucie? Does it have to have a tash half way up the shaft?
She said it kind of looked like it had a big chin when you looked at it in profile. He must have a big Brucie bell end. There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine.
you look at your colleagues cocks??? now now!!"
Oi! Shut it you! 
I was simply told about it. It maybe like a tin of pineapple chunks for all I know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time
Maybe Fab could run a 100 most suckable docks competition, I am sure there would be plenty of.volunteers for judges Hehe
Now there is a very excellent idea but i need to know the texture of them as well, so they will all have to let me have a feel"
Could be like the X factor queues for miles outside various venues with hopefuls vying to get themselves in the top 100!
Could be a new icon to put on your profile! |
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