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over a year ago
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what are the chances:
of arranging a lovely meet with someone from here, you go to a lot of preparation... nice hotel.. flowers... champagne ...
they arrive.....after a lovely hello, you see the persons face change..
is there something wrong?
yes !!!!..
what?
I have hay fever and the flowers are blocking me up..
I dont like champagne that comes in bottles with yellow labels...
I dont think the curtains match the carpet in this room...
I think that bed looks hard and lumpy..
I am just a moaning faced bastard that looks at life thro a half empty glass and will never be pleased with anything....
do you think I could find someone like that on here ???  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"omg a stalker....you lucky lucky sod....some people are never satisfied lol"
I think it's a guy pretending to be a fem...
only bi guys, bareback, marrieds and i have mentioned all the causes of all the moaning .....
off to get peace in the middle east.. be back by midnight.. easy peasy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what are the chances:
of arranging a lovely meet with someone from here, you go to a lot of preparation... nice hotel.. flowers... champagne ...
they arrive.....after a lovely hello, you see the persons face change..
is there something wrong?
yes !!!!..
what?
I have hay fever and the flowers are blocking me up..
I dont like champagne that comes in bottles with yellow labels...
I dont think the curtains match the carpet in this room...
I think that bed looks hard and lumpy..
I am just a moaning faced bastard that looks at life thro a half empty glass and will never be pleased with anything....
do you think I could find someone like that on here ??? "
How strange that you mention it...........I know just the person for you 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what are the chances:
of arranging a lovely meet with someone from here, you go to a lot of preparation... nice hotel.. flowers... champagne ...
they arrive.....after a lovely hello, you see the persons face change..
is there something wrong?
yes !!!!..
what?
I have hay fever and the flowers are blocking me up..
I dont like champagne that comes in bottles with yellow labels...
I dont think the curtains match the carpet in this room...
I think that bed looks hard and lumpy..
I am just a moaning faced bastard that looks at life thro a half empty glass and will never be pleased with anything....
do you think I could find someone like that on here ???
How strange that you mention it...........I know just the person for you
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sorry honey, its been 29 mins and I havena got ma leg over, so you all fecking timewasters ......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what are the chances:
of arranging a lovely meet with someone from here, you go to a lot of preparation... nice hotel.. flowers... champagne ...
they arrive.....after a lovely hello, you see the persons face change..
is there something wrong?
yes !!!!..
what?
I have hay fever and the flowers are blocking me up..
I dont like champagne that comes in bottles with yellow labels...
I dont think the curtains match the carpet in this room...
I think that bed looks hard and lumpy..
I am just a moaning faced bastard that looks at life thro a half empty glass and will never be pleased with anything....
do you think I could find someone like that on here ???
How strange that you mention it...........I know just the person for you
sorry honey, its been 29 mins and I havena got ma leg over, so you all fecking timewasters ......
xxxxxx"
Shit I was so sure id posted that in good time
Must learn to read and write quicker in future xxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"typical single guy...ffs "
stomps...... huffs, puffs... poofs, I meant... off to delete my profile in protest ....
give me 5 mins and I will be back under an alias..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"typical single guy...ffs"
stomps...... huffs, puffs... poofs, I meant... off to delete my profile in protest ....
give me 5 mins and I will be back under an alias.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"typical single guy...ffs"
stomps...... huffs, puffs... poofs, I meant... off to delete my profile in protest ....
give me 5 mins and I will be back under an alias.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"new pic, they won't recognise me....
Hmmmmm new guy.......I wonder what hes like 
Gonna check his profile out"
rushes to edit profile to 35 year old str8 guy with black shoulder length hair and cock down to his knees....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"new pic, they won't recognise me....
Hmmmmm new guy.......I wonder what hes like
Gonna check his profile out
rushes to edit profile to 35 year old str8 guy with black shoulder length hair and cock down to his knees......."
ah I do like a cockney.....I married one |
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