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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A thread to celebrate the differences between the sexes both here on Fab and in general!
For example, men posting a gallery full of close up cock pics on Fab : BAD
Women posting a gallery full of close up gratuitous cleavage or tit pics : GOOD
And why do men always get slated for not putting the toilet seat back down after having a wee, yet ladies don’t get slated for not putting it back up again after they’ve done their business!?
What other differences are there?
Oh, and it’s meant to be a light hearted fun thread so please keep it good natured!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women get praised for multitasking while men get bollocked for not concentrating on the task in hand. I complained that I like tweaking her nipples while licking her pussy. But I got my head shoved into her pussy and was told to concentrate  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Women : “I just don’t understand how men can get excited about watching football, after all it’s just men chasing a ball around a pitch”
Also women : *wets themselves with excitement when Wimbledon fortnight begins*
(yes, a slightly sexist gross generalisation there, but you get my point!! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women can multitask.
Men can't even talk while doing something else "
That's a lie..... i can stand up.... make a coffee and breathe.... all at the same time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women can multitask.
Men can't even talk while doing something else
That's a lie..... i can stand up.... make a coffee and breathe.... all at the same time "
But can you walk and chew gum at the same time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women can multitask.
Men can't even talk while doing something else
That's a lie..... i can stand up.... make a coffee and breathe.... all at the same time
But can you walk and chew gum at the same time? "
Hey I'm fantastic..... i can drive and chew gum..... and play pop master  |
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A woman knows lots about her children, she knows about there romances, dentist appointments, best friends, favourite foods, cloths, music etc
A man is vaguely of some short people living in the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women can hold down a full time job, keep a spotless house and home made food on the table without blinking an eye
Men expect praise for putting their cup in the sink.
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Oi I can do all of that... and give myself said praise  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When men go and watch female strippers it’s misogynistic and demeaning to women.
When ladies go and watch male strippers it’s just the girls out having a laff, innit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women can do multiple jobs badly at the same time.
Men prefer to do one job properly, without distractions. ^ Wins Mr Unpopular award for today "
If I come away with anything, it's a win surely...  |
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