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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please
1. Don’t post penis pictures
2. Don’t send one liners..
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Hmm. I don't mind either of those. Anyone that needs a fools guide is quite frankly....  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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1) Do what you want with your profile - they'll always be people who dislike it and you might come across someone who likes it and you without a facade.
2) Be you. Fuck others (literally and in a fuck you sense) - as long as you don't hurt anyone it's cool. |
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"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please
1. Don’t post penis pictures
2. Don’t send one liners..
Hmm. I don't mind either of those. Anyone that needs a fools guide is quite frankly.... "
Don’t let gorgeous woman call you a fool lo
Don’t send friend request without talking first
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1b. Treat people as you would like to be treated yourself, just because it’s a sex site don’t turn into some sort of depraved sex pest!
2b. The more vociferously someone denies the presence of a clique in here, the more central to the clique they are!  |
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"1) Do what you want with your profile - they'll always be people who dislike it and you might come across someone who likes it and you without a facade.
2) Be you. Fuck others (literally and in a fuck you sense) - as long as you don't hurt anyone it's cool. "
Where did you get this real life information from you must be a male in disguise lol |
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"1) Do what you want with your profile - they'll always be people who dislike it and you might come across someone who likes it and you without a facade.
2) Be you. Fuck others (literally and in a fuck you sense) - as long as you don't hurt anyone it's cool. "
 Wot she said   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". Enjoy it! And if it stops being fun - leave or hide your profile for a while!
. Have sex! People often seem to forget to have sex!
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It's not for that man, it's another version of Facebook haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1c. Think long and hard whether you want to post face pics alongside gratuitous nudity pics in your gallery, especially if you’re averse to being spread all over the Internet for all perpetuity or are going to go into meltdown when the tabloid press uses your pics in the latest lifestyle exposé
2c. The way to a woman’s heart on here: cake! |
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"Don't ask for advice on the forum.
Some like marmite while others Nutella, keep looking
You more likely to get sex in a relationship then looking on this site 
Marmite on nutella for me"
You just playing percentage games there lol |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please
1. Don’t post penis pictures
2. Don’t send one liners..
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Sorry but most new people don't use the forums.
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Listen here fool...
10. It’s like drawing up a contract of employment on here ... 60 pages of fine print 2 pages of contract
11. If they ask you for a picture say no until they send you theirs first as it’s s trap brother lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't say you're new to this, it will get you nowhere.
Don't say you have been here before and thought you'd give it another shot, as that means nobody wanted you the first time round.
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Make sure your profile has a sufficient quota of cliches, my personal favourite that shows me I’m in for a good time is ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’
Make sure any verifications you leave also have a sufficient quota of cliches, my favourites that show I’ve had a good time include he had me cumming like a steam train, how I sucked like a dyson* and always include treat her with respect. Coz you know someone was thinking of not doing so til they read that.
* other vacuum cleaners available
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Let the person be attracted to you rather than force anything.
Its always nice to be nice.
Flirt, don't flaunt.
Take hints. It saves time.
Be modest yet confident. There's always someone bigger and better.
If someone is short and sharp, don't be rude, simply ignore, move on and forget. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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". Enjoy it! And if it stops being fun - leave or hide your profile for a while!
. Have sex! People often seem to forget to have sex!
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Yes the sex bit is quite important - hehe.
Agreed!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure your profile has a sufficient quota of cliches, my personal favourite that shows me I’m in for a good time is ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’
Make sure any verifications you leave also have a sufficient quota of cliches, my favourites that show I’ve had a good time include he had me cumming like a steam train, how I sucked like a dyson* and always include treat her with respect. Coz you know someone was thinking of not doing so til they read that.
* other vacuum cleaners available
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Don't forget "his cock is so suckable"
Hey softie *waves* x |
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"Make sure your profile has a sufficient quota of cliches, my personal favourite that shows me I’m in for a good time is ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’
Make sure any verifications you leave also have a sufficient quota of cliches, my favourites that show I’ve had a good time include he had me cumming like a steam train, how I sucked like a dyson* and always include treat her with respect. Coz you know someone was thinking of not doing so til they read that.
* other vacuum cleaners available
Don't forget "his cock is so suckable"
Hey softie *waves* x "
Oh yes that old chestnut. Hello sexy stranger, long time no see x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure your profile has a sufficient quota of cliches, my personal favourite that shows me I’m in for a good time is ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’
Make sure any verifications you leave also have a sufficient quota of cliches, my favourites that show I’ve had a good time include he had me cumming like a steam train, how I sucked like a dyson* and always include treat her with respect. Coz you know someone was thinking of not doing so til they read that.
* other vacuum cleaners available
Don't forget "his cock is so suckable"
Hey softie *waves* x
Oh yes that old chestnut. Hello sexy stranger, long time no see x "
Hello gorgeous!
How are things in the dom world? Let's do some roping soon |
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"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please
1. Don’t post penis pictures
2. Don’t send one liners..
Hmm. I don't mind either of those. Anyone that needs a fools guide is quite frankly.... "
Fools Game - Michael Bolton?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NukzQZM-1Qk |
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Don't forget "his cock is so suckable"
Hey softie *waves* x
Oh yes that old chestnut. Hello sexy stranger, long time no see x
Hello gorgeous!
How are things in the dom world? Let's do some roping soon "
Busy as always! Off to paris Friday to do rope
I post up events under NotForSofties so come find me when you can and I’ll tie you up, tie you down, whatever you’re in the mood for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Expect your 1st meet to be over a year latter since you join.
Fab is a sex site but it has Verry littall sex going on so don't get your hopes up lol "
Fab has LOADS of sex going on, except for those in the forums who prefer to spend hours online talking about it rather than doing it (and yes, I’m guilty as charged m’lud!) |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Expect your 1st meet to be over a year latter since you join.
Fab is a sex site but it has Verry littall sex going on so don't get your hopes up lol
Fab has LOADS of sex going on, "
Id like to no wear as ive not had any so far
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just go a social night at a club. Face to to face conversation is so much more personal than becoming an unread message stuck in a inbox.
Treat your profile as a cv and read them like that. If your looking for someone curvy or bbw why message people that are slim athletic.
Stick to your morals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be polite at all times ,never say am I invisible ,don't mock ,be serious at all times ,lambast ,give unwanted advice ,judge and above all never talk about sex you'll be fine |
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"1b. Treat people as you would like to be treated yourself, just because it’s a sex site don’t turn into some sort of depraved sex pest!
2b. The more vociferously someone denies the presence of a clique in here, the more central to the clique they are! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please
1. Don’t post penis pictures
2. Don’t send one liners..
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Wrong about the cock pics you need to have no less than 37 different angles on show well at least thats what i hear |
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