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By *ionicfinger OP   Man  over a year ago

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Never have I ever abused a female or had a fight ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should, infact, abuse a female to get into a fight with her (let her win though)

Never have I ever taken a trip through a town centre on an elephant singing Celine Dion hits at the top of my voice on a busy Saturday afternoon

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man  over a year ago

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"You should, infact, abuse a female to get into a fight with her (let her win though)

Never have I ever taken a trip through a town centre on an elephant singing Celine Dion hits at the top of my voice on a busy Saturday afternoon "

The whole treat them mean keep them keen game play... lol

Don’t hate Celine especially at Christmas time !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont get the rules and for that reason im out

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man  over a year ago

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It’s not dragons den !!!

Just say “ never have I ever... (in your case)... played never have I ever!!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I dont get the rules and for that reason im out"

I've never ever attempted to say that in a Duncan Bannatyne voice

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith

Never, have I ever, played with someone I met in a swing club

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever abused a female or had a fight ..."

Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime. "

same

Never have I ever had sex

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"Never have I ever abused a female or had a fight ..."

You're allowed to now. And if you don't you hate women. And that's a solid gold fact!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never have I ever had a 3some

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

"

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit."

were you a girl scout?

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit. "

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !"

Also y do you find it hard to believe ?

Onist question.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !"

theirs someone for everyone my friend

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend "

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount."

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Never have I had sex with a bearded man.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ? "

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS."

oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Never have I ever wanted to shag a dragon off the Den show

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game "

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids."

lol hey not good but I fear your notoriety here may be your down fall

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids.

lol hey not good but I fear your notoriety here may be your down fall "

Wot dus notoriety meen ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids.

lol hey not good but I fear your notoriety here may be your down fall

Wot dus notoriety meen ? "

your popularity

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids.

lol hey not good but I fear your notoriety here may be your down fall

Wot dus notoriety meen ?

your popularity "

I don't no. Mabey.

I'm not changing Hoo i am thoe.

I'm me Wether you like it or not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids.

lol hey not good but I fear your notoriety here may be your down fall

Wot dus notoriety meen ?

your popularity

I don't no. Mabey.

I'm not changing Hoo i am thoe.

I'm me Wether you like it or not

"

exactly you can't change who you are and difficult in your case to change how you are perceived but good luck anyway ,like I said someone for everyone here there or anywhere

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids.

lol hey not good but I fear your notoriety here may be your down fall

Wot dus notoriety meen ?

your popularity

I don't no. Mabey.

I'm not changing Hoo i am thoe.

I'm me Wether you like it or not

exactly you can't change who you are and difficult in your case to change how you are perceived but good luck anyway ,like I said someone for everyone here there or anywhere "

Thanks but as i sed to.

I'm douting thar is. But Hoo nows my luck mite change 1 day.

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man  over a year ago

...

You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids.

lol hey not good but I fear your notoriety here may be your down fall

Wot dus notoriety meen ?

your popularity

I don't no. Mabey.

I'm not changing Hoo i am thoe.

I'm me Wether you like it or not

exactly you can't change who you are and difficult in your case to change how you are perceived but good luck anyway ,like I said someone for everyone here there or anywhere

Thanks but as i sed to.

I'm douting thar is. But Hoo nows my luck mite change 1 day."

it may you never know

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”"

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

theirs someone for everyone my friend

That's wot eveyone keeps telling me for the larst 15 + years.

I'm being to think thar issount.

do you not find you are better with women in person ?

I don't get wot you meen ?

I'm good at making friends.

But that's wear it ends. JUST FRIENDS.oh well that I suppose is your nature ,appealing to a woman sexually is a whole other ball game

And that's 1 game i don't no how to play cos I never get a chance to even try to play it.

I'm even a sperm donor cos i fear it may be my Onley way ill ever get to have any kids.

lol hey not good but I fear your notoriety here may be your down fall

Wot dus notoriety meen ?

your popularity

I don't no. Mabey.

I'm not changing Hoo i am thoe.

I'm me Wether you like it or not

exactly you can't change who you are and difficult in your case to change how you are perceived but good luck anyway ,like I said someone for everyone here there or anywhere

Thanks but as i sed to.

I'm douting thar is. But Hoo nows my luck mite change 1 day.

it may you never know "

True.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

"

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ? "

I've had 2 socials so far.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far. "

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ? "

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

"

oh well good all round then

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then "

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man  over a year ago

...

Never have I ever driven in a cabriolet top down in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin "

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin? "

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin."

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?"

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why. "

We'll I'm not most people.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people."

I know you’re not honey, I can see that from your posts.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people."

Put your self in my shoos for a minute.

In school your the social out cast.

You find Mor bullies than friends.

You got medical problems that make it hard to socialise in the 1st place but also stops you from going to places wear most people go out to. To put it bluntly. get laed.

You don't see the joy of being d*unk or wotever and have never dun anything illegal..

So now your even mor out the social mite get sex surkall.

And then cos of that latter on your then sorounded with people with the vue of.... I'm not dateing you cos you don't no wot you are doing.....

All I've ever wanted is to find sumone nice.

Have a fue kids and have that classic happy family.

Not try and brake the world record of how meney people can i sleep with...... Unlike 99% of most guys

But no one wants that.....

Eveyone is to bizey shaging or looking for the next ,,better,, shag and moning y thar ,,partnars,, Onley wants them for thear bodey and y thay carnt find anyone to setall down with to notice the nice guys and if thay do thay then say no cos thay lack experience.

How do you get experience if no one will help you get it or give you a charnce in the 1st place ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people.

Put your self in my shoos for a minute.

In school your the social out cast.

You find Mor bullies than friends.

You got medical problems that make it hard to socialise in the 1st place but also stops you from going to places wear most people go out to. To put it bluntly. get laed.

You don't see the joy of being d*unk or wotever and have never dun anything illegal..

So now your even mor out the social mite get sex surkall.

And then cos of that latter on your then sorounded with people with the vue of.... I'm not dateing you cos you don't no wot you are doing.....

All I've ever wanted is to find sumone nice.

Have a fue kids and have that classic happy family.

Not try and brake the world record of how meney people can i sleep with...... Unlike 99% of most guys

But no one wants that.....

Eveyone is to bizey shaging or looking for the next ,,better,, shag and moning y thar ,,partnars,, Onley wants them for thear bodey and y thay carnt find anyone to setall down with to notice the nice guys and if thay do thay then say no cos thay lack experience.

How do you get experience if no one will help you get it or give you a charnce in the 1st place ?

"

No advice here Seaside but just wanted to say you sound lovely, genuine and come across very well.

Celestine x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyway....

never have I ever gone swimming in the sea, despite loving the beach.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never have I ever had dp or dvp.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people.

Put your self in my shoos for a minute.

In school your the social out cast.

You find Mor bullies than friends.

You got medical problems that make it hard to socialise in the 1st place but also stops you from going to places wear most people go out to. To put it bluntly. get laed.

You don't see the joy of being d*unk or wotever and have never dun anything illegal..

So now your even mor out the social mite get sex surkall.

And then cos of that latter on your then sorounded with people with the vue of.... I'm not dateing you cos you don't no wot you are doing.....

All I've ever wanted is to find sumone nice.

Have a fue kids and have that classic happy family.

Not try and brake the world record of how meney people can i sleep with...... Unlike 99% of most guys

But no one wants that.....

Eveyone is to bizey shaging or looking for the next ,,better,, shag and moning y thar ,,partnars,, Onley wants them for thear bodey and y thay carnt find anyone to setall down with to notice the nice guys and if thay do thay then say no cos thay lack experience.

How do you get experience if no one will help you get it or give you a charnce in the 1st place ?

"

Have you thought about an actual dating web site? There may be ladies here who would suit what you need but I don’t need to tell you what a challenge this site is.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people.

Put your self in my shoos for a minute.

In school your the social out cast.

You find Mor bullies than friends.

You got medical problems that make it hard to socialise in the 1st place but also stops you from going to places wear most people go out to. To put it bluntly. get laed.

You don't see the joy of being d*unk or wotever and have never dun anything illegal..

So now your even mor out the social mite get sex surkall.

And then cos of that latter on your then sorounded with people with the vue of.... I'm not dateing you cos you don't no wot you are doing.....

All I've ever wanted is to find sumone nice.

Have a fue kids and have that classic happy family.

Not try and brake the world record of how meney people can i sleep with...... Unlike 99% of most guys

But no one wants that.....

Eveyone is to bizey shaging or looking for the next ,,better,, shag and moning y thar ,,partnars,, Onley wants them for thear bodey and y thay carnt find anyone to setall down with to notice the nice guys and if thay do thay then say no cos thay lack experience.

How do you get experience if no one will help you get it or give you a charnce in the 1st place ?

No advice here Seaside but just wanted to say you sound lovely, genuine and come across very well.

Celestine x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people.

Put your self in my shoos for a minute.

In school your the social out cast.

You find Mor bullies than friends.

You got medical problems that make it hard to socialise in the 1st place but also stops you from going to places wear most people go out to. To put it bluntly. get laed.

You don't see the joy of being d*unk or wotever and have never dun anything illegal..

So now your even mor out the social mite get sex surkall.

And then cos of that latter on your then sorounded with people with the vue of.... I'm not dateing you cos you don't no wot you are doing.....

All I've ever wanted is to find sumone nice.

Have a fue kids and have that classic happy family.

Not try and brake the world record of how meney people can i sleep with...... Unlike 99% of most guys

But no one wants that.....

Eveyone is to bizey shaging or looking for the next ,,better,, shag and moning y thar ,,partnars,, Onley wants them for thear bodey and y thay carnt find anyone to setall down with to notice the nice guys and if thay do thay then say no cos thay lack experience.

How do you get experience if no one will help you get it or give you a charnce in the 1st place ?

Have you thought about an actual dating web site? There may be ladies here who would suit what you need but I don’t need to tell you what a challenge this site is. "

this sites a challenge is it ,hey sometimes it is but in general its good fun

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people.

Put your self in my shoos for a minute.

In school your the social out cast.

You find Mor bullies than friends.

You got medical problems that make it hard to socialise in the 1st place but also stops you from going to places wear most people go out to. To put it bluntly. get laed.

You don't see the joy of being d*unk or wotever and have never dun anything illegal..

So now your even mor out the social mite get sex surkall.

And then cos of that latter on your then sorounded with people with the vue of.... I'm not dateing you cos you don't no wot you are doing.....

All I've ever wanted is to find sumone nice.

Have a fue kids and have that classic happy family.

Not try and brake the world record of how meney people can i sleep with...... Unlike 99% of most guys

But no one wants that.....

Eveyone is to bizey shaging or looking for the next ,,better,, shag and moning y thar ,,partnars,, Onley wants them for thear bodey and y thay carnt find anyone to setall down with to notice the nice guys and if thay do thay then say no cos thay lack experience.

How do you get experience if no one will help you get it or give you a charnce in the 1st place ?

Have you thought about an actual dating web site? There may be ladies here who would suit what you need but I don’t need to tell you what a challenge this site is. "

I have Tryed dateing sits.

Had 0 luck on them.

I've met Mor people on hear than any other site ive been on

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Ps sorry to have hi jaked your thread op.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people.

Put your self in my shoos for a minute.

In school your the social out cast.

You find Mor bullies than friends.

You got medical problems that make it hard to socialise in the 1st place but also stops you from going to places wear most people go out to. To put it bluntly. get laed.

You don't see the joy of being d*unk or wotever and have never dun anything illegal..

So now your even mor out the social mite get sex surkall.

And then cos of that latter on your then sorounded with people with the vue of.... I'm not dateing you cos you don't no wot you are doing.....

All I've ever wanted is to find sumone nice.

Have a fue kids and have that classic happy family.

Not try and brake the world record of how meney people can i sleep with...... Unlike 99% of most guys

But no one wants that.....

Eveyone is to bizey shaging or looking for the next ,,better,, shag and moning y thar ,,partnars,, Onley wants them for thear bodey and y thay carnt find anyone to setall down with to notice the nice guys and if thay do thay then say no cos thay lack experience.

How do you get experience if no one will help you get it or give you a charnce in the 1st place ?

Have you thought about an actual dating web site? There may be ladies here who would suit what you need but I don’t need to tell you what a challenge this site is.

I have Tryed dateing sits.

Had 0 luck on them.

I've met Mor people on hear than any other site ive been on "

Well if you’ve met more people on here then it seems you’re getting something from it but what ultimately is your aim from this site?

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date."

Ear plugs perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

Also y do you find it hard to believe ?

Onist question."

It seems that the young ladies of Margate don't know a decent man when they see one.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You have loads of Veris and appears very popular on here.

Break the barrier and be a bit up front on your next trip out and maybe just say

“ who wants to take my virginity”

Let me tell you wot eveyone will say.

No cos thay want sumone Hoo nows wot thay are doing !

Anyway i need a carnekchoun of sum sort.

Un like sum/most i don't have the vue of any hole is a goal.

hey yes a connection is good do you go on meets ?

I've had 2 socials so far.

and how did they work out ? Have you tried the group socials or considered them ?

Thay wor both a fun day out

And thay wor both groop socials

oh well good all round then

Yep with 23 verys and still a virgin

Me thinks you are joking about being a virgin?

I wish i wos.

But I'm not. Its 100% true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Y is this so hard for sum people to asepet ?

Because most people of that age are not virgins...that’s why.

We'll I'm not most people.

Put your self in my shoos for a minute.

In school your the social out cast.

You find Mor bullies than friends.

You got medical problems that make it hard to socialise in the 1st place but also stops you from going to places wear most people go out to. To put it bluntly. get laed.

You don't see the joy of being d*unk or wotever and have never dun anything illegal..

So now your even mor out the social mite get sex surkall.

And then cos of that latter on your then sorounded with people with the vue of.... I'm not dateing you cos you don't no wot you are doing.....

All I've ever wanted is to find sumone nice.

Have a fue kids and have that classic happy family.

Not try and brake the world record of how meney people can i sleep with...... Unlike 99% of most guys

But no one wants that.....

Eveyone is to bizey shaging or looking for the next ,,better,, shag and moning y thar ,,partnars,, Onley wants them for thear bodey and y thay carnt find anyone to setall down with to notice the nice guys and if thay do thay then say no cos thay lack experience.

How do you get experience if no one will help you get it or give you a charnce in the 1st place ?

Have you thought about an actual dating web site? There may be ladies here who would suit what you need but I don’t need to tell you what a challenge this site is.

I have Tryed dateing sits.

Had 0 luck on them.

I've met Mor people on hear than any other site ive been on

Well if you’ve met more people on here then it seems you’re getting something from it but what ultimately is your aim from this site? "

To find sumone Hoos willing to get me up to speed to start with.

But as Thar are lots of singles on hear. Or ment to be I'm realey hopeing i find sumone Hoo likes me for me and settalls down with me and we have a Verry happy active sex life and a happy future as a family wen kids turn up.

Arfter all i got a lot of catching up to do.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Never have I ever been convicted of a crime.

same

Never have I ever had sex

I find that a bit hard to believe. Not about the conviction,the other bit.

We'll its true.

I'm a 30 year old virgin.

It's a bit depressing at times but wot can you do if no one in intreated. On or of fab !

Also y do you find it hard to believe ?

Onist question.

It seems that the young ladies of Margate don't know a decent man when they see one."

No thay are to bizey looking for the next best thing in the nite clubs or complain about thar partners cos thay don't treet them nice or cheeting.

Ot think all guys are Ar*Ho*s cos thay are a single mum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't be fooled Mr Seeside. If anyone thinks that being a good lover is all about experience,knowing what they are doing,knowing which buttons to press and having plenty of notches on the bedpost,,,then they are wrong.

True passion comes from the heart and it is clear that you have a heart.

Ther must be at least one woman somewhere that appreciates the better things in life and is not dazzled by the bright lights of the Margate nightlife.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't be fooled Mr Seeside. If anyone thinks that being a good lover is all about experience,knowing what they are doing,knowing which buttons to press and having plenty of notches on the bedpost,,,then they are wrong.

True passion comes from the heart and it is clear that you have a heart.

Ther must be at least one woman somewhere that appreciates the better things in life and is not dazzled by the bright lights of the Margate nightlife."

this. My ex who i was with for over 5 years was a virgin I never held it against him and I didn't get with him for his experience so there are some ladies who will see past it

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Don't be fooled Mr Seeside. If anyone thinks that being a good lover is all about experience,knowing what they are doing,knowing which buttons to press and having plenty of notches on the bedpost,,,then they are wrong.

True passion comes from the heart and it is clear that you have a heart.

Ther must be at least one woman somewhere that appreciates the better things in life and is not dazzled by the bright lights of the Margate nightlife."

We'll if thar is ive not found her yet.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Don't be fooled Mr Seeside. If anyone thinks that being a good lover is all about experience,knowing what they are doing,knowing which buttons to press and having plenty of notches on the bedpost,,,then they are wrong.

True passion comes from the heart and it is clear that you have a heart.

Ther must be at least one woman somewhere that appreciates the better things in life and is not dazzled by the bright lights of the Margate nightlife.

this. My ex who i was with for over 5 years was a virgin I never held it against him and I didn't get with him for his experience so there are some ladies who will see past it"

Mabey But fue and far.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't be fooled Mr Seeside. If anyone thinks that being a good lover is all about experience,knowing what they are doing,knowing which buttons to press and having plenty of notches on the bedpost,,,then they are wrong.

True passion comes from the heart and it is clear that you have a heart.

Ther must be at least one woman somewhere that appreciates the better things in life and is not dazzled by the bright lights of the Margate nightlife.

We'll if thar is ive not found her yet."

'Yet' being the operative word. Stay hopeful,stay positive.

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

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"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date."

A man with his priorities right. Bum fun will never be enough to put up with the immortal sin of snoring.

I commend you sir!

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

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"Don't be fooled Mr Seeside. If anyone thinks that being a good lover is all about experience,knowing what they are doing,knowing which buttons to press and having plenty of notches on the bedpost,,,then they are wrong.

True passion comes from the heart and it is clear that you have a heart.

Ther must be at least one woman somewhere that appreciates the better things in life and is not dazzled by the bright lights of the Margate nightlife.

this. My ex who i was with for over 5 years was a virgin I never held it against him and I didn't get with him for his experience so there are some ladies who will see past it

Mabey But fue and far."

I reckon you are getting some this year mate. Just a feeling.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date.

A man with his priorities right. Bum fun will never be enough to put up with the immortal sin of snoring.

I commend you sir!"

As I suggested - ear plugs ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date."

Breathe Right nasal strips. £4 a pack. A small price to pay,in the circumstances.

Never have I ever been dumped because of my snoring.

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

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"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date.

A man with his priorities right. Bum fun will never be enough to put up with the immortal sin of snoring.

I commend you sir!

As I suggested - ear plugs ? "

Surely a butt plug would be better.

O wait.....

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

She warned me beforehand so I was prepared with earplugs. No good as her snoring was violent and made the room shake.

Pity in a way as I’ve never had such an instant sexual match but felt we had both fucked each other out in the five days. Weather was bad by the way so little or no skiing.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Never ever have I made or witnessed a room shake from snoring...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never have I ever had anal, giving or receiving

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

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"Never ever have I made or witnessed a room shake from snoring..."

You have in other ways though?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Never ever have I made or witnessed a room shake from snoring...

You have in other ways though? "

Oh definitely Mr Pie.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date.

Breathe Right nasal strips. £4 a pack. A small price to pay,in the circumstances.

Never have I ever been dumped because of my snoring."

theirs a first time for everything

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

It’s horrific and just not right from a woman.

Expected from a man of course as it goes back to the caveman days when men would snore and fart loudly to keep the dinosaurs away from the cave and thus the family safe.

It wasn’t just the snoring. We met for coffee and then she came on a ski trip with me a few weeks later. So, a little awkward when the hotel room shut but we had an amazing few days. She wanted a full on exclusive relationship and I’m just getting to enjoy the Fab lifestyle. I could have lied and led her on but she deserves more than that.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Never have I lived in a cave with a man who snores and farts loud to keep dinosaurs away.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

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"Don't be fooled Mr Seeside. If anyone thinks that being a good lover is all about experience,knowing what they are doing,knowing which buttons to press and having plenty of notches on the bedpost,,,then they are wrong.

True passion comes from the heart and it is clear that you have a heart.

Ther must be at least one woman somewhere that appreciates the better things in life and is not dazzled by the bright lights of the Margate nightlife.

We'll if thar is ive not found her yet.

'Yet' being the operative word. Stay hopeful,stay positive."

Trying to

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

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"Never have I lived in a cave with a man who snores and farts loud to keep dinosaurs away.

"

Same

Never have i ever climed a mountain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date.

Breathe Right nasal strips. £4 a pack. A small price to pay,in the circumstances.

Never have I ever been dumped because of my snoring.theirs a first time for everything "

Ha,,,I'm single so I can't be dumped and those Breathe Right strips ensure a restful night with no snoring.

Never have I ever received 'A' on a skiing trip. (never have I ever been on a skiing trip ).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date.

Breathe Right nasal strips. £4 a pack. A small price to pay,in the circumstances.

Never have I ever been dumped because of my snoring.theirs a first time for everything

Ha,,,I'm single so I can't be dumped and those Breathe Right strips ensure a restful night with no snoring.

Never have I ever received 'A' on a skiing trip. (never have I ever been on a skiing trip )."

me neither never holiday in cold places

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

It must work - when did you last see a dinosaur?

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

I’m off again in a few weeks. Andorra. Going on my own this time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date.

Breathe Right nasal strips. £4 a pack. A small price to pay,in the circumstances.

Never have I ever been dumped because of my snoring.theirs a first time for everything

Ha,,,I'm single so I can't be dumped and those Breathe Right strips ensure a restful night with no snoring.

Never have I ever received 'A' on a skiing trip. (never have I ever been on a skiing trip ).me neither never holiday in cold places "

I just know I'd break an ankle or dislocate a hip or something if I engaged in such strenuous activity.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

I’m off again in a few weeks. Andorra. Going on my own this time.

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

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"Never ever have I made or witnessed a room shake from snoring...

You have in other ways though?

Oh definitely Mr Pie.....

"

I thought so. Indeed hoped so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m off again in a few weeks. Andorra. Going on my own this time."

Well,at least you won't be disturbed by loud snoring.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

Or have sex.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Never ever have I made or witnessed a room shake from snoring...

You have in other ways though?

Oh definitely Mr Pie.....

I thought so. Indeed hoped so "

You ‘hoped so’? You flatterer Mr Pie

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

Beat my household staff purely for fun.

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

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"Never ever have I made or witnessed a room shake from snoring...

You have in other ways though?

Oh definitely Mr Pie.....

I thought so. Indeed hoped so

You ‘hoped so’? You flatterer Mr Pie "

I try

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Beat my household staff purely for fun."

What the Maid and Butler? Was nice to the Cook for obvious reasons!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never have I ever - fucked a woman up the bum. Finger, yes. My wife was always disgusted at the thought, disgusted at most things actually. Few girlfriends have never been into it.

Did have a few days away skiing recently with a woman from POF, second date can you believe? We had lots of fun fucking and in conversation she said she enjoyed anal and we would do so in next date. Couldn’t stand her snoring though so no next date.

Breathe Right nasal strips. £4 a pack. A small price to pay,in the circumstances.

Never have I ever been dumped because of my snoring.theirs a first time for everything

Ha,,,I'm single so I can't be dumped and those Breathe Right strips ensure a restful night with no snoring.

Never have I ever received 'A' on a skiing trip. (never have I ever been on a skiing trip ).me neither never holiday in cold places

I just know I'd break an ankle or dislocate a hip or something if I engaged in such strenuous activity. "

id look after your hips but a moment on the hips a lifetime on the lips

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Ps sorry to have hi jaked your thread op."

Never have I ever ..wanted to start a “get seaside a lovely lady to takes his virginity “ thread

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Ps sorry to have hi jaked your thread op.

Never have I ever ..wanted to start a “get seaside a lovely lady to takes his virginity “ thread "

There is time now to start one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never have I ever had a gangbang

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Ps sorry to have hi jaked your thread op.

Never have I ever ..wanted to start a “get seaside a lovely lady to takes his virginity “ thread

There is time now to start one "

Seaside ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

been caught...

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry


"Beat my household staff purely for fun.

What the Maid and Butler? Was nice to the Cook for obvious reasons! "

Ah you have staff in service yourself then? Yes I never upset the cook and always let Old Mrs Miggins have her afternoon off on a Sunday. As for the rest of the staff I have high standards. I always beat them for good reason not because I am sadistic like they seem to think. They just seem to get the little details wrong all the time. Sometimes it almost seems deliberate.

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