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Would you put your penis in a Martian pussy?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok we have some guys who don’t get a lot, so if a space lady alien landed and spread them thighs for you and it looked like a normal pussy and she didn’t look too bad would you put your cock in and thrust a bit?
Be honest! |
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Though a re-read of "if she didnt look too bad" now has me pissing myself.
"I have travelled across millenia, through galaxies and solar systems to come to this planet and be impregnated by your man cock"
"Sorry love, you're not much of a looker. Do you have a sister?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"would be rude not to, after all we want them to cum in peace
They might have......TEETH in there!
A vicious cunt?"
I don't know if i would put my cock in first. I would go second and get some other guy to do it and plump for sloppy seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok we have some guys who don’t get a lot, so if a space lady alien landed and spread them thighs for you and it looked like a normal pussy and she didn’t look too bad would you put your cock in and thrust a bit?
Be honest! "
hate to put a damper on all your vivid imaginations but don't forget .....
Men come from Mars -
Women from Venus .............. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm If she looked like Ming the Merciless' daughter in the film "Flash Gordon"
In a heartbeat! "
Even if there was vampire teeth inside? She was a bit hot mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you mean would I boldly go where no man has gone before?
Might do. Depends if she had a nice personality or not. She could be a nutter y'know and the last thing you want is some inter-planetary bint nailing bunnies to ya door. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok we have some guys who don’t get a lot, so if a space lady alien landed and spread them thighs for you and it looked like a normal pussy and she didn’t look too bad would you put your cock in and thrust a bit?
Be honest! "
funny you should mention this , but check our profile!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohhh how I envy men and their ability to bend it over and do it from behind hehe,
seriously 7 of 9, yes I would, but then I would use plastic so teeth or no in there it wouldn't hurt me
(Yes love honey it is a manufactoring fault I promise) |
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"Ok we have some guys who don’t get a lot, so if a space lady alien landed and spread them thighs for you and it looked like a normal pussy and she didn’t look too bad would you put your cock in and thrust a bit?
Be honest! "
Not after the last time |
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"As far as I'm aware there are only men on Mars, all the women live on Venus. I read it in a book once.
If she was blue I would though.
I imagine they have extra orifices too."
For 'imagine' substitute 'hope'. |
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"As far as I'm aware there are only men on Mars, all the women live on Venus. I read it in a book once.
If she was blue I would though.
I imagine they have extra orifices too.
For 'imagine' substitute 'hope'."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh come on really folks……. Do you not seriously consider that any advanced civilisation wouldn’t develope into a hermaphroditic species….
Just to save the arguments over who gets the bathroom first !!!!!! ffs….!.
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"Ok we have some guys who don’t get a lot, so if a space lady alien landed and spread them thighs for you and it looked like a normal pussy and she didn’t look too bad would you put your cock in and thrust a bit?
Be honest! "
There are some men who would put their penis in a mincer if they thought they would get an orgasm. |
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"Ok we have some guys who don’t get a lot, so if a space lady alien landed and spread them thighs for you and it looked like a normal pussy and she didn’t look too bad would you put your cock in and thrust a bit?
Be honest!
There are some men who would put their penis in a mincer if they thought they would get an orgasm. "
i'm sure very many do
oh, you mean mincer of the butchery kind? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have had a mars bar shoved up me chuff does that count?
Haha no. Lucky guy who got to eat it out not really i just wiped my fanny on the curtains and left "
Maybe its still there?!?! Quick where was it? |
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"Oh come on really folks……. Do you not seriously consider that any advanced civilisation wouldn’t develope into a hermaphroditic species….
Just to save the arguments over who gets the bathroom first !!!!!! ffs….!.
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That would never work, just think seat up/seat down- it would go on and on, the indecision ffs! |
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