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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one likes a smart arse

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"No one likes a smart arse

But they live a tight one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

Love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bacon buttie or anal sex on a Saturday morning? I beg to differ with you OP..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

Strap ons are ace

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By *estEndGentMan over a year ago

London

Who’s getting anal this morning? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one likes a smart arse

But they live a tight one

Ooo

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"A bacon buttie or anal sex on a Saturday morning? I beg to differ with you OP.. "

What about both?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah I'd love a bit of anal this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prefer a bacon butty to be fair.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Prefer a bacon butty to be fair."

I'll have your anal then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

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By *estEndGentMan over a year ago

London

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

Way to kill the mood! Haha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

You get out of bed, go for a poo, get back in all cold, he spoons you to get warm, you wiggle and. Jiggle to get his cock hard then get presto..... Morning anal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s got a piercing and it can tickle sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

You get out of bed, go for a poo, get back in all cold, he spoons you to get warm, you wiggle and. Jiggle to get his cock hard then get presto..... Morning anal

You’re not streaming that webcam you have in my room, I hope?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

Way to kill the mood! Haha"

Better than poop on cock(

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

You get out of bed, go for a poo, get back in all cold, he spoons you to get warm, you wiggle and. Jiggle to get his cock hard then get presto..... Morning anal

Sounds so easy.

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By *estEndGentMan over a year ago

London

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

Way to kill the mood! Haha

Better than poop on cock(

Very true!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

You get out of bed, go for a poo, get back in all cold, he spoons you to get warm, you wiggle and. Jiggle to get his cock hard then get presto..... Morning anal

You’re not streaming that webcam you have in my room, I hope?

Always

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

You get out of bed, go for a poo, get back in all cold, he spoons you to get warm, you wiggle and. Jiggle to get his cock hard then get presto..... Morning anal

You’re not streaming that webcam you have in my room, I hope?

Always

Well I hope my makeup looks ok today. Nothing worse than morning panda eyes to spoil the show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t believe I’m saying this, it the bacon butty is sounding good.....

Tho that almost sounds like a slang term for anal lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

You get out of bed, go for a poo, get back in all cold, he spoons you to get warm, you wiggle and. Jiggle to get his cock hard then get presto..... Morning anal

You’re not streaming that webcam you have in my room, I hope?

Always

Well I hope my makeup looks ok today. Nothing worse than morning panda eyes to spoil the show

You always look good x

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

Filter coffee, toasted farmhouse slice with marmalade preferable in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking 3 hot wives at libs last night

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

I had pancakes and strawberry’s

I am always a bit wary of morning anal.

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

Filter coffee, toasted farmhouse slice with marmalade preferable in my opinion.

What flavour marmalade?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have my coffee first

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

Way to kill the mood! Haha

Better than poop on cock(

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

Oh lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

Oh lucky you

Just booked my flight, how does anal brunch sound lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

You get out of bed, go for a poo, get back in all cold, he spoons you to get warm, you wiggle and. Jiggle to get his cock hard then get presto..... Morning anal

You’re not streaming that webcam you have in my room, I hope?

Always

Well I hope my makeup looks ok today. Nothing worse than morning panda eyes to spoil the show

You always look good x"

Aw. Thanks. I’m always happy to be lied to

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Tea , Rice Krispies and cuddles with Pooch runs a close second though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

Oh lucky you

Just booked my flight, how does anal brunch sound lol"

Sounds perfect. You bring the lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve evacuated my bowels.....

Right then; who’s first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of anal on a Saturday night?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve evacuated my bowels.....

Right then; who’s first?

Have you Dettol'd?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I slipped on a fence post bum first does that count?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I slipped on a fence post bum first does that count?

Did you enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve evacuated my bowels.....

Right then; who’s first?

Have you Dettol'd?"

I used dettol with the big spinning brush you got me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bacon buttie or anal sex on a Saturday morning? I beg to differ with you OP..

What about both? "

That would be called porking lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

A bit of anal for the mid-morning break must come pretty close?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning.

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ubmichellestarTV/TS over a year ago

Kent

Lucky cow

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning.

FIFY

You didn't change anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I slipped on a fence post bum first does that count?

Did you enjoy it? "

Il tell u in the moning if im still there

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

Anal on a Sunday morning is pretty good too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

"
a full house does ......sorry I win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be honest I could not be arsed ??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

a full house does ......sorry I win

Is that like being airtight or pterodactyl?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

a full house does ......sorry I win

Is that like being airtight or pterodactyl?! "
no they're extinct

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

a full house does ......sorry I win

Is that like being airtight or pterodactyl?! no they're extinct

Not in a swingers club they're not. A cock up the bum, one in the fanny, one in the mouth and one in each hand.... Makes you make the sense noise as one as well I'd imagine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of anal on a Saturday morning

a full house does ......sorry I win

Is that like being airtight or pterodactyl?! no they're extinct

Not in a swingers club they're not. A cock up the bum, one in the fanny, one in the mouth and one in each hand.... Makes you make the sense noise as one as well I'd imagine

"
trust me most single guys in clubs look as though they should be extinct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing beats staying up all night in the farrow barn. Watching or helping the sows girth birth to 27 piglets.

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

"I slipped on a fence post bum first does that count?

"
"slipped" ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning anal?

I’ll need my morning poo first

You get out of bed, go for a poo, get back in all cold, he spoons you to get warm, you wiggle and. Jiggle to get his cock hard then get presto..... Morning anal

Sounds so easy."

Can be that easy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Nothing beats staying up all night in the farrow barn. Watching or helping the sows girth birth to 27 piglets."

Oddly I'd quite like to witness/help with a lambing or any birthing experience.

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