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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
Go on, you might as well. It’s Friday and the fat, lazy, halitosis-ridden bastard has got through another week taking the glory for all your hard work. The next time you see him will be Monday when he’ll do it all again.
Or will he? Not if he succumbed to an “accident”. 
He’s a pain in the arse but not worth doing time for, he needs to go in a way that’s certain but not traceable. To paraphrase Cadbury, how do you kill yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like my boss tbh. My old one was my best friend but she got promoted so she left. And the new one I knew anyway so he's pretty decent. And I'm going through a promotion right now so can't really complain about him... yet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like my boss, he's a sweetheart and we're a great team. If I killed him he'd probably be replaced by a fast-track graduate who doesn't know their arse from their elbow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We need to kill each other’s bosses so we all have an alibi.
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I'm my own boss, where does that leave me? I can't kill myself yet, well I can but I won't  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"We need to kill each other’s bosses so we all have an alibi.
I'm my own boss, where does that leave me? I can't kill myself yet, well I can but I won't "
I couldn’t hurt a fly but I’m sure someone will pop along and offer to help you out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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using that word could get you in trouble .
bit like a text or e mail .
its classed as signed document so to speak.
not good to put things in writing , even if only meant as a joke .
could tell you a true story about very similar , omg ,you wouldnt adam and eve it . talk about blown out of proportion and huge cost/waste of time . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We need to kill each other’s bosses so we all have an alibi.
I'm my own boss, where does that leave me? I can't kill myself yet, well I can but I won't
I couldn’t hurt a fly but I’m sure someone will pop along and offer to help you out "
I already know people who'll do it for me so I've got that base covered thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like my boss but if I had to I'd sit on his face and smother him."
What a way to go, can I add you to the top of the list of people who want to kill me  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
My boss is an absolute treasure, so therefore not in need of dispatching.
My first boss, however, was mean and horrid. It was my first Saturday job, and I was thirteen.
I would quite happily fed her into a meat mincing machine.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference
I thought you were the boss xx I'm the manager not the owner although he doesn't come in much nowadays "
Ah ok so you are the boss really then xx |
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"TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference
I thought you were the boss xx I'm the manager not the owner although he doesn't come in much nowadays
Ah ok so you are the boss really then xx"
As good as yes x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference
I thought you were the boss xx I'm the manager not the owner although he doesn't come in much nowadays
Ah ok so you are the boss really then xx As good as yes x"
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of three managers and a supervisor of sorts, I quite like three out of four and I'm working on humanising and liking the fourth.
Honestly.  "
Humanising? that sounds painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of three managers and a supervisor of sorts, I quite like three out of four and I'm working on humanising and liking the fourth.
Honestly.
Humanising? that sounds painful "
The definition is to make more humane and civilised but that's not what I meant. What I mean is that the person is a bit abrasive so I'm trying to see beyond that to the person they actually are.
And another one of those people is a bit fanciable so I don't want to kill them either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like my boss. He's fairly decent.
I think his wife has decided she doesn't like me though. Meh.
I wouldn't kill either of them though.
Or is it all a cover story? |
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