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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you flipping like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Thursdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal.
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over a year ago
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"Here... contemplative. Had a horrible start to the day, things got better, I learnt how really understanding and kind some people I work with are. "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tonks. Sorry to read you had a crappy day. Yay for kind people. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim, how’s your day been? I’m not having a good few weeks but enjoying a cup of tea while watching iron man 3 x "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Today was okay. Things can only better, Angie. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here... contemplative. Had a horrible start to the day, things got better, I learnt how really understanding and kind some people I work with are.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tonks. Sorry to read you had a crappy day. Yay for kind people."
Only the start. Positivity init. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you flipping like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Thursdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal.
Smileyface"
Evening Jimbo, evening all. Nursing a hangover today haven't left the house. Hope you lovely people are all good xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here... contemplative. Had a horrible start to the day, things got better, I learnt how really understanding and kind some people I work with are.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tonks. Sorry to read you had a crappy day. Yay for kind people.
Only the start. Positivity init. "
Innit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jimminy-cricket. Ask me anything, I will tell you no lies! 
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. Where's my veri?!"
You really want one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hullo Jim and the night owls.
I’m just off to bed. Got a 6:30 Cardio blast class in the morning. Uff. Hope everyone is well x"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and goodnight, MAG. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim, how’s your day been? I’m not having a good few weeks but enjoying a cup of tea while watching iron man 3 x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Today was okay. Things can only better, Angie. x"
Yes they can Jim x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you flipping like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Thursdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal.
Smileyface
Evening Jimbo, evening all. Nursing a hangover today haven't left the house. Hope you lovely people are all good xx"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tele. Was the night worth a hangover? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Howdi Jim
Currently working on sprucing up my profile, something’s a miss, I’m just not getting any bites!
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Edge. Good luck with your sprucing. In the meantime.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jimminy-cricket. Ask me anything, I will tell you no lies!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. Where's my veri?!
You really want one? "
Yes please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jimminy-cricket. Ask me anything, I will tell you no lies!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. Where's my veri?!
You really want one?
Yes please."
Daft bugger. Veri well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you flipping like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Thursdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal.
Smileyface
Evening Jimbo, evening all. Nursing a hangover today haven't left the house. Hope you lovely people are all good xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tele. Was the night worth a hangover?"
Yeh was good started with afternoon lunch with friends then went from there. Hope you had good Valentine's day with plenty of cards.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good eeeeeevening jim and all, were so very sleepy.
Bloody music threads, was about to go sleep and now I’m playing my indie disco playlist ! "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fab Fwend. Don't stay up too late. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jimminy-cricket. Ask me anything, I will tell you no lies!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. Where's my veri?!
You really want one?
Yes please.
Daft bugger. Veri well."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you flipping like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Thursdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal.
Smileyface
Evening Jimbo, evening all. Nursing a hangover today haven't left the house. Hope you lovely people are all good xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tele. Was the night worth a hangover?
Yeh was good started with afternoon lunch with friends then went from there. Hope you had good Valentine's day with plenty of cards. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How is everyone this evening. X 
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sissy. I'm bobbing along. How are you?
Well thanks getting though it work That is "
Keep on getting through it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim and everyone!
I saw buds on a tree today. The first sign of blossom!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Trellis. It's good to have buds.
So you enjoy watching rosebuds open, Jim? "
Yes, yes I do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh please, kiss my arse,
Piss on my lamppost.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Innocent. *Pulls down joggers*
Are you stupid?"
I hope you're not being rude to Jim. Good evening to you anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh please, kiss my arse,
Piss on my lamppost.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Innocent. *Pulls down joggers*
Are you stupid?
I hope you're not being rude to Jim. Good evening to you anyway."
Who are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh please, kiss my arse,
Piss on my lamppost.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Innocent. *Pulls down joggers*
Are you stupid?
I hope you're not being rude to Jim. Good evening to you anyway.
Who are you?"
I'm mister nobody. Hello there.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim
I wish I had a sausage roll and someone to spoon me to sleep.
How's your night lovely?
Xx"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Poca. I wish I had those things to. My night is okay. How are you? x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good Eeeeeevening Jim.
Another dead night here. Most of my guests retired to bed already.
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. It's pretty quiet in here too. Hopefully some Russ Abbot will get things going. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
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Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with."
Nice one. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with.
Nice one. "
On one of his nights with us, Billy Connolly stayed in house too. Talking to both independently, I found out they'd never met.
I introduced them to each other! Our All Night Lounge & Coffee Bar was a riot of laughs that night till 7am when they decided to have breakfast!
Really fond memories! |
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with.
Nice one.
On one of his nights with us, Billy Connolly stayed in house too. Talking to both independently, I found out they'd never met.
I introduced them to each other! Our All Night Lounge & Coffee Bar was a riot of laughs that night till 7am when they decided to have breakfast!
Really fond memories!"
I like reading posts like this
Pink x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with.
Nice one.
On one of his nights with us, Billy Connolly stayed in house too. Talking to both independently, I found out they'd never met.
I introduced them to each other! Our All Night Lounge & Coffee Bar was a riot of laughs that night till 7am when they decided to have breakfast!
Really fond memories!"
You're a comedy Cilla. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with.
Nice one.
On one of his nights with us, Billy Connolly stayed in house too. Talking to both independently, I found out they'd never met.
I introduced them to each other! Our All Night Lounge & Coffee Bar was a riot of laughs that night till 7am when they decided to have breakfast!
Really fond memories!
I like reading posts like this
Pink x"
Me too. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with.
Nice one.
On one of his nights with us, Billy Connolly stayed in house too. Talking to both independently, I found out they'd never met.
I introduced them to each other! Our All Night Lounge & Coffee Bar was a riot of laughs that night till 7am when they decided to have breakfast!
Really fond memories!
I like reading posts like this
Pink x
Me too."
It's always been these sorts of encounters in over 3 decades spent in Hotels that made the job that extra enjoyable!
Yes, some aspects were negative and I won't mention here - I don't kiss and tell!
But other Internationally known celebs, politicians, and sports stars goings on will get a mention in a book on hotel life, I plan to write in a few years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with.
Nice one.
On one of his nights with us, Billy Connolly stayed in house too. Talking to both independently, I found out they'd never met.
I introduced them to each other! Our All Night Lounge & Coffee Bar was a riot of laughs that night till 7am when they decided to have breakfast!
Really fond memories!
I like reading posts like this
Pink x
Me too.
It's always been these sorts of encounters in over 3 decades spent in Hotels that made the job that extra enjoyable!
Yes, some aspects were negative and I won't mention here - I don't kiss and tell!
But other Internationally known celebs, politicians, and sports stars goings on will get a mention in a book on hotel life, I plan to write in a few years."
Good luck to you sir. That will be an interesting read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh please, kiss my arse,
Piss on my lamppost.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Innocent. *Pulls down joggers*
Are you stupid?
I hope you're not being rude to Jim. Good evening to you anyway.
Who are you?
I'm mister nobody. Hello there. "
Keep quiet then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkzrg41Gxw
Russ Abbot – All Night Holiday (Studio, TOTP) - YouTube
Russ Abott. Met him years ago when he stayed at the 4 star hotel I was Night Manager.
He's a real Gent. No prima donna stuff. Was so well mannered. A delight to deal with.
Nice one.
On one of his nights with us, Billy Connolly stayed in house too. Talking to both independently, I found out they'd never met.
I introduced them to each other! Our All Night Lounge & Coffee Bar was a riot of laughs that night till 7am when they decided to have breakfast!
Really fond memories!
I like reading posts like this
Pink x
Me too.
It's always been these sorts of encounters in over 3 decades spent in Hotels that made the job that extra enjoyable!
Yes, some aspects were negative and I won't mention here - I don't kiss and tell!
But other Internationally known celebs, politicians, and sports stars goings on will get a mention in a book on hotel life, I plan to write in a few years."
Good to see you don’t give a shit about people’s rights to privacy.
I might put a post up on Twitter with your photo and profile pic from here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh please, kiss my arse,
Piss on my lamppost.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Innocent. *Pulls down joggers*
Are you stupid?
I hope you're not being rude to Jim. Good evening to you anyway.
Who are you?
I'm mister nobody. Hello there.
Keep quiet then. "
Ok just for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alreet Jim, not read through the thread, have I missed owt?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You missed Russ Abbot.
Did he take the atmosphere with him?  "
Looks like it. |
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Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Morgan. Welcome aboard The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface"
Thanks Jim so what are we talking about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone
Hi there. Hope you're well.
I am good, thanks. Waiting for the Sandman.
Has it been a good day?"
I've had a lazy day. Thanks for asking. How about You? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off). "
There are three answers! |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!"
Three!! I can only think of one! |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!"
Oooo. I only know one. Now I’m intrigued by my own riddle! Riddle paradox right there. |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
Three!! I can only think of one!"
Goddamnit. We just need someone who knows no answers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi everyone
Hi there. Hope you're well.
I am good, thanks. Waiting for the Sandman.
Has it been a good day?
I've had a lazy day. Thanks for asking. How about You? "
Its been the kind of day that I'd like to dance away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
Three!! I can only think of one!
Goddamnit. We just need someone who knows no answers. "
I know no answers lol mine is a pure guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hi Jim and everyone else!
I haven't looked at your profile in ages but still remember those brogues! Not chatting you up - just want them.
This thread has been recommended to me and glad I am actually up for it for once. So I have an issue to debate.
It is genuinely serious despite appearing flippant. I think "The Last Jedi" is better than all the other Star Wars films. Not one person I have discussed it with agrees with me. Do any of you? |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!"
The package was coated in a poison which penetrated his skin and caused him to have a shutdown of all his bodily functions, resulting in an excruciatingly painful demise?
Is that one? Is it Miss?  |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
Three!! I can only think of one!
Goddamnit. We just need someone who knows no answers.
I know no answers lol mine is a pure guess"
Go for it! Guess out loud and, if you’re right, you get to call yourself Columbo for a day. |
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"Hi Jim and everyone else!
I haven't looked at your profile in ages but still remember those brogues! Not chatting you up - just want them.
This thread has been recommended to me and glad I am actually up for it for once. So I have an issue to debate.
It is genuinely serious despite appearing flippant. I think "The Last Jedi" is better than all the other Star Wars films. Not one person I have discussed it with agrees with me. Do any of you?"
I’ve never seen any Star Wars films....
*banished from thread* |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
The package was coated in a poison which penetrated his skin and caused him to have a shutdown of all his bodily functions, resulting in an excruciatingly painful demise?
Is that one? Is it Miss? "
No. But the package did cause his death. |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
The package was coated in a poison which penetrated his skin and caused him to have a shutdown of all his bodily functions, resulting in an excruciatingly painful demise?
Is that one? Is it Miss?
No. But the package did cause his death. "
Can it be googled? I have no idea - not even 1 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off). "
I don't know, how did the dead man in the middle of the field die? |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
The package was coated in a poison which penetrated his skin and caused him to have a shutdown of all his bodily functions, resulting in an excruciatingly painful demise?
Is that one? Is it Miss?
No. But the package did cause his death.
Can it be googled? I have no idea - not even 1"
The package is faulty. If it had worked, he’d have lived. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
The package was coated in a poison which penetrated his skin and caused him to have a shutdown of all his bodily functions, resulting in an excruciatingly painful demise?
Is that one? Is it Miss?
No. But the package did cause his death. "
Oh bugger, I was thinking the field was a graveyard & he died of natural causes & the package was just something a loved one had brought...went for the obvious lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Morgan. Welcome aboard The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface
Thanks Jim so what are we talking about?"
You're welcome. Anything you like. |
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
The package was coated in a poison which penetrated his skin and caused him to have a shutdown of all his bodily functions, resulting in an excruciatingly painful demise?
Is that one? Is it Miss?
No. But the package did cause his death.
Can it be googled? I have no idea - not even 1
The package is faulty. If it had worked, he’d have lived. "
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
Three!! I can only think of one!
Goddamnit. We just need someone who knows no answers. "
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"Fancy a riddle Jim?
There’s a dead man in the middle of a field. There’s a package next to him which is unopened. No one else is around. How did he die.
(And if you know the answer already I’ll strop off).
There are three answers!
Three!! I can only think of one!
Goddamnit. We just need someone who knows no answers.
I know no answers lol mine is a pure guess
Go for it! Guess out loud and, if you’re right, you get to call yourself Columbo for a day. "
Was it actually on Columbo? |
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"Hi Jim and everyone else!
I haven't looked at your profile in ages but still remember those brogues! Not chatting you up - just want them.
This thread has been recommended to me and glad I am actually up for it for once. So I have an issue to debate.
It is genuinely serious despite appearing flippant. I think "The Last Jedi" is better than all the other Star Wars films. Not one person I have discussed it with agrees with me. Do any of you?"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. You can't have my shoes. My memory for films is useless. The first three Star Wars films that were made are the ones for me. |
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He died very suddenly.
If the package had done its job he would not be dead.
He did not get there on foot. Or in a car or a van.
No one was near him at his moment of death.
It wasn’t natural causes. |
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"Hi Jim and everyone else!
I haven't looked at your profile in ages but still remember those brogues! Not chatting you up - just want them.
This thread has been recommended to me and glad I am actually up for it for once. So I have an issue to debate.
It is genuinely serious despite appearing flippant. I think "The Last Jedi" is better than all the other Star Wars films. Not one person I have discussed it with agrees with me. Do any of you?
I’ve never seen any Star Wars films....
*banished from thread*"
You know nobody is banished from this thread. I've never had a KFC. |
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"Hi Jim and everyone else!
I haven't looked at your profile in ages but still remember those brogues! Not chatting you up - just want them.
This thread has been recommended to me and glad I am actually up for it for once. So I have an issue to debate.
It is genuinely serious despite appearing flippant. I think "The Last Jedi" is better than all the other Star Wars films. Not one person I have discussed it with agrees with me. Do any of you?
I’ve never seen any Star Wars films....
*banished from thread*
You know nobody is banished from this thread. I've never had a KFC."
Freak. |
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"He died very suddenly.
If the package had done its job he would not be dead.
He did not get there on foot. Or in a car or a van.
No one was near him at his moment of death.
It wasn’t natural causes. "
He was traveling at about 120mph just before he died. |
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"He died very suddenly.
If the package had done its job he would not be dead.
He did not get there on foot. Or in a car or a van.
No one was near him at his moment of death.
It wasn’t natural causes. "
The package is an unopened parachute |
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"He died very suddenly.
If the package had done its job he would not be dead.
He did not get there on foot. Or in a car or a van.
No one was near him at his moment of death.
It wasn’t natural causes.
He was traveling at about 120mph just before he died. "
Plane crash & package is the wee plane |
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"He died very suddenly.
If the package had done its job he would not be dead.
He did not get there on foot. Or in a car or a van.
No one was near him at his moment of death.
It wasn’t natural causes.
He was traveling at about 120mph just before he died. "
Parachute not open? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He died very suddenly.
If the package had done its job he would not be dead.
He did not get there on foot. Or in a car or a van.
No one was near him at his moment of death.
It wasn’t natural causes.
The package is an unopened parachute "
Ahh! So simple! |
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"Hi Jim and everyone else!
I haven't looked at your profile in ages but still remember those brogues! Not chatting you up - just want them.
This thread has been recommended to me and glad I am actually up for it for once. So I have an issue to debate.
It is genuinely serious despite appearing flippant. I think "The Last Jedi" is better than all the other Star Wars films. Not one person I have discussed it with agrees with me. Do any of you?
I’ve never seen any Star Wars films....
*banished from thread*
You know nobody is banished from this thread. I've never had a KFC.
Freak. "
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"Good evening Jim..... and all the Ladies and gentlemen  .
Sorry I'm late "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wilki. Are you emptying your load somewhere in Britain? |
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"He died very suddenly.
If the package had done its job he would not be dead.
He did not get there on foot. Or in a car or a van.
No one was near him at his moment of death.
It wasn’t natural causes. "
The original riddle doesn’t add further detail! This makes there only one answer. But it’s the best answer |
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"He died very suddenly.
If the package had done its job he would not be dead.
He did not get there on foot. Or in a car or a van.
No one was near him at his moment of death.
It wasn’t natural causes.
The original riddle doesn’t add further detail! This makes there only one answer. But it’s the best answer "
Apparently there are 3 answers, and I've hazarded a guess at 2 |
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"Good evening Jim..... and all the Ladies and gentlemen .
Sorry I'm late
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wilki. Are you emptying your load somewhere in Britain?"
I will be shortly in Leeds again to empty my load |
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"Good evening Jim..... and all the Ladies and gentlemen .
Sorry I'm late
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wilki. Are you emptying your load somewhere in Britain?
I will be shortly in Leeds again to empty my load "
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"Good evening Jim..... and all the Ladies and gentlemen .
Sorry I'm late
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wilki. Are you emptying your load somewhere in Britain?
I will be shortly in Leeds again to empty my load
Dirty Leeds!"
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"Good evening Jim..... and all the Ladies and gentlemen .
Sorry I'm late
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wilki. Are you emptying your load somewhere in Britain?
I will be shortly in Leeds again to empty my load
Dirty Leeds!
FTFY "
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Well I am going to ponder this riddle all night. Thanks a lot!!!
The pondering will have to be under the duvet though. Goodnight all you lovely fabbers!
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"Well I am going to ponder this riddle all night. Thanks a lot!!!
The pondering will have to be under the duvet though. Goodnight all you lovely fabbers!
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Na night. |
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over a year ago
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Goooood eveniiiinngg!
Ive been out to the theatre this evening... get me, how posh!
Been to see Sarah Millican live. She's a right filthy strumpet!
My sides ache now from laughing so much |
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"Goooood eveniiiinngg!
Ive been out to the theatre this evening... get me, how posh!
Been to see Sarah Millican live. She's a right filthy strumpet!
My sides ache now from laughing so much "
Yeah, she is good, and she's married to Gary Delaney who I like as well |
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"Goooood eveniiiinngg!
Ive been out to the theatre this evening... get me, how posh!
Been to see Sarah Millican live. She's a right filthy strumpet!
My sides ache now from laughing so much "
I like Sarah Millican. Have a good day, Eton. |
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"I'm still up i'm flight watching.. bloomin' antisocial flight times from Australia. +11 hours  Spose I should get some sleep.
Enjoy te rest of the night Jim and all ...Night.
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Fly safely, Cinnamon. |
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"I'm still up i'm flight watching.. bloomin' antisocial flight times from Australia. +11 hours Spose I should get some sleep.
Enjoy te rest of the night Jim and all ...Night.
Fly safely, Cinnamon."
Not me Jim Im just following my son's flight. Nearly at Singapore now. |
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