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The Death of the Missile
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with great sadness I bring you the news that The Thrillseekingmissile has passed away...
It may be relief to some of you, a great sorrow for others...
How did he die? Why don't you give an explanation a try?
Feel free to write his epitaph below: |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"His missile has blown up in his hand."
On average.. that's just as likely to happen as falling off my soapbox  Given the time dedicated to both activities. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously.
Very good.. and tied to another thread, I like it.
Cough
Every thread you're in
Cough.
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I can't complain can I. I've just asked for some abuse.. maybe im a little bit of a masochist? |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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While on a rather hazardous mission it is with deep regret and remorse that I must tell you that his warhead fell off and fell into a deep chasm which due to its depth and severe wet conditions it was not possible to recover. May he forever be in our dreams |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"While on a rather hazardous mission it is with deep regret and remorse that I must tell you that his warhead fell off and fell into a deep chasm which due to its depth and severe wet conditions it was not possible to recover. May he forever be in our dreams "
My favourite so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously.
Very good.. and tied to another thread, I like it.
Cough
Every thread you're in
Cough.
I can't complain can I. I've just asked for some abuse.. maybe im a little bit of a masochist?"
I'll get the flogger and needles out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously.
Very good.. and tied to another thread, I like it.
Cough
Every thread you're in
Cough.
I can't complain can I. I've just asked for some abuse.. maybe im a little bit of a masochist?
I'll get the flogger and needles out "
That may be what killed me.. Heart attack from fear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish he’d shut the fuck up for once now he’s dead.
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Sorry, not in the licking arse mood tonight "
That's fine with me, I didn't ask, nor do I want you to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish he’d shut the fuck up for once now he’s dead.
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Sorry, not in the licking arse mood tonight
That's fine with me, I didn't ask, nor do I want you to."
Seriously? Isn't that what your attention seeking drivel is all about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" See those last posts is how you're meant to take the piss. Makes me want to have a look at their profiles, because they have wit to banter."
Most folk did take the piss like that. One or two others not so much but that's got to be expected surely. Anyway if you're coming back to life when's the ascension thread starting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" See those last posts is how you're meant to take the piss. Makes me want to have a look at their profiles, because they have wit to banter.
Most folk did take the piss like that. One or two others not so much but that's got to be expected surely. Anyway if you're coming back to life when's the ascension thread starting "
lmfao I'll let someone else do that if they want to  Perhaps Jesus H Christ should? He's got the power to bring me back to life. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"While on a rather hazardous mission it is with deep regret and remorse that I must tell you that his warhead fell off and fell into a deep chasm which due to its depth and severe wet conditions it was not possible to recover. May he forever be in our dreams "
Wet ones obviously  |
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Standing here at the site of the explosion, eyewitnesses report there having been several blasts with multiple victims caught within range. Its likely the clean-up operation will take several days and come at a cost of dozens of wet-wipes. A close family friend commented 'at least he went with a smile on his face'.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB""
Nice one bruvvvaaa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Missile never launched?"
I'm firing duds |
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Missile never launched?
I'm firing duds "
Does Dud know about this? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Missile never launched?
I'm firing duds
Does Dud know about this?"
Blanks then Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Missile never launched?
I'm firing duds
Does Dud know about this?
Blanks then Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile "
That's a scary thought we should all be worried... very worried!
Duck and cover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Nice one bruvvvaaa"
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Missile never launched?
I'm firing duds
Does Dud know about this?
Blanks then Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile "
Mowed down by a tractor whilst spreading his wild oats...it wasn’t a pretty sight.
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Missile never launched?
I'm firing duds
Does Dud know about this?
Blanks then Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile
That's a scary thought we should all be worried... very worried!
Duck and cover "
Duck and Cover are a very nice couple  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Missile never launched?
I'm firing duds
Does Dud know about this?
Blanks then Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile
That's a scary thought we should all be worried... very worried!
Duck and cover
Duck and Cover are a very nice couple "
Of what? |
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"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket
I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...
"Danger UXB"
Missile never launched?
I'm firing duds
Does Dud know about this?
Blanks then Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile
That's a scary thought we should all be worried... very worried!
Duck and cover
Duck and Cover are a very nice couple
Of what?"
Cricketing terms |
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" See those last posts is how you're meant to take the piss. Makes me want to have a look at their profiles, because they have wit to banter.
Most folk did take the piss like that. One or two others not so much but that's got to be expected surely. Anyway if you're coming back to life when's the ascension thread starting
lmfao I'll let someone else do that if they want to Perhaps Jesus H Christ should? He's got the power to bring me back to life."
No ascension thread, but there is a resurrection thread...  |
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